*rapid Breathing*

*rapid breathing*

Guys... look

AHHHHHHHH

hermit crab and sea anemone

WHICH ONE OF YOU FOUND ME ON TIKTOK

Dirk when he realizes he fell in love with his s/o

Sorry I don’t do things at the beginning. I get tired really fast. Also someone said you couldn’t go anon and if anyone could help me change that I’d appreciate it💙🥴

Dirk Strider falling in love with his s/o

It was one of those days. Dirk was working way too hard and you had to climb the insufferable ladder to get to his ocean house, you’re the only one who lived “close by” so jake, roxy, and Jane decided that you would go check up on him. You, of course, didn’t mind. He was your best friend and you’d be damned if he was gonna feel bad on your watch.

He watched you cilmb up, what the fuck were you doing? Why were you coming here? Why did you decide this would be a good idea?! The climb was horrible. The ladder was wet and gross and one wrong move could get you killed. Each step was careful and precise. Dirk watched you carefully to make sure you wouldn’t fall. But, as ironic as it sounds, the feeling of someone watching you filled you with fear! and now you’re plummeting into the ocean!

Dirk immediately grabbed his hoverboard and raced down to get you. What would happen if he couldn’t get to you. His best friend dead because he couldn’t help watching you climb the god forsaken ladder to his house.

You fell, of course you were falling, but hey. Oh look it’s dirk. He immediately raced down and grabbed you by the waist before you fell even more into your inevitable death. He held you close.

“Why did you do that?” He said, his voice was cracking as tears threatened to break is cool kid facade

“You mean fall?” You said back in a calm and teasing voice.

“No, why were you coming here in the first place.”

“Dirk. It’s because we’re friends.”

Oh no... feelings

When homie matches you with wilford and Jeremy❤️❤️

Hi! Can you get a match up for, whichever is easiest, undertale, the egos, or fnaf? Whichever is easiest for you! I’m pansexual, poly and non-binary! I’m 5’2. I’m a cancer/Gemini, ya know the whole 13 zodiac thing. I love cosplaying and witchcraft! I do both which is so much fun! I also skate and I can’t talk to people a ha ha. Also you seem really cool and I love how to write! (Btw, my favorite herb is Angelica and my favorite plants is Oyster mushroom)

I AM SO LATE I'M SO SORRY YOU CAN HAVE MY FIRST BORN AS PAYMENT

for undertale i match you with...alphys and undyne!!

look i just. i love the idea of this ship and it works bc ur poly? anyway. they just care so much about you. alphys understands not being able to talk to people, and undyne can do enough talking for the three of you. alphys, the smart bean she is, buys some witchy stuff for you off amazon or whatever the undertale equivalent is and gives it to you as a gift

for the egos i match you with...wilford warfstache

anon no offense but...like...just think about it. like yeah, he's a murderer. yeaah, he might control his audience in that interview video. but! he's a bubblegum bitch and just kinda seems like a perfect match for you. he'd love being able to help you with anything, and can get you anything you mention. even as a joke. be careful with that man.

for fnaf i match you with...jeremy!

sure, later in the series he gets his face paper guillotined off but!! ignore that. we don't talk ab glitchtrap here we have him >:(((

anyway. i just see him as a rlly nice and humble guy who is perfectly fine with anything. i mean the guy works at...a killer...pizzeria...for...fun? but i just feel like he'd be super supportive of anything you do!

Do you have a request from me? I had an idea but I can't remember if I sent it or just thought about it

Yandere mallek right?

Here ya go!

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Karkat kissing head canons;; 😼👍

I hate karkat BUT I will do this. Because I hate him.

KARKAT VANTAS KISSING HEADCANNONS

He smells like shit

He doesn’t shower🤢🤮

I don’t like him.

He probably doesn’t know how to kiss. He acts like he does, he thinks watching people kiss counts as knowing. He’s a “romance expert” after all

When he first went in to the kiss, it was the least romantic thing ever. You were trying to eat your food and he was like “OH BOY SMOOCHING TIME”

And he went in for it. You ended up falling with him awkwardly clanking your teeth together as he tried to kiss you and “seduce” you.

It didn’t work. He hid in his respiteblock for a few days because he was so embarrassed and ashamed he failed that kiss. The second he came out terezi bothered him and called him dumb. Cause like “WHO COULD FUCK UP TH4T B4D!”

He wanted to apologize but it just ended up with you guys properly kissing. It was actually somewhat sweet.

You’re the one who mostly starts the kisses cause he’s still embarrassed by that first kiss. He loves kisses that don’t evolve him clanking teeth with you.

Like a small sweet forehead kiss. Or something

He’s dumb and poopy.

No one:

Him: EYO 🔇🔇I DIDNT 🔇FUCK UP 🔇THAT KISS 🔇EYO 🔇🔇I DIDNT 🔇GET TEREZI OUTTA🔇🔇🔇 HERE