When Homie Matches You With Wilford And Jeremy

When homie matches you with wilford and Jeremy❤️❤️

Hi! Can you get a match up for, whichever is easiest, undertale, the egos, or fnaf? Whichever is easiest for you! I’m pansexual, poly and non-binary! I’m 5’2. I’m a cancer/Gemini, ya know the whole 13 zodiac thing. I love cosplaying and witchcraft! I do both which is so much fun! I also skate and I can’t talk to people a ha ha. Also you seem really cool and I love how to write! (Btw, my favorite herb is Angelica and my favorite plants is Oyster mushroom)

I AM SO LATE I'M SO SORRY YOU CAN HAVE MY FIRST BORN AS PAYMENT

for undertale i match you with...alphys and undyne!!

look i just. i love the idea of this ship and it works bc ur poly? anyway. they just care so much about you. alphys understands not being able to talk to people, and undyne can do enough talking for the three of you. alphys, the smart bean she is, buys some witchy stuff for you off amazon or whatever the undertale equivalent is and gives it to you as a gift

for the egos i match you with...wilford warfstache

anon no offense but...like...just think about it. like yeah, he's a murderer. yeaah, he might control his audience in that interview video. but! he's a bubblegum bitch and just kinda seems like a perfect match for you. he'd love being able to help you with anything, and can get you anything you mention. even as a joke. be careful with that man.

for fnaf i match you with...jeremy!

sure, later in the series he gets his face paper guillotined off but!! ignore that. we don't talk ab glitchtrap here we have him >:(((

anyway. i just see him as a rlly nice and humble guy who is perfectly fine with anything. i mean the guy works at...a killer...pizzeria...for...fun? but i just feel like he'd be super supportive of anything you do!

I have another request, kind of connected to my last one! Hm.,, How do you think yandere Kankri would react to being chained up by his s/o in his sleep? My idea was s/o got paranoid abt him lying abt loving them after they killed his friend(s), but really it can be whatever you'd like! ♡ I'm just curious how you think he'd react to it - would he reassure them? Feel offended by their distrust in him? Get excited about them being extra possessive? The possibilities are practically endless y'know?

Yandere Kankri Vantas with a protective S/9, the sequel

The chains were on perfectly. Not tight enough that he wouldn’t be able to move but not loose enough that he could run and hurt you or himself

You paced the room. This was wrong, you’ve already killed his friends. There’s so way he’d leave you.

He loved you

Of course he did, why did you have to go and mess shit up!

Oh no. He’s waking up. Oh no.

“Darling? Where am I?”

He looked at his wrists. Then he looked around the room. He looked at his disheveled clothes, and then finally at you.

“You were lying to me! You said you weren’t going to leave! But I know you don’t love me! Who would ever love a monster like me?!”

“9h darling? Is that all? Y9u’re s9 cute when y9u’re jeal9us. Y9u went t9 all 9f the tr9u6le just t9 keep me with y9u? Even when I wasn’t planning 9n leaving? 6ut sense y9u sh9wed such distrust in me, unchain me please.”

You unchained him and went in to hug him. He pushed you away and walked out of whatever shit hole you were keeping him in.

You tried to get him to say something to you, anything! But he just ignored you and walked right out of the room.

This is y9ur punishment darling. Until y9u learn t9 trust him, he’s g9ing t9 ign9re y9u. S9rry.

You should’ve had more trust in your matesprite.

S9rry darling.

I made my own profile picture! I’m the mage of breath so it’s only obvious I give them (my baby) my aspect! I might also do one for canun (my extended zodiac!)

!Requests still open!

If you're currently taking requests, could I maybe get some hcs for a yandere Kankri with an equally obsessive/protective matesprit? And maybe he catches them after the act of 'getting rid of' someone who they deemed too close to kanny? Only if you have time and find it interesting enough though~ Sidenote, I hope you're having a wonderful day or night!

YES I AM BECOMING A YANDERE BLOG YES

Yandere Kankri Vantas with a protective S/9

Oh the sweet metallic blood dripping down your body. One less problem. One less person to keep you away from your dear sweet kanny. You never thought you like to feeling of crushing someone’s body with you battle axe. The blood felt so warm. Not as warm as kanny’s. Everything was perfect.

“Darling? What are y9u d9ing?” Wait-

The sound of someone walking towards you woke you up from your blood soaked trance.

Step

Step

“Wait- kanny it’s not what you think. Please don’t look at me at me like that-“

“9h darling, why w9uld I 6e mad?”

The feeling of warmth ingulfing you was enough you make you euphoric. Oh he loved you, he loves you, he loves you. Oh god. He loves you. Now you could be together forever. In a blood soaked dance of death and love.

On kankri was absolutely euphoric when he saw you covered in the blood of his friends

He was twitching in anticipation just to hold you. He didn’t need to hurt anyone now

You’re were his and he was yours. And no one. Not even death could take you away from him.

He’s over protective of you. He doesn’t have to kidnap you which is less work for him.

He’s always going to be clinging to you like it’s the end of the world. He loves you so much and how over protective you are

You glare at anyone else who looks at kankri even slightly. You’re always holding on to him tightly.

You’re always overly jealous of literally anyone he speaks to. You’ll kiss him rapidly whenever he does that.

Who’s the top? You are.

Dirk when he realizes he fell in love with his s/o

Sorry I don’t do things at the beginning. I get tired really fast. Also someone said you couldn’t go anon and if anyone could help me change that I’d appreciate it💙🥴

Dirk Strider falling in love with his s/o

It was one of those days. Dirk was working way too hard and you had to climb the insufferable ladder to get to his ocean house, you’re the only one who lived “close by” so jake, roxy, and Jane decided that you would go check up on him. You, of course, didn’t mind. He was your best friend and you’d be damned if he was gonna feel bad on your watch.

He watched you cilmb up, what the fuck were you doing? Why were you coming here? Why did you decide this would be a good idea?! The climb was horrible. The ladder was wet and gross and one wrong move could get you killed. Each step was careful and precise. Dirk watched you carefully to make sure you wouldn’t fall. But, as ironic as it sounds, the feeling of someone watching you filled you with fear! and now you’re plummeting into the ocean!

Dirk immediately grabbed his hoverboard and raced down to get you. What would happen if he couldn’t get to you. His best friend dead because he couldn’t help watching you climb the god forsaken ladder to his house.

You fell, of course you were falling, but hey. Oh look it’s dirk. He immediately raced down and grabbed you by the waist before you fell even more into your inevitable death. He held you close.

“Why did you do that?” He said, his voice was cracking as tears threatened to break is cool kid facade

“You mean fall?” You said back in a calm and teasing voice.

“No, why were you coming here in the first place.”

“Dirk. It’s because we’re friends.”

Oh no... feelings

may we get some yandere zebruh headcanons,please? stinky lil man. . . 👿

I see you are a man of taste. You deserve a raise. Go to my house and fuck my f/o

❤️yandere Zebruh Codakk headcannons 🖤

You both basically meet the same way, reader is trying to make friends and you’re tagging along. But it’s more off. Strange. Lingering looks, touches, uncomfortable laughs, being too close too soon.

He felt uncomfortably close to you, he’d run into in strange places. Low blood places, when you’re handing out with Diemen. It didn’t make sense

He wasn’t suppose to be there. He wasn’t suppose to. It felt wrong and uncomfortable. You felt raw and uncomfortable around him. Like he could see everything you’ve tried to hide

And he could see it. He paid the drones to watch you whenever you walked pass them. He knew everything about you.

The obession was quick. He saw you and it began it itch at him. Like if he wasnt touching you his skin would burn off. He knew there was no way he’d get you to come to him. You’d rather run to Ardata, and he knew that. He knew you hated him but it only made him crave you more.

He doesn’t care, you’re in love with him. Even if it’s pitch black. He calls to drones one night. He knows you’re doing to be walking to your hive by yourself tonight, no reader. Just you.

He gets the drones to bring you back to his hive. He can’t help holding you in his arms. Like if he even makes a small mistake you’ll wake up and disappear. But you fit so well in his arms. Like a perfect little doll

He chains you with velvet in his basement. He’s decorated perfectly just for you. You eventually wake up, to him cuddling into you. No way of moving. You can’t do anything. Not even beg to be let go, what are you doing to say with tape covering your mouth?

🖤Oh don’t worry red love, your going to be okay! We’re finally together!🖤