RED ALERT RED ALERT I WAS WRONG. SHE CAN JUMP A 4'4ft POST LIKE ITS FUCKING NOTHING AND ONLY JUST NOW

YEAH SURE JUST LICK YOUR BUTT AFTER THAT LIKE I DIDN'T GENUINELY SCREAM CAUSE I LOOKED UP AND SAW MY CAT FLY OVER MY HEAD she can just flySHE DID IT AGAIN HELP I AM TERRIFIED BOTH FOR MYSELF AND HER I JUST WANT TO WRITE MY FANFICS IN PEACE I NEVER ASKED FOR A CAT SIZED FLYING SQUIRREL this is what i get for putting her in rehab for bottle cap addiction shes been fucking crazy since we stopped giving her bottlecaps to play with (she is literally in every sense of the word obsessed) my?? other cat just dart out from under my bed??? can i PLEASE just have one moment of silWHY IS HE MEOWING HE NEVER MEOWS WHAT IS HAPPENING your honor too many things are happening he meows so softly just a little mrrw and weomm idk how to write those noises but theyre so sweet 🥺🥺🥺 like i said he never meows hes VERY quiet so its precious to hear him. he started getting more vocal when the flying squirrel joined the fam what is even happening anymore holy fuck petblr animals cat life cat lovers catblr my cat cat photos cat pictures calico cat adorable cats adorable animals cute cats calico cat funny cats stupid cat cat memes