I Like Domino's Better Than Subway, But,

I like Domino's better than Subway, but,

Both are great options lol-

Took me a second to get it.

The girls that get it, get it.

Me: Ok. Brain. We have an important email to send, focus up

Brain: In God Games, When Zeus is listing the divines Athena needs to persuade, he states "Hera, or Me" not "Hera, and Me" implying he probably made up this whole thing up not expecting she would actually have a solid argument against Hera, just to then show off a magnanimous king father behaviour by going "Now now wife, let the girl have fun with his favourite mortal" and instead Athena went "Well ODYSSEUS doesn't cheat on HIS wife 👀🤷🏻‍♀️" persuading Hera and throwing Zeus (and Aphrodite and Ares, technically) under the metaphorical bus on Live Olympus Arena™, which is probably a big factor on why he decides to thunderbolt her, not just bc she did the Impossible and got the family to agree on something

Me: Ayo brain what the fuck

Seriously, you again, reading a fic about a person who doesn't even know you exist,OR WORST,doesn't even exist........same thing sis. Keep reading

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

Brilliance! I love that theory!

“Is your plan to stand around? Cause I suggest you fight back.” Athena suggests. She suggests because going in and trying to force him to do what she wants won’t get her anywhere, she doesn’t try to control him like that because that’s how she lost Odysseus.

(Might be wrong, it’s only a theory)