Sir, That Man Is A Bottom

sir, that man is a bottom

reasons why #poolverine is canon

Ummm, another proofs? Because I said so💅

The second chapter of only you can make me (scream and beg for more) has become surprisingly wholesome? I actually quite loved this little excerpt I wrote the other day. Sneak peek:

Wade wasn’t home when he got back, so Logan went to pick up Mary Poppins from Al’s place. He brought along some fresh groceries from a nearby bodega and cleaned out the mountain of dirty dishes piled up in her sink while the old woman puttered about, cursing under her breath about the smell of broccoli stinking up her place. 

“You need some vegetables, Althea,” He said, grunting when she smacked the back of his thighs with her cane, “it’s healthy, you’ll live longer.” 

“Live longer,” She snorted, “for what? More arthritis and eventually going deaf?” 

Logan dried his hands and turned around, “Wade, I guess. And we got blacklisted by all the dog sitters in the neighborhood on account of our subway rat trying to hump all the bigger dogs, so she has to stay with you while we’re at work.” 

“Not exactly the grandbaby I was expecting,” Al muttered before cocking her head, “it’s fuckin’ peeing on my wall, isn’t it?” 

He glanced over and sighed, “yeah, I’ll clean up.” 

Al shuffled over to a chair and sat while Logan crouched to wipe dog piss out of the ancient floorboards. 

“You’re a good man, Logan,” She said after a pause, “don’t tell the hairless ballsack I said this but he deserves a good man after all the fucked up shit he’s been through.”

so i tracked down what that photo album panel of comic book wade and logan on a BFF-vacation was from and uh

ok im back on my comics reading bullshit and i've been tracking weapon x-traction through the various comic strips it's been printed in.

it's one of those bullshit comic things where they don't actually have their own strip, it's printed in like 5-page chapters in other random comics

if you want to read this thing you have to hunt down, in order:

incredible hulk 2023 issue 14 fantastic four 2023 issue 11 spider-gwen: the ghost-spider issue 3 immortal thor issue 13 avengers 2023 issue 17 the spectacular spider-men issue 6

and, when it comes out on the 14th this month, x-men 2024, issue 2

And I am here to present you with the most ridiculous shit I can find for you. please bear in mind the ENTIRE GODDAMN series is buckshit ridiculous poolverine shenanigans but I here's what i got for yall at the moment:

STARTING STRONG HERE WADE

so a fox. no one saw this coming lmao

wade wants a slice of life au real bad huh

they are fucking. stranded in the rom comiverse this time???

????!??!??!??? tell me why i'm looking at the married-and-live-in-santa-monica-west-hollywood-since-the-eighties-senior-gays variant of poolverine?? and the plot point is that the 616 pair is supposed to go with them in order to bond better as bffs????

tell me im not going insane this is giving couple-picking-you-up-at-the-bar energy???

HIS HUGH IS SHOWING. SHOVE IT BACK INSIDE AND GET IT TOGETHER, LOGAN!

THIS

THIIIIIISSSSS

SO SOFT

and they adopted a doggggggg. All boxes checked, I repeat, all boxes checked

Saw someone on twitter say how this scene looked like Wade was introducing his boyfriend to his mom for the first time, and I want to say, what do mean “looked like.” This was Wade introducing his boyfriend to his mom.

The gangbang is here.