Vc Vai Demorar A Morrer?

Vc vai demorar a morrer?

Não, ano q vem já n tô mais aqui

Please, everyone who sees this post, go see my latest one, it's really important, I'm not asking just for more views or likes, it can save someone's life

Btw, more pictures of my cat, she was sleeping on the spot my dad likes on the sofa so I took her and she stayed on that position until she fell asleep

Valorant agents religion headcanons bc?

If I make any mistake please correct me, idk much Abt any religion since I was raised atheist

Liam (Brimstone): Christian, not the shitty kind

Sabine (Viper): atheist, the shitty kind

Omen: the poor guy doesn't even know his name, imagine having a religion (maybe Buddhist tho)

Klara (Killjoy): atheist, annoying kind

Amir (Cypher): Muslim

Alexander (Sova): no idea, maybe atheist

(sorry, if idk what religion to give them I give atheism as default)

Ling Ying (Sage): she's a monk so she's obviously religious but I think it's probably a religion that revolves around radiance and so it doesn't exist for us

Jamie (Phoenix): no idea

Joon-He (Jett): atheist but believes in supernatural stuff / non practicing Buddhist

Zyanya (Reyna): Satanist

Tayane (Raze): umbandist (umbandista), afrobrazilian religion

Erik (Breach): atheist

Kirra (Skye): Spiritist?

Ryo (Yoru): xintoist

Efia (Astra): she's an astral guardian and if I'm not mistaken they're the divine figures

Kay/o: robot

Vincent (Chamber): idk, atheist?

Tala Nicole (Neon): atheist and this one is one that I'm 100% convinced of

Hazal (Fade): muslim, I think she treats religion the same way she treats her sexuality? She was raised muslim and never questioned it but people can tell she doesn't spend any energy or time on religion

Varun (Harbor): hinduist

Mateo (Gekko): christian

Iselin (Deadlock): atheist

Li Zhao (Iso): atheist

Clove: clovist

Vyse: atheist

~sat been in here huehuehue

I think there's a boringly big amount of atheist sorry

Random valorant agents headcanons bc I'm sleep deprived

(this means I didn't get my 12 hours of sleep today)

Brimstone

Hugest ally on the VP (which, lets be honest, doesn't mean much since they're all gay)

First person KJ came out to and he was so emotional about it

Constantly tries to get the agents to get closer or at least respect each other but after Cypher mentioned how him and Breach treat one another he gave up

Calls some agents (Viper, Sage and Killjoy) by their first names on the everyday and calls Sova, Chamber and Deadlock (the other ex militars) by their last names

I wanted to hc him an American football team but idk any💞💞💞

Viper

Brimstone and Vyse are the only ones to call her Sabine bc they know her since before the "incident"

KJ also used to call her Sabine before the VP but Viper was bitter abt agents calling her by her first name

Scared for her life of failing Reyna, not because she actually fears her, but because she actually cares about Lucia

Older sister who lost contact with her family

Aroace

Has a snake named Viper that is older than the protocol

Omen

Is annoyed by people mistaking knitting with crochet

Very kind to the younger agents

In his own way though

Killjoy

Has an older sister who doesn't talk to her since she was a teenager

HOW DOES ONE BECOME THE LEAD OF A WHOLE DIVISION ON SUCH A HUGE CORPORATION AT THE AGE OF 18???!$+2+_(not a hc, just a concern)

The fact her dad died before she was born probably has something to do with her closeness to Cypher and Brimstone

Rich af but rents an apartment with another girl and that place is absolutely precarious

Pays the rent monthly even if she doesn't spend a single night there

Has a huge lesbian flag on the living room and that has gotten her very straight roommate into delicate situations with her boyfriends

Her roommate is Brazilian from São Paulo bc I want her to

Very easily impressed by anything Raze does even if it's something she can do a thousand times better

I feel like she would main a duelist if she played val, probably Reyna or Raze

Cypher

Has a picture of his wife and kids on his bedside table

He keeps Nora's favorite clothing and his children's baby toys

Girl dad obv

Killjoy reminds him of his oldest daughter and sometimes he calls her his daughter's name

Hates kingdom but since he joined the protocol he learned how to convive with their workers, even if he doesn't like it most part of the time

Scares little kids on Roblox for fun

Wouldn't mind having a relationship with a man but after Nora he can't imagine himself in another relationship so he doesn't give it a try

(I love him and Nora😭)

Sova

Calls the other agents by their first names

Was friends with Sage since before the protocol

Recommend Sage to Brimstone

One of the only coworkers Viper enjoys the company of

Once he tried to speak Spanish to mess around with Reyna and Raze swore he was speaking Portuguese bc of the accent

Trans bc I want to project into my fav characters

Morning walks

Sage

Calls everyone by their first names

Has two younger siblings but she hasn't had notice of them since she started the monk training

Misses them

Met Skye when researching about her healing powers, Skye was doing the same

Born radiant

Great at cooking but Jett gaslit her into thinking it was bad as a joke and she still believes it

After Harbor joined the VP she got back into cooking

Lesbian bc I said so

Not much close to the other women in the protocol, only Skye, Jett, Neon and Reyna

Closer to the men on the VP (Sova, Brimstone, Cypher, Iso, Omen etc)

Doesn't have a clue of why Clove doesn't like her

Phoenix

Nerd

This man is a canon theater kid, he absolutely LOVES musicals, specially Hamilton and Jett and Raze tease him Abt being British and liking it

Bi

For some reason Jett gaslights him into thinking he's actually gay, obviously never worked

Him and Jett break up for the most ridiculous reasons, they've already broken up more times than one can count on fingers

Banned from every kitchen he steps on

Learned Korean só Jett would shut up about her being bilingual while he only spoke English

Once he let Astra undo his dreads to give him braids, it was the saddest day of his life

Raze bullies him for his style💔💔💔💞

Jett

Can cook five stars dinners but insists on eating leftovers she finds on the fridge and steals from the other agents

Doesn't dare touching Chamber's "monstrosities of dishes"

Makes people their favorite dinner and a special breakfast on their birthdays

Cooks for the whole protocol on weekends

Most my hc surround on the fact she's always eating something and was a chef😔

Gaslights everyone into believing the most random and/or stupid things and has actually convinced Gekko that dog is a common dish in east Asia

First thing she asks every east Asian she meets outside of east Asia is if they eat dog

Sage was mad at her for this

Also bi

Reyna

Actually very caring and worried for most agents

Siblings relationship with Yoru

Randomly starts speaking Spanish to Sage just to annoy her

Learned Chinese just to mess around with Sage

Lesbiana

Flirts with Breach as a joke

Iso actually believed she and Breach were a couple when he arrived

Homophobic to Raze and Killjoy

Non ironically has offered to find Raze a better girlfriend than Killjoy

Wants to be a mother but can't because of her duties and Sage doesn't like children

Raze

BRAZILIPPINES

Hugest anarcocomunist

Grafitti artist

Has sent Kingdom, Killjoy and Viper dozens of blackmails before joining the protocol

Didn't like Killjoy for her first years in the protocol

Boombot was created as a "rebellion" from Killjoy's tech with an alarmbot that Kingdom placed near her house

Has a younger brother who is her absolutely whole world

Capoeira.

Breach

Actually speaks Portuguese very well

Dad jokes

Hates children and the only exception is Raze's younger brother

Please please please please please read the joke I posted😭

Didn't get along with Deadlock nor Chamber at first

Gets along well with Cypher, Harbor and Fade

Likes men and makes it everyone's business and is very annoying to homophobes about it (bi)

Has kissed Harbor once just to see the look of terror on a homophobic guy's eyes

Skye

Lesbian

Owes a personal gun that she uses to scare bigots and idiots in general

Was guilty about rejecting Yoru

Still is very close to him

Skyelock beloved

The ship name should be changed to Hiking Buddies or something

Can make a cat with her powers and it plays with Nightmare when it's starting to affect Fade too much

Closer to Fade than most agents think

Morning walks with Sova and Deadlock

Yoru

Has a huge knowledge on east Asian culture in general

Speaks ainu and a little uchinaguchi

Values culture and tradition more than his life

Constantly educating Jett on Korean traditions???

Mansplains a lot

Neon (single) teases him for being single

Has the "lesbian curse" in which every woman he likes is a lesbian and it's starting to develop into an "aroace curse"

Homophobic to Killjoy

Misogynist to Killjoy

everything you can think that is bad against Killjoy

And Reyna is with him on these

Astra

Pansexual

Nerd on physics

Knows a lot about quantum physics

That was me projecting, sorry

I need more astra content to make more headcanons 😔😔😔

Galaxsea/ astrarbor/ Neptune/ sea star

Born radiant

KAY/O

Doesn't actually have feelings, he's just programmed to make humans feel loved (besides, obviously, being a war machine)

It was a way of keeping the non radiant soldiers hopeful during the radiant war

He's a robot, of course he doesn't have feelings

Killjoy is absolutely fascinated by him and wonders if it was her who built him or at least made his project

The "hatred" he has for the radiants is also a way of keeping the non radiants feeling safe and appreciated

Sage is the exception from his radiant hatred because she's always appeared to be against Reyna's radiant dominant ideal world and he read that as a powerful ally to his cause

He's AI ofc he's gonna be a little dumb even though he's from like 2060

Chamber

I refuse to

Does he like men?

Was homophobic to Killjoy and Raze when they started dating and to Sage and Reyna

Was actually homophobic

Turned out he likes men???

I'm confused

I don't like him

Neon

BRAZILIPPINES

She probably knew Killjoy before the VP or at least heard about her not as an professional but as a person

Definitely likes women

Since she became a radiant at such a young age and os so powerful there were probably lots of accidents

Was mostly isolated from the outside for a long time before the thing that is sticked to her back was finished

That'd explain why she doesn't like making new friends, she doesn't know how to

Knows a lot of stuff involving quantum physics and science since her parents work at kingdom and she has worked with them

Fade

Constantly found sleeping on the floor

Sometimes she leaves Nightmare out of her bedroom to get a peaceful night of sleep

Goes to sleep on about the same time Skye is waking up

Fadelock goes hard too

You'll rarely see her awake but when you do she looks like she hasn't slept in a decade

Doesn't actually sleep, just take 30 min naps throughout the day

Took a while to stop calling Harbor "agent Batra" during missions

I just checked and that is lore inaccurate but idc

Likes men and women, never stopped to think of it as "oh, I'm lgbt" that's just one more small detail about her

Had a cat that her brother gave her when she was a kid, it died of kidney failure a few years before she joined realm

Harbor

History and architecture nerd

Also a philosophy enthusiast

Has a tattoo that says "Memento mori et memento vivere" and that's what caught Astra's attention at first

Him and Astra spend a lot of time just nerding around

He's very caring yet not much protective to the younger agents

Randomly throws water at people who walk by

Breach and Deadlock learned on the hardest way not to be around him with a glass of water

Calls Fade Hazel because at first he thought that was how it was and never corrected it

Older brother of two sister

Pansexual

Gekko

Grafitti artist

Is an only child but is very close to the children is his neighborhood

Gay

That guy looks so gay I'm gonna cry

Has a dog named Lizard

Him and Raze talk to each other in Spanish and Portuguese and it's an absolute nightmare for others to decifrate their alien language

Asked Sage if people actually eat dogs in Asia and was punished for a week, Reyna had lots of fun

Jett still teases him about it

She told Iso about that and every time Gekko asks him what he's eating he says it's dog

Him and Deadlock are actually chill about each other for as long as one doesn't cross the other's boundaries when it comes to his radivores

Deadlock

This woman doesn't have a drop of heterosexuality on her body

She thought she liked Iso but it turned out he was just the only one not asking her to get along with radivores and radiants

Hates when she's called by her first name

Lost contact with her family and legally got rid of her last name

Skye, Sage and Sova call her Iselin or Ise

Fadeskyelock(?)

Used to go on lots of missions involving radivores before the VP but after the polar bear she didn't trust herself near them again

Graduated in biology

She wanted to be a scientist when she was a kid

Used to be obsessed about radivores and radiance before the bear

Iso

Can't cook for his life

Used to think he liked Deadlock but it was just compulsory heterosexuality

Aroace

Not much close with most agents but Sage and Deadlock

Him and Raze are absolute nightmares to go in mission with, those mfs listent to music so loud they can't hear anything else

KJ was scared of him

Only listens to music that are on languages he doesn't speak

Raze showed him Brazilian funk and he started listening to it during missions

Clove

Don't give a shit if they're misgendered

The pet rock is to throw at those who insist that they're a woman even after they correct them

Sleeps the whole day and is awake during the whole night

Immortal, queer, sleeps during the day... Are they a vampire?!

Randomly dresses up fancy and stays on that fit for the whole day, they can be seen wearing a suit during missions in breeze

Spends all their time awake doing unproductive stuff

Vyse

Was a physicist and later got into engeneering

She can't really remember those last years before the scions took her

Was took by the scions by Omen but none of them know

Doesn't like Iso

Her and Viper used to be very close friends, their friendship cou be compared to Jett and Phoenix's, they were very spontaneous

The "incident" was something involving her but no one really remember how it was

Ace

Had a cat named Jaguar

Assigning Valorant agents and pjo characters Will Wood songs and albuns bc these are the only three things on my mind

(very niche I know)

Ordered in alphabetic order of character (agent names)

Alex (pjo/ mcga)

I/ Me/ Myself

Jk that song belongs to apollo

Memento Mori

The new normal

Annabeth (pjo/hoo/ mcga)

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects but now I need you to leave/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole whatever comes next

The normal album

Astra (Valorant)

Dr. Sunshine is dead

When somebody needs you

Camp here and there?

Bianca (pjo)

Euthanasia

Tomcat disposable

It's kind of a lot

Do I have to say the album is In Case I make it?

Blitztone (pjo/ mcga)

Where do you get off?

Red moon

Breach (Valorant)

Thermodynamics lawyer

Sex, drugs, rock'n roll

Half-decade hangover

Self-ish

Brimstone (Valorant)

Venetian blind man

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Idk what album, he doesn't fit Will at all

Chamber (Valorant)

Your body, my temple

Laplace's angel

Hand me my shovel

Marsha/Karen

Self-ish

Clarisse (pjo/ hoo)

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Hand me my sovel

Becoming last names

Self-ish

Clove (Valorant)

I/ me/ myself (2018 live studio demo)

Half-decade hangover?

Love, me normally

The normal album for the vibes

Tomcat disposables

The rhumba of death

Cypher (Valorant)

Becoming last names

Euthanasia

When somebody needs you

Falling up

Against the kitchen floor

In case I make it

Deadlock (Valorant)

Half-decade hangover

2012?

When somebody needs you

Mr. Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Everything is a lot (song)

Everything is a lot (album)

Drew (pjo/ hoo)

The main character

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Becoming last names

White noise

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Aphrodite, your electric sexiness

Self-ish

Fade (Valorant)

Ecsta est fabula, Aplaudite!

Cottard's solution

2012

Laplace's angel

And the ringmaster is pleased to introduce...

Frank (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

White noise

Falling up

Lysergide daydream

Willard!

Will's songs don't fit him well😔

Gekko (Valorant)

He also doesn't fit Will's songs😔😔😔

Genuinely don't know

Grover (pjo/ toa)

Marsha thankk you for the dialects/ Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Suburbia overture?

WHY DOES NO ONE FIT WILL'S SONGS WELL😭

Harbor (Valorant)

He's the exact opposite of Will, I can't do this anymore

Alma mater (bc it's dramatic like him)

Hazel (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Ecta est fabula, Aplaudite!

Laplace's angel

Memento mori

In case I die (she did)

Iso (Valorant)

Idk shit Abt iso sorry

Jason (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Memento Mori

Cus he's ded obviously

When somebody needs you

Under a monochromatic skye

Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Camp here and there

Jett (Valorant)

Your body, my temple

2econd 2ight 2eer

You liked this (okay, Computer!)

The main character

Killjoy (Valorant)

Marsha thankk you for the dialects

Suburbia overture

And if I did it, you deserved it...

Prince ali

The moral implications of deterministic universe feat. The Onceler

I lied about the apple thing

The new normal

Leo (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Cicada days

Laplace's angel

Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

White noise

Euthanasia

Everything is a lot (album)

Lester (pjo/ toa)

I/ me/ myself

Against the kitchen floor

Self-

Bleüctipie

Luke (pjo)

Suburbia overture

Red moon

Lysergide daydream

Everything is a lot (album)

Magnus (pjo/ mcga)

Tomcat disposables

Euthanasia

Dr. sunshine is dead

He'll use me for his needle show

In case I make it

Neon (Valorant)

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Idk

Nico (pjo/ hoo/ toa/ tsats)

Laplace's angel

Memento Mori

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Um, it's kind of a lot

(Cover this song!)

Dr. Sunshine lives!

Ferryman

Self-ish

Omen (Valorant)

When somebody needs you

Marsha thankk you for the dialects

Cottard's solution

Front street

Euthanasia

In case I make it

Phoenix (Valorant)

The main character

Chemical overreaction

Alma mater

Percy (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

When somebody needs you

Against the kitchen floor

Euthanasia

Tomcat disposables

Becoming last names

In case I die

Piper (pjo/ hoo)

Suburbia overture

Chemical overreaction

The song with five names

Self-ish maybe?

Raze (Valorant)

(Cover this song!)

Suburbia overture

Nüburbåtizé!

6up 5oh cop-out

Reyna (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

Suburbia overture?

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Marsha, thankk you for the dialects

Becoming last names

Venetian blind man

Reyna (Valorant)

Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Bleüctipie

Sex, drugs, rock'n' roll

Mr capgras encounters a secondhand vanity

Against the kitchen floor

Vampire reference in a minor key

Self-ish

Sage (Valorant)

Falling up

Willard!

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one

White noise

Euthanasia

In case I make it

Sam (pjo/ mcga)

Memento Mori

Suburbia overture

You liked this (okay, computer!)

Skeleton appreciation day

Everything is a lot

Skye (Valorant)

Suburbia overture

Cover this song

Dr. Sunshine is dead

He'll use me for his needle show

The normal album

Sova (Valorant)

Destroy to enjoy

Cottard's solution

Dr. Sunshine is dead

Sing the Singer/songwriter song

Self-ish

Thalia (pjo/ hoo/ toa)

-Ish

Cover this song

Lysergide daydream

Willard!

2012

When somebody needs you

Everything is a lot (album)

Viper (Valorant)

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one

Chemical overreaction (bc she's a chemist yk)

He'll use me for his needle show

White noise

Jimmy's mushroom's last drink

Destroy to enjoy

Everything is a lot (album)

Vyse (Valorant)

Destroy to enjoy

White noise

Willard!

Nüburbåtizé

You liked this (okay, computer!)

Well, better than the alternative

Self-ish

In case I make it

Will (pjo/ toa/ tsats)

He'll use me for his needle show

White noise

Willard! (Bc his name is Will)

Skeleton appreciation day

Red moon

Chemical overreaction

Everything is a lot (album)

Yoru (Valorant)

Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole

Suburbia overture

Aikido

Thermodynamic lawyer

Everything is a lot (album)

Yoru headcanons bc I want to

Sat's babygirl

That was it, thank you very much

Nanobomb headcanons bc I love da gaes

(idk how to use this app someone help)

Raze had a traumatic first relationship, Killjoy had a chill one and is still friends with her first (and only) ex

Tayane sometimes gets overwhelmed by her feeling and starts making a bunch of weird noises, Klara finds it cute

Every time Killjoy overworks, Raze makes her take the other day to rest

Didn't get along at first and Reyna and Breach weren't any help to make Raze like Killjoy, it took a whole year for Jett and Phoenix to get the three of them to stop being so open about hating her and three months more for Raze to become friends with Killjoy

Klara was extremely anxious of liking Raze because she didn't know how to tell her and couldn't handle the likely possibility of being rejected

Raze made the first move after Cypher told her about how Killjoy felt about her

From the time I started writing this post to now I, god knows why, started hating the ship, but I'll simply disconsider this part

Differently from what everyone in the VP thinks, Raze takes more care of Killjoy both during missions and on the everyday than Killjoy takes care of Raze

Killjoy can't cook for her life, Raze is decent at cooking

"Have you slept well?"

"Sleep?! What time is it?"

Raze is a morning person, some might doubt if Killjoy even is a person

Istg, Jett should get along with Raze better than KJ does, I'm this 🤏 far from starting to ship Raze with Jett or no one at all

Sorry for that

Raze's love languages are physical touch and gifts, Killjoy's are time of quality and words of affirmation

THEY WOULD ABSOLUTELY MAIN EACH OTHER IF THEY PLAYED VAL NO ONE CONVINCES ME OF OTHERWISE

Share Kj's streaming accounts and in every one of them Raze puts her name as "Klara's wife"

Matching Caitvi profiles

Raze is Vi, obviously, and Killjoy is Cait

Raze dreams to be a mother, Killjoy hates kids and is terrified of the responsibility it takes to have one

Raze's family is very supportive yet they don't really like Killjoy, but that's on kingdom

Killjoy curses nonstop when gaming, Raze is the sweetest little thing and hypes everyone up