MOMMY??!!

MOMMY??!! 😳😳😳

★ ‘O'ne | 鋼の錬金術師 ☆ ⊳ olivier mira armstrong (fma) ✔ republished w/permission

Alright, let's put this possibly nonexistent debate to rest.

My Tumblr has been accessed by a ghost.

So I was scrolling through tumblr like regular people do y'know, and as I was scrolling, I went to go check my blog. But here's the thing, the name had been changed; instead of "wreedenthusiast" like it normally is, it was "cruel enthusiast".

Now I don't know if some kind of hacker is getting into my account or whatnot, perhaps messing with me, but I do find this experience to be incredibly spooky.

Shit's weird man, if this is a ghost, why me tho? What'd I do? I ain't got no idea.

Anyway, I think that's all. I'll update this if I ever have another spooky encounter like this again with the ghost/hacker in my Tumblr account.

Jesus christ, I showed my whole fucking ass? Buddy, YOU'RE the one here who showed their entire fucking ass!

My goodness, you need to be placed in a psychiatric ward and evaluated because these are some intense mental gymnastics and copium you're doing just for the sake of "having" a defense! One that's completely invalid if you have COMMON SENSE by the by!

Seriously, your entitlement is on another level too. Because how are you gonna come into my poll, something you can very EASILY ignore, and then complain that it's one-sided?! Bitch, make your own poll then! Like damn!

Seriously, the delusion levels with this one are insane. Get help please, everyone's worried about you rn.

Oh and by the way, THIS POLL'S FOR FUCKING FUN AND BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS TO SEE THE RESULTS. THAT'S IT. The fact that you've taken my tags to such degree of heart is super telling of how you are as a person.

Go touch some grass, because people who not only claim "proshipping" like you're a minority or something, (your "holier than thou" looking ahh), but also get this fucking turnt over a stupid shipping poll, the most irrelevant thing purely for dumb fun and information gaining purposes, is truly "chronically online" behavior.

So please; go visit your parents, give them a hug, and stay away from the computer for at least over a week. Because it's clearly affecting your mind in an unhealthy manner for you to think this shit is okay to comment/reblog; do better.

Alright, let's put this possibly nonexistent debate to rest.

BONUS ROUND! Rank all the losers from previous rounds and maybe I'll add the two highest votes to the final round.

Aww, these are so cute! ❤❤

Can you share some of your King/Mrs Bradley headcanon? I too love them and feel they don't get enough attention.

Oh gosh! My headcanons?!? Too many, lemme see:

Carrinth’s Over-Thinking King/Mrs Bradley Shenanigans

1. What’s with the Melons?

Mrs. Bradley, before they got married sold melons. Yes. She was a melon seller. So when he went to visit/court/get beaten up by her, he somehow always ended up (getting swindled) buying loads of melons, which in turn lead him to start giving them away. He found humans (and underlings) reacted very well to free fruit and thus the habit stayed with him forevers.

2. Is this LOVE??

The first time (the future) Mrs. Bradley slapped him; his heart beat very fast and his limbs shook. He wondered if this was ‘love’. It was not. It was fear.

3. Mrs. Bradley knew

While she didn’t know he was a homonculus, Mrs. Bradley 100% knew she had not married a normal human. He was soooo weird. She suspected he was an alien, attempting to integrate into human society because the alien mothership had abandoned him. 

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