Mr Perry And Umbridge R Like A Match Made In Heaven

mr perry and umbridge r like a match made in heaven

brat summer is OVER

time for DEAD POETS SOCIETY AUTUMN

btw dating sucks as a concept.

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

He Could Never Love You- An Anderperry edit

TW// blood

⭒neil and todd manage mr.perry :) and get their happy ending as god intended!

⭒it was a rainy day when they decided that it's either their love conquers with one life wasted, or the excruciating old man does with two lives wasted.

⭒the plan was easier said than done but love gives strength. neil was the bait, and todd was the executioner.

⭒on the ground the clear water drizzled, in the sink, the cherry red water drained.

⭒love conquered.

(my first edit, hope it translates my vision somewhat accurately!)

Love how Taub just completely freaked out Chase. There’s clearly a reason nobody goes to him for advice