My Need To See That Overripe Avocado Blow The Old Man's Back Out After Seeing The Movie. Ugh.

my need to see that overripe avocado blow the old man's back out after seeing the movie. ugh.

“No…we can’t do this…” Wade mumbled, expression suddenly twisting as he gave a full-body shudder, “I mustn’t…what about my beautiful wife…”

Logan wondered what was going on inside that chaotic inferno Wade called a brain. He was probably dreaming about sex, the sick fuck.

“Wait, please don’t cry. I’m sorry…” His breath hitched. There was a pregnant pause, and then Wade moaned out a name—

“Thor.”

Logan’s curiosity fizzled and morphed into something significantly less mild. He snuck a hand between the dickhead’s legs, fingers curling around his unprotected ballsacks, and twisted hard.

(Chapter 3 is here! There's sexy dream Thor in this one)

Ah yes they're the bestes FRIENDS

Was kinda hoping my old MCU subs would unsub after I started posting Top Gun fics and stuff for The Boys, but we are back at square one now that I'm doing poolverine again

Oof the number of my AO3 subs have shot up and it’s making my palms sweat

Feel free to send me some prompts for poolverine fics or just unhinged/hinged comments about anything :)))

Poolverine stuff I have done (pretty much all rated E):

you put it on me (ceiling to floor) (Complete, PWP) - movie spoilers, Logan is from reality with a/b/o genders, Wade is not.

only you can make me (scream and beg for more) (WIP) - sequel to the above.

she's a mean machine (Complete, PWP) - a bunch of Deadpools do Logan.

cookies & cream (Complete, PWP) - Logan has a religious experience on Wade's 🍆

Bodyswap AU (just snippets)

Genderbent Logan AU (Complete, set in Wolverine Origins)

Professor x Student AU

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Ryan 😭