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Bubble Tea Date With Satan

Bubble Tea Date With Satan

bubble tea date with satan 

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4 years ago

aaa thankyou so much for the tag @gtpgrima!💕💕

Rules: List your favourite character from 10 Different Fandom’s and tag 10 people

this is really difficult, i have too many favorites😂 but here we go, in no particular order:

shikamaru nara (naruto)

satan (obey me!)

kurapika (hunterxhunter)

aizawa shota (my hero academia)

toph beifong (avatar: the last airbender)

giyu tomioka (demon slayer)

hermione granger (harry potter)

glorfindel (the lord of the rings)

asra (the arcana)

captain marvel (marvel comics)

i’m tagging a few, hope you guys don’t mind👉👈 feel free to ignore this! @slimysnaildaddy @cynergy-laughter @belphies-pillow and anyone else who wants to join!💖

aaaah thank you sm for the tag @pigassaulty !! This was super hard to pick just 10 ;;;;;; (not in any particular order bc I wouldn’t get it done if I tried that)

Rules: List your favourite character from 10 Different Fandom’s and tag 10 people 

Hiyori Iki (Noragami)

Yato (Noragami)

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

Haru Okumura (Persona 5)

Agumon (Digimon)

Kaladin Stormblessed (stormlight archives)

Czeslaw Meyer (Baccano)

Hideyoshi Nagachika (Tokyo Ghoul)

Itona Horibe (Assassination Classroom)

Bulma (Dragon ball)

I’ll tag @the-moon18 @singingdeepinme @goldenworldsabound @setzale @allieturs @fancy-knight-selfships + anyone else who sees this! I’ve tagged you >:3


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4 years ago

Asmodeus’s Favorite Scents

Or alternatively, what does Asmo smell in an Amortentia potion?

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The smell of muted saffron and something smoky.

Ozone. Mint blue flames flickering in the shadows. Spices and sparks. Burning ice and something sweet on the edge of the coldness. The air charges with old magic, something dangerous brewing under the surface that sends him shuddering in anticipation.

Asmo is mostly neutral towards Solomon but he can't deny the rush he feels when Solomon summons him, when he practices his magic. After all, it's the reason Asmo agrees to a pact with him in the first place.

His magic is different, one-of-a-kind, and oh so powerful. He doesn’t think he’ll find anything else quite like this.

(Until you.

You keep surprising him, summoning him without a pact and with a greater magic than his current pact-holder. You're a mystery he wants to learn and, oh, how delicious your magic feels in his blood.

“I've made up my mind. Make a pact with me,” he says to you.)

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A floral scent that he recognizes as the smell of roses.

It makes Asmo think of the perfume that he has only worn once after buying it because he doesn’t want to waste it. Of his favorite pair of earrings, pink diamonds resembling the shape of flowers. Of the roses in his room, flowing down the footboard of his bed and placed in glass vases.

(“The purple ones means enchantment and love at first sight,” Asmo says with a wink, when you ask him about their meanings, “and the pink roses means adoration and love, just like how the world adores me!”

Except you, he wants to say, you who never fall for his charms, you who he cannot command to love him.)

It makes him think of sketches of clothes he designs just for you, pages upon pages of breathtaking dresses that he thinks will suit your style. Of pink paint splattered on his hands.

"I didn’t know you could paint, Asmo. Would you ever consider painting me someday?" you ask, half-joking.

He would. He have. His last work in progress is a painting of you, surrounded by roses, pink ones, and he wonders what drove him to paint the golden halo around your head.

He never shows you the painting.

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Something familiar and sweet, that smells like honey and vanilla.

Asmo feels as if he’s smelled this somewhere before.

Like the bakery he always goes to when he wants freshly baked Wicked Cupcakes, like his scented candles scattered around his room, like hugging you as tight as he can without hurting you and feeling your heartbeat against him and burying his nose in your hair and—

Oh.

He sits down, a growing pit in his stomach. The realization he may like you more than he likes to think he does hits him hard, and he has to admit that he has been thinking of you more than he thinks about himself.

He never imagined it would be this scary, loving someone.


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4 years ago

The Demon Brothers: Shopping Headcanons

the demon bros go to the mall together, how bad could it be? 🛍️🛒 they're definitely one of those loud families, y'know? the one that takes up the entire walkway or causes a mess somewhere that blocks the mall traffic😂

Lucifer

Has prepared a list of the things he needs to buy.

He knows what he wants to buy and where to get them and only goes to those stores.

Gives the parent of a loud and crying kid a very judgemental stare.

Usually buys his clothes in high-end boutiques but if he goes to the mall and something catches his eyes from the store window, he's willing to check it.

Will never be seen shopping in sweats. He's one of those people who go to the mall looking like they're going to a fashion show.

Satan asks him if he needs some help with the groceries and Lucifer's pride gets Very Hurt and Offended.

“I can handle it, thank you very much," he huffs. Which he regrets a little later, not that he will ever admit that he maybe needs some help.

Mammon

Begs Lucifer to buy him the newest watch. Lucifer refuses.

Tries to sneak food into the shopping cart when they're shopping for groceries but he's not very subtle about it.

Makes tiktok videos with Asmo in one of the aisles.

He either overspends—buying the most expensive and unnecessary things, blowing up his money like he just got his first paycheck—or he's the most frugal shopper you have ever met. There is no in between.

“Oh, I got some coupons for that.”

“Wait a sec, lemme check my phone, I have an online code for the discount..”

“I wanna use my reward points to pay for this. They ain't expired yet, I think.”

Gets into a fight with another customer at the sale racks and clearance sections.

Negotiates the price with the uncomfortable and annoyed cashier who just wants to finish ringing up his purchases because he is holding up the queue.

Leviathan

Manages to walk through the crowd without brushing shoulders with other people, all while his eyes stays on his phone. It's a talent.

The stroller. Walks really slow.

Doesn't try to sneak in more junk food and snacks anymore, just straight up tells Lucifer before putting his food in the cart and hopes Lucifer is in a giving mood.

Goes with Satan to the bookstore to check out the comic books and manga sections.

The kind of person to check the menu online first because deciding what to buy at the counter of the mall café is Very Stressful.

Goes to the electronics store because he wants to check that new headphones. Doesn't buy anything, orders it online when he gets home.

Goes to the arcade if the mall has one.

“Wait, let me check it online first, maybe we can get it for less the price if we order it through their website.”

Satan

Goes to the pet store just to see the animals.

“Satan disappears again.” “It's fine, he's probably in the bookstore as usual.”

Just quietly slinks off from the group and then joins them again sometime later, holding a bag of new books.

Gets mistaken as a store employee.

Sneaks in food to the grocery cart and actually succeeds. Lucifer only realizes that there are extra groceries in the cart when he's already at the cashier.

Gets asked to record the tiktok videos Mammon and Asmo are doing.

The person that judges you after he glances at your cart and see what kind of groceries you're buying.

Somehow gets out of helping Lucifer with the groceries.

Asmodeus

Goes inside every stores that sells clothes or accessories.

Yes, he will try all of these clothes even though he knows he's not buying most of them. He just likes playing dress up.

Takes selfies in the changing room.

Buys the new products of his favorite cosmetic brand. His palm has shades of pink on it from sampling the lipsticks.

“Sorry, I can't help carry those grocery bags, I'm just too delicate for such brutal hard work😔. I'll leave it all to you, my strong brothers😌.”

Overall is having a great time, even if he's just window shopping. He enjoys shopping for the experience and not just the things he buys.

That one person who holds up the line because he's flirting with the cashier.

Beelzebub

Puts a lot of food in the grocery cart.

“Beel, you can't open it yet, we haven't paid for it— oh shit, okay just— just don't throw away the empty packages and we'll let the cashier scan those later.”

Checks out the sports store because he broke his sport shoes from the last Fangol match.

Offers to wheel another cart so Belphie can sleeps in it while they're grocery shopping.

Refolds the clothes back and reorganizes the products on the shelves. He doesn't like it when they're messy.

Stops at every snack kiosk.

Walks faster when they've finally finished all the shopping and are now heading to the mall food court before going home.

Belphegor

“Can I just wait in the car? Just leave the window open a little and I'll be fine.”

Finds a bench or a seat and just stays there until one the brothers comes and tells him they're moving to the next store.

Will sit on the floor near a wall if he can't find a place to seat.

Insists that he needs more pillows and blankets. Lucifer compromises with him and he only gets the new blanket.

Browses through the toys store to see if there's a plushie he likes.

Sleeps on one of the beds in the furniture store. Sleeps in a grocery cart. Also sleeps standing up in the most inconvenient spot.

Lets out a loud, relieved sigh when they all finally sits down at the mall food court. Complains that his feet is killing him even though he spends 89% of the trip sitting on the mall benches.


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