xanderomeister - Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce
Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce

(Otachi poster by Ken Taylor as background) Xander, he/him, rampantly bi(cycling) . Notable for the supposed might of a THOUSAND (1000) lions and a lack of meaningful intelligence. I ramble on about a "couple" of things. This is intended to be broadly SFW, but you are likely to see a few beasts and critters (not recommending if you have phobias). I swear somewhat, though I moderate it a bit. Not hesitant to block if disturbed. Unable to donate. Racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedophiles, warmongers among others DNI.

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8 months ago

Kyllä tää pedia vikainen on...

Tuplasti Niin

Tuplasti niin

8 months ago
Patron Saint Of Stealing Chips

patron saint of stealing chips

8 months ago
Beautiful Autumn Days. Vrmland, Sweden (September 29, 2019).
Beautiful Autumn Days. Vrmland, Sweden (September 29, 2019).
Beautiful Autumn Days. Vrmland, Sweden (September 29, 2019).
Beautiful Autumn Days. Vrmland, Sweden (September 29, 2019).
Beautiful Autumn Days. Vrmland, Sweden (September 29, 2019).
Beautiful Autumn Days. Vrmland, Sweden (September 29, 2019).
Beautiful Autumn Days. Vrmland, Sweden (September 29, 2019).

Beautiful autumn days. Värmland, Sweden (September 29, 2019).

8 months ago
8 months ago
Large Chestnut Weevil (Curculio Proboscideus)

Large Chestnut Weevil (Curculio proboscideus)

August 20, 2024

John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge, Tinicum, Pennsylvania

Always amazed what I find on the boardwalk railing out in the middle of a freshwater tidal marsh.

8 months ago
Happy Shara Ishvalda Saturday Everybody

Happy Shara Ishvalda Saturday everybody

8 months ago

RAAAAAAAAUUUURGHHHH!!!

RAAAAAAAAUUUURGHHHH!!!
RAAAAAAAAUUUURGHHHH!!!
Railgun Wyvern Have Amazing Wings, They Look Like Mineral With Crazy Colors And Texture:

Railgun Wyvern have amazing wings, they look like mineral with crazy colors and texture:

Railgun Wyvern Have Amazing Wings, They Look Like Mineral With Crazy Colors And Texture:
Railgun Wyvern Have Amazing Wings, They Look Like Mineral With Crazy Colors And Texture:
Railgun Wyvern Have Amazing Wings, They Look Like Mineral With Crazy Colors And Texture:
Railgun Wyvern Have Amazing Wings, They Look Like Mineral With Crazy Colors And Texture:
Railgun Wyvern Have Amazing Wings, They Look Like Mineral With Crazy Colors And Texture:

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8 months ago

Buffet liberado 🌸🐝


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8 months ago

YEEEEAAAAH!

RAAAUGH!

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njsjjjwjksjdjeowsokgiidiisod

8 months ago
8 months ago
Today's Isopod Is Shiny Gator (Isopoda Sp.)

Today's isopod is Shiny Gator (Isopoda sp.)


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8 months ago
Brown Hydra (Hydra Oligactis)By: E. RobbaFrom: Ditions Rencontre Cards1978

Brown hydra (Hydra oligactis) By: E. Robba From: Éditions Rencontre Cards 1978

8 months ago

Hehe boy

Hehe Boy

Barioth is one of my favourite monsters. Definitely the most solid of the footed flying wyverns, imo.

Unhinged looking, brawny, stupidly fast and outright lethal nearly, especially Frostfang. Sucks that the theme didn't return in Iceborne, but I hope it does if he comes back in Wilds.

Today on "BGMs I Miss" is "Subzero White Knight" from Monster Hunter Tri. The title implies it's Barioth's personal theme but it isn't carried over to other games, which is a shame. Barioth

xanderomeister - Xander is bonding over mayonnaise sauce

The orchestral version is also great!


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9 months ago

... THE MONKEY!

CONGALALA, YOU BEAUTIFUL, FLATULENT LARDARSE!

... THE MONKEY!

The returners from older generations in this game are so cool


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9 months ago

pls may i have a salmon of some kind? :]

Pls May I Have A Salmon Of Some Kind? :]

You get an Australian Salmon

Arripis trutta

9 months ago

@nnicknnelsonn here with a request: Have you ever tried turning your favorite characters into dinosaur or dragon caricatures? I saw your Q about @narlieweek and now all I can think about is

What kind of dinosaurs would Nick and Charlie be?

And Elle. And Tau. And and and.

Oh my god. Brainsploding.

(Obviously Harry would be the 🦖 )

Possibly too long of a reply:

I actually gave a crack at this with Heartstopper already, though I am considering major tweaks. I've settled on a few though.

Tao is Quetzalcoatlus. Not a dinosaur by technicality, but closely associated.

@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur

(I'm likely to repeat the slap-on hairstyles to varying degrees because I think it can look funny)

The larger and smaller species of Quetzalcoatlus also fit the eldritch height shift I heard about...

@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur
@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur

Yes, Quetzalcoatlus northropi is indeed one of the largest flying animals to exist. It's tied with various close relatives in wingspan, though Hatzegopteryx is heavier.

Either way, it's kinda silly, but it works. And this is the largest flying animal of all time we're talking about, that's a cool claim to have.

Onto Tyrannosaurus rex. Harry is not T. rex, Isaac is. Why? Prehistoric Planet. The T. rex in some scenes really captures his vibe, I feel.

(I strongly suggest watching Prehistoric Planet btw)

@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur

Big, calm and approachable are the main things that come to mind here. Maybe a bit quiet, too, though not unfriendly.

To complete the circle, going with other well-known dinosaurs would be a good idea. I think Deinonychus is fitting for Charlie. I am considering Spinosaurus for Elle. I'm not sure if it has too strong of a metaphorical angle though.

Nick is... probably a largeish UK theropod. Neovenator is a present top pick. I'm thinking of these more typical dinosaurs as a contrast to the more unusual/derived ones.

I am unsure about what Tara and Darcy would be. I thought of Iguanodon or Cetiosaurus for Imogen, but these are moreso suggestions. Many of the other characters I am completely clueless on.

Onto Harry: I think Altispinax suits him because its named from a small chunk of its spine. It's like his personality (near nonexistent).

@nnicknnelsonn Here With A Request: Have You Ever Tried Turning Your Favorite Characters Into Dinosaur

Final words on design: Dinosaurs in general are an odd bunch, mostly due general unfamiliarity. Many are simply weird to look at, but I think it has to be embraced. Their differentness is a major part of their appeal.

Because of this I find find nailing the right degree of anthropomorphism a little difficuly. Dinosaurs can have pretty distinct sillhouettes and various details which I do want to keep, but this also makes interactions with items, esp. clothing, clunkier. This is stuff I am likely to tweak about with.


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9 months ago
Maysozoic #11: Irritator Challengeri
Maysozoic #11: Irritator Challengeri

Maysozoic #11: Irritator challengeri

Maysozoic #11: Irritator Challengeri

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9 months ago

He became Mighty Eagle

He Became Mighty Eagle
He Became Mighty Eagle

Transformers X Monster Hunter Collaboration
Transformers X Monster Hunter Collaboration
Transformers X Monster Hunter Collaboration
Transformers X Monster Hunter Collaboration

Transformers x Monster Hunter collaboration

Transformers Rathalos Prime Action Figure

9 months ago
Clap For The Indian Flapshell Turtle!
Clap For The Indian Flapshell Turtle!
Clap For The Indian Flapshell Turtle!
Clap For The Indian Flapshell Turtle!

Clap for the Indian Flapshell Turtle!

The Indian flapshell turtle, also known as Lissemys punctata is a species of softshell turtle found throughout India, as well as Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal, Sri Lanka, and Myanmar. It prefers quiet, stagnant freshwater and muddy bottoms, and is most common in slow moving river and streams, marshes, ponds, lakes, and reservoirs. However, this species is also able to tolerate salt water to some degree, and therefore may also be occasionally found in salt marshes and estuaries.

L. punctata gets its common name from the leathery flaps of skin attached to its underbelly, which covers the limbs when they are drawn in and helps individuals retain moisture during the dry season. Female Indian flapshells are larger than males, with a maximum shell length of 35 cm (13 in) and a weight of up to 800 g (28.2 oz), while males reach a maximum of only 23 cm (9 in) and 550 g (19.4 oz). There are three subspecies of the Indian flapshell turtle which may be distinguished by the pattern on their shells. The nominal species, L. p. punctata and L. p. vittata both have smooth, dark brown or olive green shells, while L. p. andersoni has bright yellow spots along the head and back. The underbellies of all subspecies are typically white or pale yellow.

During the wet season, Indian flapshell turtles spend most of their time foraging for food. Their drab colouring allows them to hide easily along muddy bottoms or dense vegetation. L. punctata are opportunistic omnivores, meaning they will eat just about anything that they can find. They are known to feed on a variety of items, including aquatic vegetation, fish, shrimp, snails, crustaceans, mollusks, small mammals and amphibians, and carrion. Adults are predated upon by crocodiles; in the dry season, they may also be opportunistically predated upon by vultures, crows, and wild pigs, as this is when adults are more likely to either burrow into the mud to wait for rain, or move overland in search of water.

Nesting for L. punctata typically occurs at the start of the wet season and continues from June to November. Adult males seek out females and court them by stroking her shell with his flippers. If she is receptive, the pair mirror each other and bob heads before copulation. Afterwards, the female digs a nest close to the edge of the water and lays anywhere from 2-16 eggs. She may lay up to three clutches over the course of the wet season. Incubation typically takes 200-300 days, although some clutches may take up to 400 days to hatch.

Indian flapshell eggs are highly resistant to flooding, and may survive up to 24 hours of submersion. After hatching, the young are completely independent; survival is therefore quite low. Those that make it to adulthood begin reproducing at 2-3 years old, and may live to be up to 20 years.

Conservation status: The IUCN currently lists the Indian flapshell turtle as Least Concern, although recent studies have recommended the species be upgraded to Vulnerable. They are primarily threatened by hunting for meat and medicinal value, as well as poaching for the pet trade. Secondary threats include habitat loss or degredation and road moralities.

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Harikrishnan S

avrajjal via iNaturalist

makarandsaraf via iNaturalist

L. Shyamal


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9 months ago
Whip-winged Vampire Squid Wyvern I Sketched Up. It's Probably Zapping Stuff With Dragon Element. It Can

Whip-winged vampire squid wyvern I sketched up. It's probably zapping stuff with dragon element. It can also expand its membranes to become this spiky parachute or ball.

Name is derived from tursas (inkfish). The word also refers to Iku-Turso (a sea spirit or monster in Finnish mythology).

Trivia: "tursas" and its variants are derivatives of a root word for walrus (related words are "mursu" and "norsu").

Anyways, I have neglected a bit on more /srs drawing so I think I might do more. But I also have brainrot so reblogging and shitposty stuff is inevitable.


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9 months ago

I honestly like most invertebrates overall. It's mostly a couple of worms that freak me out the most. I really wouldn't want to get bit by a bobbit worm.

Just out of curiosity do me a favor and reblog this with what you think is the cutest (or least gross) vs grossest looking bug (im trying to see something)