(Otachi poster by Ken Taylor as background) Xander, he/him, rampantly bi(cycling) . Notable for the supposed might of a THOUSAND (1000) lions and a lack of meaningful intelligence. I ramble on about a "couple" of things. This is intended to be broadly SFW, but you are likely to see a few beasts and critters (not recommending if you have phobias). I swear somewhat, though I moderate it a bit. Not hesitant to block if disturbed. Unable to donate. Racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedophiles, warmongers among others DNI.
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Xanderomeister - Xander Is Bonding Over Mayonnaise Sauce - Tumblr Blog
This image gives me 2000s commercial vibes
If Gypceros is not in Monster Hunter Wilds, I am drawing a funeral for him.
... or well a memorial. He would've died in 2017.
FUCK how is time passing so fast
There is a sea slug party taking place and all the coolest marine gastropods are invited
My favorite fish at my new job is Diva she’s 35 years old and bigger than my hand and she eats directly out of the pipette and has a tiny little husband
I can walk up to this tank and be like “do you want shrimp” and this fish who is TEN YEARS OLDER THAN ME swims up all excited and wiggles around because she does want shrimp
Alligator hatchlings By: T. Davidson From: Wildlife Fact-File 1990s
japanese saw shark save me
Can you find a fish to be his new best friend?
From the name alone this guy could be a Toho monster
You get a Ripsaw Catfish
Oxydoras niger
Red-throated Piping Guan (Pipile cujubi), family Cracidae, order Galliformes, found in north-central South America
photographs: Charles J. Sharp & Kátia Oliveira
Surf Scoters by David Sibley
Tokyo Game Show 2024 - Monster Hunter Wilds booth.
Candlesnuff fungus
I suggest this account if you like fish. I do.
They are surprisingly cool, from anatomical and ecological standpoints. They make for good art material as well as good pets and good eating (latter two depending on the fish)
could i please have a fish?
Funny guy with an interesting name
You get a Variable-Lined Fusilier
Caesio varilineata
DRONTTI EDVARD!!!!
Been wanting to do some coloured work but have lacked inspiration and energy for any topics, but then I read a post by @fishyfishyfishtimes and yes, YES, the dragon from my childhood it shall be!
...I just went and painted its tummy yellow and once I was starting with the mane I realized my mistake :'D
My 25 years of palaeoart chronology...
In 2012 I created some 2D art for the University of Cambridge's Sedgwick Museum of Earth Sciences. Here's Acanthostega, which was created with guidance from the brilliant and greatly missed Jenny Clack.
YEEEEEAAAHHHH!!!
OH MY DAYS CRISIS ALERT CRISIS ALERT
Andean Condor Vultur gryphus
5/6/2023 San Diego Zoo, California
I guess it was scratching its neck on the rock, but it made for some very funny photos!
Me, Charlie and his 1-ton boyfriend, and something hanging onto my sweater
Revisiting an AU thingymabob I tried a while ago.
While coinciding, this isn't really part of Narlieweek but I have some ideas for it.
I've seen these before, but it just now occured to me that they look like this
... Squash are generally one of my favourite plants, and the variety there is among them is cool
i cannot BELIEVE IM HAVING THIS DILEMMA OVER A FUCKING SQUASH
so i wake up in the morning and i see THIS FLOWERY BITCH goddamn sitting on the kitchen counter and i go WTF IS THAT and my partner just casually answers a squash as if it doesnt fucking defy the laws of squash physics so guess im the weird one for fixating on a fuckign squash but it goes even deeper than that because it not only activated my interested monkey brain but activated my mother instinct sense to fucking BABY IT bc its flower shaped and it gives me goddamn cute aggression
like i should not be having to fight myself to eat a fucking squash but instead of it registering as food like a common sense human MY AUTISTIC ASS REGISTERS IT AS A LITTLE SQUASH BABY and like any common sense mother YOU WOULDNT EAT YOUR FUCKING BABY but ITS A FUCKING SQUASH AND I NEED TO PUT IT IN THE PAN AND PUT SOME SEASONINGS ON IT INSTEAD OF DIAPERS but thats fucking hard when your fucking food looks more like those stupid fucking reversible octopus plushies than actual fucking squash
WHY TF DOES THIS SQUASH EXIST WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SHAPED LIKE THAT i believe all of my previous ancestors were in intergenerational cahoots and specifically designed this squash just to test my ability to eat this instead of fucking mother instincting peta sloganing squash are friends not food this fucking squash
anyway its called early white bush scallop squash and im currently in an autism fueled moral dilemma about eating it
The Osprey rescued down in the water by Fury Water Adventures Key West on 9/6 has been making great strides in our clinic. Originally suffering from severe impact related head trauma,
the patient has responded well to treatment as the young raptor works toward eventual release. www.keywestwildlifecenter.org
YEEEEEEAAAARRHHHHH!!
(late, but nevertheless posting)
It's bisexual visibility month... you know what to do..
🍄 🍁 🐌 🐜 🪳✨ // Omphalotus illudens, the bioluminescent jack o' lantern mushroom // gouache on paper