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bro this blog is about to become one of my favorites blogs karkat with a s/o who’s too chaotic for their own good
Oh no, why? I can’t write oh no.
KARKAT VANTAS WITH A CHAOTIC S/O
Jesus Christ. Do you know how many times he’s had to stop you from coming at literally anyone with a sledgehammer? Because I don’t.
He has to keep you in check. All the time. Most of the time it’s him yelling at you to not do something while you continue to do it.
He scolds you whenever you’re done. Don’t get me wrong, he loves you and doesn’t want to see you change, but he’s so worried.
He’s like an old grandma. If trolls had grandparents
He has to help you sleep, make sure you eat properly, and make sure you don’t fucking die.
He’s basically the blue person and you’re the red person after red person gets into a fight and blue person is stitching them up while telling them how stupid they are and then they kiss at the season finale because red person is going to sacrifice themselves.
Yeah
You’re that.
There’s literally things in your room that make him scared to go in- WHY DO YOU HAVE A GIANT SCCOBY DOO PLUSHIE?
He’s mostly happy that you don’t have major injuries. He’s learned the hard way that you won’t sleep unless he’s holding you.
He knows you get very excited by everything, but once in a while please calm down?
He gets wrapped In whenever you’re doing something chaotic and stupid like
“Hey karkat wanna ride the trains like in subway surfer?”
“LIKE IN WHAT?!”
“It’ll be fun let’s go!”
“NO WHAT BACK OFF.”
Yeah fun times.
Karkat kissing head canons;; 😼👍
I hate karkat BUT I will do this. Because I hate him.
KARKAT VANTAS KISSING HEADCANNONS
He smells like shit
He doesn’t shower🤢🤮
I don’t like him.
He probably doesn’t know how to kiss. He acts like he does, he thinks watching people kiss counts as knowing. He’s a “romance expert” after all
When he first went in to the kiss, it was the least romantic thing ever. You were trying to eat your food and he was like “OH BOY SMOOCHING TIME”
And he went in for it. You ended up falling with him awkwardly clanking your teeth together as he tried to kiss you and “seduce” you.
It didn’t work. He hid in his respiteblock for a few days because he was so embarrassed and ashamed he failed that kiss. The second he came out terezi bothered him and called him dumb. Cause like “WHO COULD FUCK UP TH4T B4D!”
He wanted to apologize but it just ended up with you guys properly kissing. It was actually somewhat sweet.
You’re the one who mostly starts the kisses cause he’s still embarrassed by that first kiss. He loves kisses that don’t evolve him clanking teeth with you.
Like a small sweet forehead kiss. Or something
He’s dumb and poopy.
No one:
Him: EYO 🔇🔇I DIDNT 🔇FUCK UP 🔇THAT KISS 🔇EYO 🔇🔇I DIDNT 🔇GET TEREZI OUTTA🔇🔇🔇 HERE
Yoo I just found your blog and your headcanons are pretty neat, got any for Karkat, Dirk, or Jake (i don't really care which one) with a s/o who just. almost never shuts up? Like, they'll just randomly enter a room and start explaining how mushrooms work or somethin
An S/O who never shuts up
KARKAT VANTAS
Oh my god he will get so startled
You’ll walk into a room crying over moths or some shit and he’ll immediately be concerned cause 1) holy shit are you okay 2) dont fucking bardge in
He listens to you most of the time when you’re talking
But its a two way thing. He’ll listen to you as long as you also listen to him.
He loves falling asleep listening to you talk. You’ll usally talk over a movie and he’ll fall alseep. Even with his rom coms.
He also hates that you have become mutual friends with kankri.
Whenever hes bored he goes up to you and cuddles on your lap and asks you and i quote “TELL ME SOMETHING INTRESTING” and boom. He’ll fall asleep or stay awake the whole time, listening and making sly comments
Now a little davekat x reader headcannon:
Dave and you will usally spent your dates talking while karkat pitches in everyonce in a while, sometimes you’ll talk over moves which leads to you being sadwhiched between them while you ramble.
dirk strider
Dirk loves to hear you talk while hes doin shit on his computer. It calms him down. He feels, at ease with you.
He’ll go on rants just as much as you. He wont care if he knows nothing about what you’re talking about, he’ll join in.
“Did you know that long before trees overtook the land, earth was covered by giant mushrooms? Its reall intresting if you look at mushrooms today. They way they behave is just absolutely insane.”
“Yeah mushrooms and shit lets go.”
He very talkative, just like his brother.
If its on a bad day Dirk doesnt really feel like talking. As long as he gets to put his imput every once in a while he doesnt care. Well thats not entirely true. It’s best to turn the topic to something he understands, just to make him feel better.
Even though he normally doesnt like people barging in, he’ll know its you. He knows what your footsteps sound like so he’ll know when you’re coming near the door, and he just whats for whatever cool fact youve got for him today
He a lot of problems woth physcially affection. Which is fine. Because with how much you talk, and barely notice what hes doing, hes begun to cuddle up to you lovingly.
🦀dirk gives hugs🦀
Jake English!
Now jake English is a talkative man. He loves to ramble as much as you‼️ it’s perfect. You bounch of eachother leading to new wonderful topics and jokes
Hes almost supprised you can keep up such fast conversation with him. He talks to quickly and in an accient of all things. He finds it, loving and endearing.
Sometimes whenever you’re the only one rambling he’ll like to just, mwah, smooch you. He does it to fluter you and immediately changes the topic. God bless this love sick fools heart.
He’ll listen to you go on and on for hours. He loves it. He’ll lay on your lap and play with your hands as you talk.
He loves finally having someone else do the talking, after years of being alone with nothing but a robot to help him train, hes had no one. Its wonderful to not to have to do all the talking anymore