Yikes-ajax - Yeeters Gonna Haw

did this to my nurse practitioner once and she thought i died and my parents killed me :) ♡ reblog ♡

am i scared of becoming my mom? hell no shes fucking wild and so cool i already am her we both are little balls of rage just two little christans begrudgingly following the ten commandments “mom do what god would want you to do” she proceeds to make plans of how to ruin a guys life I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH not enough moms are cool like her and its not fair but hey less competition means shes less likely to pop a blood vessel ever since i started getting sicker shes gotten a lot more protective of me shes a big mama bear which is hilarious because she raised me with the mentality of “scrape your knee? walk it off” and now if i cough shes panicking but yeah not enough positivity about moms especially batshit crazy ones like mine shitpost shitposting moms parents parenting good parenting lol memes meme funny funny memes hilarious stupid memes hevehdhwhehsg holy shit someone on the phone just said my mom is faking fibro oooooo shes going OFF i love this lady shes awesome hell yeah rip into that bitch

YEAH SURE JUST LICK YOUR BUTT AFTER THAT LIKE I DIDN'T GENUINELY SCREAM CAUSE I LOOKED UP AND SAW MY CAT FLY OVER MY HEAD she can just flySHE DID IT AGAIN HELP I AM TERRIFIED BOTH FOR MYSELF AND HER I JUST WANT TO WRITE MY FANFICS IN PEACE I NEVER ASKED FOR A CAT SIZED FLYING SQUIRREL this is what i get for putting her in rehab for bottle cap addiction shes been fucking crazy since we stopped giving her bottlecaps to play with (she is literally in every sense of the word obsessed) my?? other cat just dart out from under my bed??? can i PLEASE just have one moment of silWHY IS HE MEOWING HE NEVER MEOWS WHAT IS HAPPENING your honor too many things are happening he meows so softly just a little mrrw and weomm idk how to write those noises but theyre so sweet 🥺🥺🥺 like i said he never meows hes VERY quiet so its precious to hear him. he started getting more vocal when the flying squirrel joined the fam what is even happening anymore holy fuck petblr animals cat life cat lovers catblr my cat cat photos cat pictures calico cat adorable cats adorable animals cute cats calico cat funny cats stupid cat cat memes

this is the only thing that goes through my head at work supervisor makes some underhanded fucked up comment and im like haha yea :) not mad at all haha trust me i want to be this cat so bad but your honor its an involuntary reaction my body has to pick that knife up when hes around hhhhuhghhhnnngnhhh im fffffffffiNE i am. unbothered. moisturized.. hhappy. in n my. lane. ffuc focused... florisbing........ ♡ reblog ♡ cats

i usually put some long ramble in the tags but ive got nothing im super tired after a late thanksgiving yesterday but yeah when i give my cat food you can see the stars in her eyes food is her whole world petblr animals cat life cat lovers catblr cat my cat cat memes