Draw Your Oc's Having A Mental Breakdown. Draw Them Wiping The Blood (via A Bloody Nose) Off Their Face

Draw your oc's having a mental breakdown. Draw them wiping the blood (via a bloody nose) off their face with the palm of their hand. Draw them with snot running down their face as they curled into a ball against their bedroom door. Draw them sliding down the wall outside of a public bathroom. Do it.

why do Gotham villain men get to be funny weird guys but Gotham villain women have to be sexy.

let's have a male villain with a glistening six pack and bulge striking weird poses that make no sense. he would have crazy boobs that batman can't stop staring at. and then let's have a funny lady villain wearing an inflatable ostrich suit going honk honk or something. Come on.

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

someone should write the Bible using only McDonald's chicken nuggets

Old piece of art I don't think I ever shared??

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???