Yoo I Just Found Your Blog And Your Headcanons Are Pretty Neat, Got Any For Karkat, Dirk, Or Jake (i

Yoo I just found your blog and your headcanons are pretty neat, got any for Karkat, Dirk, or Jake (i don't really care which one) with a s/o who just. almost never shuts up? Like, they'll just randomly enter a room and start explaining how mushrooms work or somethin

An S/O who never shuts up

KARKAT VANTAS

Oh my god he will get so startled

You’ll walk into a room crying over moths or some shit and he’ll immediately be concerned cause 1) holy shit are you okay 2) dont fucking bardge in

He listens to you most of the time when you’re talking

But its a two way thing. He’ll listen to you as long as you also listen to him.

He loves falling asleep listening to you talk. You’ll usally talk over a movie and he’ll fall alseep. Even with his rom coms.

He also hates that you have become mutual friends with kankri.

Whenever hes bored he goes up to you and cuddles on your lap and asks you and i quote “TELL ME SOMETHING INTRESTING” and boom. He’ll fall asleep or stay awake the whole time, listening and making sly comments

Now a little davekat x reader headcannon:

Dave and you will usally spent your dates talking while karkat pitches in everyonce in a while, sometimes you’ll talk over moves which leads to you being sadwhiched between them while you ramble.

dirk strider

Dirk loves to hear you talk while hes doin shit on his computer. It calms him down. He feels, at ease with you.

He’ll go on rants just as much as you. He wont care if he knows nothing about what you’re talking about, he’ll join in.

“Did you know that long before trees overtook the land, earth was covered by giant mushrooms? Its reall intresting if you look at mushrooms today. They way they behave is just absolutely insane.”

“Yeah mushrooms and shit lets go.”

He very talkative, just like his brother.

If its on a bad day Dirk doesnt really feel like talking. As long as he gets to put his imput every once in a while he doesnt care. Well thats not entirely true. It’s best to turn the topic to something he understands, just to make him feel better.

Even though he normally doesnt like people barging in, he’ll know its you. He knows what your footsteps sound like so he’ll know when you’re coming near the door, and he just whats for whatever cool fact youve got for him today

He a lot of problems woth physcially affection. Which is fine. Because with how much you talk, and barely notice what hes doing, hes begun to cuddle up to you lovingly.

🦀dirk gives hugs🦀

Jake English!

Now jake English is a talkative man. He loves to ramble as much as you‼️ it’s perfect. You bounch of eachother leading to new wonderful topics and jokes

Hes almost supprised you can keep up such fast conversation with him. He talks to quickly and in an accient of all things. He finds it, loving and endearing.

Sometimes whenever you’re the only one rambling he’ll like to just, mwah, smooch you. He does it to fluter you and immediately changes the topic. God bless this love sick fools heart.

He’ll listen to you go on and on for hours. He loves it. He’ll lay on your lap and play with your hands as you talk.

He loves finally having someone else do the talking, after years of being alone with nothing but a robot to help him train, hes had no one. Its wonderful to not to have to do all the talking anymore

Aradia slides the sarcophagus lid open and gazes in wonder at John's ancient skeleton. She reaches in and picks up his skull, looking it over with an excited grin. She begins to gather his bones up and places them within an enormous pestle and mortar, and crushes them to powder. She then empties the resulting ashes into an hourglass.

HUH❓❓❓

ANON WHAT THE FUCK❓❓❓❓❓

Where did my inspiration go 😒😒😒

Its been years

Gamzee knows what you did and all you will ever do

IVE REPENTED

how about violent yandere nepeta headcanons? specifically towards her darling, those claws arent just for show.

Violent Yandere :33 < nepeta leijon

IM BACK BABY‼️‼️‼️‼️

Nepeta is very VERY possessive. She’s been alone with her lusus all of her life. She just wants to have someone, ANYONE.

And oh, it just so happens that a little mouse has sumbled into her hive. Well, it’s not EXACTLY her hive you just stumbled apon a cave and looked around before realizing it looked like a hive and deciding to walk away. From your time on alternia, you know that no one gets any sort of privacy.

You were the first person nepeta had seen in a WHILE. She immediately pounced on you and asked you to come inside, she told you everything was going to be fine as her razor sharp talons stabbed into your chest.

She said shes been alone for a little while and she’d love some company, and out of pity and, well, the only thing to do to not get mamied was follow her. She dragged you into her hive, and god knows, you’re never getting out after that.

For that first day she treated you like a friend; fawning over you, roleplaying with you, giving you some of her kills. She treated you like how she’d treat Equius.

But after that first night she couldnt stand the thought of you leaving! You were playing with her! You were having fun! You must have been soulmates, why would you stumble into her hive if you weren’t meant to be?!

She slashed your ankles and asked her lusus to bring chains, her lusus was back in minutes. She chained you to her cave wall, using your blood to paint on her shipping wall. The best ship, the only ship that try matters! You and her! In all the quadrents, she doesnt care as long as shes with you! She uses her own blood to finish her drawing.

Eventually, sense you’re no good to her dead, she patches up your wounds and wraps you in a blanket, and waits for you to wake up. Just staring

She’s always all over you, fawning on you, watch you, pailing you

:33< You really have no say im the matter! Unless its nice red love i dont want to hear it!

She feeds you(very forcefully) and if she deems it necessary, a.k.a., every time you never listen to her she will use her claws on you. Ripping your flesh into pieces which she’ll gladly eat and lick up! Dont worry! You’re not making a mess! And she’ll have you clean in no time!

Can i request a trickster sprite edit of feferi? The main theme being cotton candy or those gummy fish things. Go ham :)

I did go ham i did