MC: What Is Toothpaste If Not Bone Soap?

MC: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?

Satan: Every time you speak, I age another 500 years.

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Masterlist

Here’s a list of all the headcanons I’ve written. Please let me know if any of the link doesn’t work and I’ll fix it right away! Thank you for reading! (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

all brothers: sense of humor headcanons

all brothers: shopping headcanons

all brothers: creative outlets headcanons

all brothers: road trip headcanons

all brothers: reacting to MC who sleeps in awkward positions

all brothers: holding hands headcanons

all brothers: what’s in their phones?

lucifer, mammon, leviathan, asmodeus: reacting to MC complimenting them

lucifer, mammon, leviathan, belphegor: silly things you fight over

undateables: sense of humor headcanons

all brothers and undateables: obey me! aesthetics

belphegor: favorite scents

asmodeus: favorite scents

also, you can check out my obey me incorrect quotes tag!

Belphegor: The hardest I work is when I'm actively figuring out how to get out of doing work.

The Undateables: Their Sense of Humor

it’s about damn time i write something for the undateables lol. you can find the demon bros version here and my masterlist here. thanks for reading!(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧。

Diavolo

Cheeky and laughs at everything.

His favorite type of joke is puns. He's got many of them just on top of his head. He likes to make puns whenever he can. Barbatos is his unwilling audience.

Dad jokes.

Wants to make memes like the Hip and Young Generation™ but ends up sharing memes from decades ago.

You're a bit surprised when he tells you a dirty joke because he says it in such an innocent tone that you feel like you're the one that’s being a pervert but no, he actually knows what he said and yes, he meant to make that sentence dirty.

Barbatos

Really, really dark jokes being told with a polite and gentle smile on his face.

Only likes puns when they're clever.

He tells people things like, “if you see a white bird later, start jumping up and down three times,” or “carry 5 stones in your pocket when you go to class” under the guise that he sees something bad in your future, but really he just likes seeing people do dumb stuff over nothing.😂

Smoothly inserts a dirty joke or two in your conversation with a wicked grin on his face.

Actually enjoys slapsticks. Will laugh at you quietly when you trip and fall before helping you up, still with a polite smile. Especially loves videos when someone’s gets really hurt like falling off their trampoline or something. You know, the ones that you go "oof" and cringe at. He's a bit of a sadist.

Simeon

Very, very sarcastic and dry humor. He says it in the way that makes you wonder whether he's actually being sarcastic or not.

He makes quiet and subtle remarks under his breath that leaves Solomon gasping in laughter when he's close enough to hear them. No one else can understand why Solomon just starts laughing out of the blue.

I can see him making hilarious insults in a roundabout way. Most people don't get them but the ones that do are holding back laughter.

Really likes stand up comedies. Introduce him to John Mulaney vids and he will not stop watching.

Tries to understand memes but is too much of a boomer :(

Luke

Laughs at the silliest things.

He's very easy to be amused. He'll be giggling uncontrollably just from something simple like seeing the word "popple popple" just because it sounds a bit funny. His laugh is contagious so you'll find yourself giggling too even if you don't find it that funny.

Will always grin if you tell him a pun.

You and him make silly faces to each other from across the room.

If you have an inside joke with him, he'll try to use it anytime he can, never getting bored of it, looking pointedly at you with a wide grin on his face.

Solomon

Meme Lord. You and him bond over memes, it's 90% of your text messages. Sometimes you just have a full on conversation made up of memes and vine/tiktok references.

He's actually really funny. Tells you spontaneous jokes all the time because he can find humor in anything. It's like he's constantly in an amused state.

Self-depreciating jokesssss

Another one that is a fan of dark humor. It's his favorite type of jokes.

Laughs at good insults. His insults are usually scathing and not funny at all but he definitely finds it hilarious when someone is getting roasted by other people.

Something obvious, however I would like to explore it more in depth about Lucifer is his love for troublemakers. 

Ever since his time in the Celestial Realm, Lucifer has always been partial to those who love to make trouble. For example, every single one of his brothers. I expect that around the time of Lucifer’s lead in the Celestial Realm, it was far more militant in their ways. Often you hear on Angel’s being God’s warriors so obedience and loyalty are very much demanded of all Angels. 

I would like to think it began when he met and took in Mammon that Lucifer began to see the importance of free will. Which is why he is so keen to the more problematic is the free will.

Lucifer, in all media, has always been depicted as the unruly child acting out and that seems true for this depiction of Lucifer as well. I’d like to agree he is just the brother acting out against their father–But not of ill will. Lucifer, as he was given troublemaker after troublemaker to care for, saw snippets of free will and how much joy it brought his younger siblings. His rebellion was said to be just more than fighting to protect Lilith, if anything Lilith was the catalyst that set the rebellion into motion. With all that Lucifer represents, my only conclusion I can draw as the driving force of his revolution was to overthrow God for the sake of free will. Freedom.

and even now in the Devildom, Lucifer is still has a deep love for those chaos makers because its their free will he loves to see. They unbridled personalities allowed to be who they please. He rules over his brothers and scolds them for their problem causing ways, but he never truly punishes them in a manner that completely discourages their schemes. Lucifer does have the authority and power to make his siblings stop their bullshit, however he doesn’t use that because he loves to see his brothers expressing themselves in ways they never could in the Celestial Realm.

In short, Lucifer loves troublemakers because they’re the ones truly in touch with their freedom, their free will. He admires this about them.