If You Watch A Scary Movie Together, Then The Scariness Is Cut In Half!

If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!

Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia Axis Powers Volume Two

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.

George R.R Martin, A Dance With Dragons

You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? "Hey, man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I'm busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?"

The Cat, Red Dwarf

'In this trunk,' she says with a serious face, 'is Gods gift to women.' 'Chocolate?' 'No.' 'Midol?' 'What? No.' 'Tampons?' 'Stop guessing,' she says.

Victoria Scott, The Collector

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Terry Pratchett

There’s no alcohol in here. Are you trying to poison me!?

Grantaire, Book X (via incorrectlesmisquotes)