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Valorant x Spiderverse Reader 🕷️
Lol another Spider-Man post! I’m a little late to the party but calling this Spider-Weekend since I have more stuff left in the tank 😂
Call-Sign: Spinner
Residence: New York City, USA
You were a rookie recruit from the Big Apple after a video of you went viral. You wouldn’t really call yourself “hero,” but you tried your best to be that Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man you thought was needed.
You tried to keep a low profile, since most people weren’t really accepting of Radiants yet. But you were seen on the streets before: catching shoplifters, maybe a robber or two, or just helping people with directions. But the video was a clip from a news station after a large subway train started barreling down the tracks with no brakes and a broken bridge.
Only for a masked figure in a hoodie to suddenly swoop down from the sky and slow it with only some webs and their bare hands.
That was by far the craziest stunt you’ve ever pulled. Thankfully everyone made it off the train safely, with the so-called Spider-Man/Spider-Woman no where to be found.
Brimstone had it in mind; a selfless Radiant like you with powerful skills could prove to be a valuable asset to the team. But no one could find you or even knew who you were.
You were just trying your best to lay low for awhile. Until a warning went out throughout the city that a spike had been planted in Brooklyn and everyone was required to evacuate.
You obviously just couldn’t stand by, not with your home and family were at risk, so you tried to track the bomb down yourself before the city was blown sky high. That’s where you met Jett and Gekko, who were scoping out the area trying to track the spike down. Until they found you tangled up in your webs trying to figure out how to disarm the dang thing.
It took awhile, but the bomb was deactivated, Brimstone offered up the chance for you to join the Valorant Protocol instead of swinging around all day in a Halloween costume. You said yes! 🙌
You mostly hang out with the youngster squad, mainly Gekko since you and him come from a similar background. Not really in it for the glory or anything hardcore, just going around trying to help and hang out. Plus he had good taste in music.
However, Jett has taken a liking to you too. Often racing with each other on missions to see who gets there first while pulling parkour tricks in the air.
Since you can stick to walls, it does take everyone some time to get used to your abilities. And that means ALOT of mischief. You once scared Phoenix in the break room when he was looking for something to eat. Only to scream and fall when you offered him some cereal.
Not only that but I’m sure it’s be scary to see your crawling around the walls every now and then. Just imagine seeing that at night in the hallway. . . 😅
But your webs are also cool for tricks too; you once make a giant trampoline outside of the base for everyone to use, and Brimstone still hasn’t gotten over your little scheme of sticking all the furniture to the ceiling!
(Okay I know that’s wasn’t much but that’s all I got! Happy Spiderverse Day! 🙌🕷️)
You were now certain that Iso was a cat in his past life.
It was sometimes surprising how he could be a calm predator on the field and yet such a soft cutie patootie in the intimacy of your dorm room. His face buried in your chest as you were lounging on your bed, you could almost hear him purring as you were gently scratching his scalp.
What if you stopped your ministrations ? He would calmly grab your hand and put it back on the top of his head without even lifting his face from your chest.
So yeah, a cat.
You weren't complaining, though. These kind of moment was enjoyable. The quiet was soothing and enveloping the both of you in a warm embrace. And when you felt Iso's strong arms wrapping your waist in a soft grip, you knew he felt the same.
"You're adorable, you know that ?" You chuckled softly in his ear.
He just huffed, his breath warming the fabric of your top.
"Will you purr for me, kitty ?" You teased him.
Your teasing did not last long as he pinched your hips lightly, chuckling mischievously at your offended yelp.
Yoru found you annoying.
Why did you have to get so drunk ? You're even louder than usual now. He had to endure your irritating voice singing as he carried you on his back towards the dorm. He had to endure the sweet giggle escaping your lips every time he turned a corner. He had to endure the frustrating sensation of butterflies in his tummy when you nuzzled your face in the back of his neck.
Of course, he did not forget that your inebriated state was Jett's doing. But he could not help but think how stupid you were to drink that much even though you knew you were a lightweight.
When he finally put you in the warmth of your bed, he rolled his eyes at the sight before him.
You were drooling.
With an exasperated sigh and a scowl on his face, he wiped your chin clean and prepared to leave the room.
"Yoru."
He froze. You were only mumbling in your sleep, yet he could not stop the sigh of frustration from leaving his lips. He looked back at you, his cheeks slightly blushing, then tucked you in better.
He found himself ridiculous. Ridiculous for feeling that way towards you. Ridiculous for thinking you were cute. Ridiculous for caring that much.
He will definitely not forget to scold you in the morning while helping recover from your hangover.
"Can you make zombies ?"
Sage froze her movements and raised her gaze from your injury to look at you with a lost expression.
"Excuse me ?"
It wasn't the first time you asked her these kind of questions. However, she will never get use to it. It seemed like you were particularly inspired when you were wounded.
"Well, since you can revive people and all that, what if you could do something in between ? Like, reviving but not really reviving."
She momentarily wondered if you had lost too much blood. Or if you had breathed the new plants Skye was gardening a little too much. She focused back on your still bleeding injury with a small sigh and resumed her ministrations.
"I am very doubtful of zombies existence."
You hummed, your feet momentarily swinging and she had to stop your movements to focus more on your injury.
"Well, I've seen Brimstone on a sunday morning and he could make anyone believe in their existence." you said with a shrug.
Sage's eyes raised again to look at you with an almost exasperated glint.
"Plus, if a being like Omen exist, why not zombies ?" you added. "I'm saying that respectfully, of course. No diss to Omen. He's a cool knitting cutie patootie."
She found nothing to respond to that, so she just resumed on disinfecting your wound. While she sometimes found your trail of thoughts amusing, she could not help but worry that someday you might submit to those crazy idea that ran free in your mind.
"I'll ask Viper if she could make me a concoction."
"Please do not."
Gekko and you had routines together : basking on the grass of the garden, watching movies while speaking about the plot, drawing together, cooking...
It was pretty common to see you two laughing together around the base. Jett and Phoenix were even betting on the potential date of the upgrade of your relationship.
So one would not be surprised seeing you in the kitchen, dancing in each other arms. You were supposed to bake midnight snacks, but the sweet voice of Ambar Lucid on her song 'Timeless' set the atmosphere. His arms wrapped tightly around your waist, yours around his neck and your hips swaying in harmony, one could not miss the chemistry between you two. Your eyes were communicating what words couldn't, the soft smiles you were sharing only confirming what you felt for each other. Your faces slowly got closer to the other.
"May I...?" he murmured gently to which you simply nodded.
His lips pressed gently on your cheek and your fingers clenched blissfully on his t-shirt at the contact. Gekko smiled and kissed you again, this time on the lips. You returned the kiss lovingly, your happiness merging with his.
There was something in Fade's focus that was so beautiful. The slight crease of her eyebrows, the concentration in her wonderful odd eyes, the precision in her hands... This will definitely not be the last time you asked her to draw with henna on your hands. The artwork she was making on your hand was simply too beautiful to be made only once.
"I know you're staring, tatlım." she said softly without even lifting her eyes.
You smiled softly, your eyes filled with adoration.
"I'm not staring. I'm admiring, that's different." you corrected her with a light chuckle.
She looked up from her art to fix her gaze on yours, an amused glint in her eyes.
"You're corny, you know that ?"
"I don't care." you shrugged nonchalantly. "You're worth being corny for."
Under the intensity of your gaze, Fade almost blushed. But she only returned your smile, shaking her head lightly with mirth. She lifted your wrist to press a kiss on it, her eyes not leaving yours.
Yoru loved riding his bike with you behind.
Feeling the wind on his skin, the warmth of your body against his back, your grip tightening around his waist during every bends and accelerations, everything felt perfect.
"Are you good back there ?" he asked at a red light, his hand reaching back to caress your knee.
"Yep !" you said with energy, playfully knocking your helmeted heads with his.
You only giggled at his grunt. The light turned green and he started the engine again. He enjoyed the illuminations of the city as much as your sighs filled with wonder. Yoru loved loneliness, but he wasn't against being alone with you. The lone wolf wasn't so lonely anymore, and he was fine with it. Sharing these moment with you melted his cold heart.
A gentle smile painted his lips as he accelerated, feeling your torso almost merging into his back.
It was well-known around the base that Iso had the best aim among all the agents of the protocol. You always admired his ability to just calmly shoot without a miss during any stressful mission. So of course, you wanted him to train you. You wanted to be more effective on the field, more reliable.
"Focus."
Easier said than done. If only your heart could beat at a steady rhythm. In your mind, a private tutoring session sounded like a good idea. But his hand on your waist, his chest against your back and his other hand overing yours as he helped you maintaining a good posture made your stomach lively with butterflies. And his teasing breath warming the back of your ear was absolutely not helping.
"Take a deep breath."
Unbeknownst to you, he took great fun teasing you like that. Feeling you all shaky and nervous against his chest, he found it adorable. But he also found you admirable. You did not hesitate to seek for help because you acknowledged your wicknesses. That was one of the many things he loved about you.
"Don't forget to prepare for the recoil of the gun." he murmured gently in your ear.
You took a deep breath and nodded, following his instructions faithfully and Iso had a small smile. He felt the shaking of your hand stop and your breath calming. Then, you shot right in the head of the target. He felt his heart melting when you looked at him with a proud smile.
You came for shooting lessons, but you had already shot into his heart.
You loved Sova's body. His broad shoulders that could carry any weight, his strong arms that weren't hiding any strength, his back muscles that rippled smoothly under his skin.
"Are you done taking pictures ?" he sighed as he shot you a long side-glance.
You smiled broadly behind your camera, still immortalising this moment. You did not miss the shy blush dusting his pale cheeks. He made such a beautiful model in your lovestruck eyes.
"Ignore my presence, my dear hunter."
Clic. Easier said than done. Your gaze was heavy, intensified by the lens of the camera. Sova sighed and resumed his archery session. He sometimes thought you were worse than Cypher. He tried to focus once more on the target but he felt your eyes burning his skin.
"You know that you're cute when you're blushing ?" you chuckled softly.
Clic. He cleared his throat to hide his embarrassment. He focused his aim, shot and missed his target.
Clic. You hummed mischievously, put down your camera and walked calmly towards him. You back-hugged him, your sweet laughter muffled in the fabric of his clothes.
"Aw, Sasha !" you cooed playfully at him. "Is my presence a problem ?"
Sova scoffed but caressed the back of your hand with a softness that was only shown to you.
"You're lucky I love you, моя сова."
Yoru was arrogant.
It was well-known by everyone and he wasn't even trying to hide it. To himself, he was the best, period. And like every arrogant people, he hated being humbled. It did not feel right.
"What is it, rift-walker ? Can't stand on your feet ?"
He despised it, your little proud smile. He couldn't believe that him, Kiritani Ryo, was being defeated in hand-in-hand combat by the newest agent. Each round felt like an humiliation. And he refused to accept that. But everytime he stood on his feet for another round, you immediately put him back to where he did not belong, the ground.
"Haven't you had enough ?"
He hated it, that tone you just used. You sounded so bored.
"Don't get ahead of yourself, newbie." he scoffed.
You let out a small giggle that made him clench his jaw.
"You're the one saying that ?" you asked rhetorically. "I can teach you some ropes, if you want."
Now he had enough. How dared you ? With an irritated huff, he stood up and walked out of the training room.
You just chuckled, not offended but amused. Other agents warned you about Yoru, and you just found how interesting and amusing he could be. You already figured him out : he'll soon challenged you for another round. That was how arrogant people worked, they were predictable and Yoru wasn't an exception.
Hiii, do you have any Reyna x sage headcanons? I love everything you have so far!!!
YESSSSJDBWJDN
Reyge headcanons
(ft. My friend who really likes them and is very gay for Reyna)
Reyna learned to speak Mandarin just so she could flirt with Sage without Brimstone noticing during meetings
Both are very caring for the younger agents, Sage is more as a grandmother, Reyna is like an older sister
Reyna says that since they can't have kids (because of the VP and Sage doesn't like children), Neon should be their child. Sage is completely against and Tala has mixed feelings about it
"We should adopt Tala"
"She has parents already"
"But I like you two too"
They were both in denial for a really long time
Sova would tease Sage about Reyna
Reyna was Sage's first experience so before that she simply assumed she was straight
Asexual
For some time, Sage thought Reyna was dating Breach
Reyna wasn't dating Breach
Reyna is a lesbian
Reyna is very clearly gay
Sage is asian tho, so she didn't get the signs? Idk, my geography teacher says asians don't get this kind of stuff and, as an asian, I have had lots of experiences in his classes that prove his point
All duelists know everything about Reyna and Sage because Reyna tells them everything. For three months not a single sentinel knew Sage was dating
Skye, Sova and Breach were their cupids. Breach was a very unhelpful one though
Sage is extremely protective about Killjoy when it comes to Reyna
Reyna is defensive for Raze when Sage picks on her during missions
Reyna calls Sage by her first name when she's flirting and Sage absolutely hates it
Reyna's love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch, Sage's are time of quality and acts of service
After Sage learned about Lucia she started studying further into her healing powers so she could help her
Hates missions in Haven and Bind, hates missions in Icebox and Split
Reyna hates when she's sent in missions in places where Kingdom has put their hands on so Sage tries to go on them too so she can have at least some control over what Reyna might do
Reyna sides with Gekko while Sage sides with Deadlock and that has gotten them into very heated discussions (while not even Gekko and Deadlock would argue)
Firestrom Headcanons
I love them so much
Both joined before the Venice accident, obviously. They only met after Phoenix had met the omega Jett so he didn't quite like her and Jett blamed him for her reputation being ruined. The issue was solved a week later because both of them liked DC.
Is Jett's name Joon-Hee or Sunwoo?😔
I'm gonna use Sunwoo bc it's easier to type💞💞💞
Sunwoo has a skincare routine that she follows religiously and every weekend her and Jamie have a spa day. She likes taking care of him and he loves to see her happy.
After the Venice incident, Jett was having a really hard time with everything. Phoenix helped her and offered emotional support and the young friendship she needed, that's how she started liking him.
Phoenix never really figured out when he started liking Jett, after they became friends it was so natural to like her romantically.
Despite loving each other and being so important to each other, they are on their early 20s and are impulsive, they break up over the smallest things but always get together again after a week.
They started dating before Skye joined the protocol, Reyna was the only one who knew since they didn't want Sage, Brimstone or Viper to find out, the non fraternization rule was going on after all.
After Raze and Killjoy's first discussion, Tayane asked them for advice and Jett told her to break up. She didn't break up.
Bi4bi
20yo
22yo
Since they were so close friends before starting to date, they have a friend-like relationship. Looking from the outside, one could doubt if they're friends or a couple.
The transition from their friendship to their relationship was very smooth so when they started dating, things didn't really change much since it was all already natural to them.
Middle brother of two sisters
Younger sister of a brother
Sunwoo isn't really close to her brother but she still texts him every once in a while to check if he's well. If he says he is she wishes him death.
Jamie is very close to his sisters and he calls them every week to check on them. They're also kinda close to Sunwoo, even though they never met in person
Jett's parents always made it clear that they preferred their well behaved, lawyer, straight, "normal" son over their tramp, criminal, queer, weird daughter and because of that she's not close to her family
Phoenix's hair is all well cared while Jett's hair is all damaged from the bleaching, east Asian water and the lack of care she takes.
Sunwoo has dated both men and women in her teenage years while Jamie only dated her. It was not lack of crushing.
They have a time at the day that they take to be with each other with no one disturbing them. Usually at one of their bedrooms, just cuddling
Despite their very caring relationship, in public they are more spontaneous and mess around with each other
Valorant tattoo/piercing/scars canons and headcanons🐁
Astra
Canon: nose piercing, ear piercings
Breach
Canon: has a few scars on his face, probably from fights.
Headcanon: he has a tatto on his back that is a bunch of runes layered and one on his nape that says "Tayane" in grafitti letters. He got it when he was drunk.
Brimstone
Canon: he has a tatto on his right shoulder that is mostly covered by his sleeve.
Headcanon: he was part of the military and fought in a war so he definitely has scars.
Chamber
Canon: He has those golden thing on his head that aren't really tattoos but they look like it?
Headcanon: he works with thin metal and because of that he has lots of small cut scars on his hands
Clove
Headcanon: they got a stick and poke tattoo when they were a teenager, it's a small butterfly on their ankle.
Cypher
Headcanon: scars from fights.
Deadlock
Canon: she has four dots on her right cheek and a fluid looking scar that goes from her dismembered arm to the left side of her face
Headcanon: she was also militar and went on lots of dangerous missions. Has lots of cut and bite scars from radivores she captures.
Fade
Canon: snake bites piercings, septum piercing and earlobe piercings and a flat. Scar on her face and neck. Turkish henna tattoos on her hands.
Headcanon: scars from nightmare scratching and biting her on her back and arms
Gekko
Canon: earlobe piercings, a few doodlish tattoos on his arms and one on his neck that resembles Thrash. Fluid looking scars on his hands
Headcanon: a few burn scars from mosh's accid
Harbor
Canon: shoulder tattoo on both arms
Headcanon: has a tattoo on his chest that says "Memento mori et memento vivere" and a scar on his leg that goes from his waist to his knee that he got while carelessly riding his motorcycle
Iso
Headcanon: has some scars from when he was still learning how to control his powers
Jett
Headcanon: has an arm tattoo that goes from the back of her hand all the way up to her chest but she started covering it when she started working.
Killjoy
Canon: ear piercings
Neon
Canon: not really piercing but those things above her eyebrows kinda look like it. Not tattoos but has some metallic patterns on her arms
Headcanon: back tattoo that follows the metallic arm pattern
Phoenix
Canon: earlobe piercings
Raze
Canon: light spot, arm tattoo
Headcanon: her tattoo goes all the way to her back. Matching tattoo with Breach, hers says Erik in rune like letters. She was also drunk. She has a boombot tattoo on her leg and some explosion scars on her arms
Reyna
Canon: tattoo on her arm, earlobe pierced
Headcanon: back tattoo on the same style of her arms'. Waist tattoo.
Sage
Canon: earlobe pierced
Headcanon: dragon tattoo that takes all her back, it's always covered though
Skye
Canon: scratch scars on her arms, eyebrow piercing
Headcanon: has a hawk wing tattoo on her back. Very cliché, very 2010's but she likes it very much
Sova
Canon: scar on his eye
Headcanon: has also some big scars all over his body from the military and hunting
Viper
Headcanon: has a scar on her back from when omen tried to kill her
Vyse
Headcanon: not really scars since her body is metal(?) but she has some parts scratched and chipped. Used to have piercings back when she was human (if she ever was one?)
Yoru
Headcanon: one tattoo on each of his shoulders, right one is a kabuto (samurai mask), the one in the left is a human face on the old japanese art style
Clove headcanons bc non binary rep
N o n B i n a r y r e p
They don't mind being misgendered, but on the way they don't feel bad about it, it's still shitty to do and they don't like shitty people
Intersex (there's no yellow)
Does lots of hand work and gives Omen lots of small gifts
Kinda close to Vyse bc they both have similar experiences involving the scions
Pansexual (there's no yellow)
The voice line where they say they wanted to live in a house with lots of cats can be interpreted as "I hope there's a universe where I'm just growing old with a bunch of hot guys" in my native language and it haunts me
Cat person🩷
They and Omen have a father-child relationship
Became a radiant after an accident around the area where they lived
Dyslexic
They give off cabin 10 vibes
Clovekko? Gekclove? Idk, but I like them and ship them since before the Clove 's release cinematic
Not really sure of their age because after the accident that turned them into a radiant their memory isn't well and they don't remember how old they were
I don't really know how to use they/them pronouns despite also being non binary, sorry
Late 10's or early 20's, 22 at best
Will Wood fan bc I said so
Gets along with Nightmare
Once I saw a Jett x Clove yuri comic and that thing haunts me in my nightmares, nonetheless, very close to Jett
Yaps about random stuff with Raze, both are bad listeners but both like to talk so it works
Has a rock collection that is just a bunch of cool looking rocks
Their username in every social media is "rock eating scottish non binary"
Can play the Kazoo
Plays Minecraft and makes absolutely horrendous houses, usually just a cobblestone cube with a wood floor, four beds one in each corner, a few furnaces and lots of chests. The crafting tables are kept inside of the chests
Keeps a dead beetle in their pocket as a luck charm
Have lived in lots of different European countries when they were running from the scions, from Portugal to Norway. Their favorite place, after Scotland, was Spain.
Speaks a little of a mix of Italian, Portuguese, French, Romanian and Spanish
Legal name is still their dead name and their social name is Clove
Reads one book every three months but is a book lover
Can only cook those TikTok recipies
They sleep like a cat
Plays rpg on those discord servers
Would absolutely main Neon, Breach and Harbor if they played valo
Vyse headcanons so my friend writes a fanfic for me🖤🩶🤍💜
Introverted
Close to Viper but none of them is really good at showing affection, it looks like just mutual respect but it's actually frienship
Bi(?) demiromantic, asexual
OMG SHE'S GOT THE COLORS OF THE ACE FLAG
Very close friends with Omen too
Can paint very beautiful pieces, likes the impressionist and the romantic styles
Similar to Omen, she also has very calm hobbies and has a garden where she has a huge diversity of plants
Sinocanadian (Chinese family but is from Canada)
Can't really speak Cantonese but understands pretty well
Worked at Kingdom as an engineer for a short time before switching to physics
Met Killjoy once when making a project for radianite receptors, Killjoy was a teenager at the time and Vyse was very impressed
Wasn't a radiant for most part of her life but the experiments the scions did on her turned her into one
Quick learner
Her parents were scientists so she grew up with an affinity for the sciences
Gets along pretty well with Deadlock and Cypher
Plays jazz
Love languages are words of affirmation and acts of service
Likes children but wouldn't have one of her own
Tries to get close with the younger agents
Writes a journal and it's very pretty and has a lot of flowers
Every time a flower starts to bloom in her garden, she dries the first blossom and keeps it on her journal
Not good with people but tries to get along with them
Huge nerd
Drinks red wine
Idk why I added that
Nanobomb headcanons?
Yessssjsvjshasss. I'm writing a nanobomb fanfic to answer another ask about nanobomb so while I don't finish it,
More nanobomb headcanons
Raze likes to cuddle with Killjoy while they work, it's quite hard to work when someone is hugging you from the back but KJ doesn't mind
Raze is constantly stealing KJ's stuff but replaces them with little handmade gifts
Raze lives near her parents' house so she can see them and her brother more frequently
KJ lives a whole ocean across from her family
Raze is average (1,65) and KJ is kinda tall (1,72)
The first time Klara went to Brazil was to São Paulo to visit a Kingdom installation so when she packed up for Bahia she didn't consider the heat that is in the northeast and had to borrow Tayane's clothes for the rest of the trip (she never gave them back)
Tans
Shrimp
Raze IS shorter than Killjoy and no one convinces me of otherwise
Killjoy is an energetic addict and Raze, as a good Brazilian, loves coffee
Big spoon
Small spoon
Tayane is the kind of person to ask questions of the kind of "would you still love me if I was a worm?" and Klara answers them with the most logical and rational replies
ESTP
ISTJ
Raze cooks traditional Brazilian and Bahian(?) dishes to Killjoy so she 1- eats something that isn't industrialized and 2- knows more about her culture
Argue a lot about Kingdom but they eventually end up getting to a deal
Phoenix was the first to know about them dating
Killjoy's hobbies consist in either stressing activities or literally doing nothing
Raze's hobbies are very diverse and go from drawing to making plane models
Raze owns an old green Beetle (Fusca) that she's very emotionally attached to and Kj's dream car is a Tesla
Idk anything about cars so I'm not specifying what Tesla
Raze has a flying plane miniature model that works without an engine and she's very proud of it
Killjoy has a modified nanoswarm that is a flash but it's kept in a case bc it's made of magnesium and gunpowder and no one wants it to explode in the HQ
They spend hours just talking about motorized things
Training in automobilistic engeneering
Master's degree in computer engineering
7x1 and Kingdom's occupation in Salvador haunts their relationship
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24
Raze's hands are always dirty of paint and whenever it's wet, she stains Killjoy's clothes to "remind her girlfriend of her"
Loud music while working
White noise while working
Killjoy actually doesn't really mind Skye, Reyna or Breach but picks on them bc they pick on her
Raze doesn't like lots of other agents but doesn't let it show
I can't find the ship dynamic meme so I'm gonna describe it:
Raze: hand holding, wild blushing
Killjoy: unholy thoughts, neutral face
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a/n:here's some headcannons of the protocol's best boy and my main main since he came out, mateo. i will call him mateo through the whole stuff bc i feel better that way. will be nsfw hcs [TW] but mostly fluff about your relationship with him and if or if not you're his 'partner' in the valorant protocol.
⋆˙.’ if you're friends with him with him, he wouldn't afraid to be clingy -not too clingy- but since he's a chill guy i think this would be his love language, even if you're just friends.
⋆˙.’ he's blind. like, he wouldn't realize if you're in love with him. if some of his friends say it to him, he might just laugh it off awkwardly; like there's no way you could fall for him.
⋆˙.’ mateo's a gentleman. in every. possible. way. he might be sometimes a little 'wild' but in the end he will help you out or protect you in any situation.
⋆˙.’ he has a lot of girl friends, -by the cause of him being so cheerful to girls and not treating them differently.-
⋆˙.’ if he has a crush on you he's very awkward about it. everyone would notice it. even you. and the worst part is that he doesn't even know about it that you see through him. he thinks that he acts naturally but no. he's total weird.
⋆˙.’ mateo will treat you differently. he would want to be with you more often, not like before that. he's gonna blush at everything what you do with or around him.
⋆˙.’ his habits will leap into your life, not as much like being in a relationship with him but it will be very noticeable.
⋆˙.’ since he doesn't recognise love, he doesn't have any ulterior motive with girl friendships.
⋆˙.’ he wants to keep you away from battles if possible but he knows it's impossible even if you're not an agent so he will teach you the basics and how to defend yourself.
⋆˙.’ mateo would show his worry for you if you get injured in a battle. he doesn't think that's a weakness and it's important to show your feelings. would always take care of your scars and help you out if needed.
⋆˙.’ if you're his significant other he would be more affectionate towards you. too much pda isn't his thing but he wouldn't be afraid to show off his girl in front of others.
⋆˙.’ like i said his love language is physical touch so he often makes sure to be close to you. it would calm him down. even if you're in the same room as him, it's more than enough for mateo.
⋆˙.’ scratches. on his back or behind his ear and he will melt like butter.
⋆˙.’ he's the golden retriever type of boyfriend.
⋆˙.’ so this man makes sure that one of his limbs or something has contact with your body in his sleep. often interlocks your fingers with his. it's like a habit he can't sleep without.
⋆˙.’ ofcourse the best is when your whole body is against his.
⋆˙.’ at the beginning of the relationship, when cuddling and spooning, you often felt the mini him poking you. he didn't knew about this until you flinched away every time and he got flustered. at that time he apologized every day because of that to which you just giggled and shook your head and he became even more red.
⋆˙.’ he's not the jealous type or he just doesn't show it that much while he's going insane in his head. this or that, no in-between.
⋆˙.’ if he's in the easy going mood he wouldn't be vocal about it in front of you but he's gonna act cold. a little reassuring and a few kisses here and there and he's as sweet as before.
⋆˙.’ on the contrary there are times when even his patience runs out. and when that happens. well. if we wanna describe it, then i would say he's still not in the menace area but he would rather fuck out his anger on you. he's not angry with you but the other guy who was hitting on you or smth, -or himself if he had a bad day and this would trigger this anger out-
⋆˙.’ couple arguments. yeah. you can't argue with him. he won't yell back most of the times so you get even more frustrated and he knows that. he's not going to raise his voice cuz he knows it's not the best feeling being yelled at. if he wants to annoy you it's enough for him to just be silent.
⋆˙.’ but when he's not in mood for that mateo's gonna sit you down on the couch or somewhere and talk it out in a calm manner. he thinks that's the best solution and not throwing around slurs he will regret later.
⋆˙.’ not a horny animal. -most of the times- so don't expect too much from him in bed. the pace and strenght depends on mood and ofcourse on you, he wouldn't do something unless both of you want it.
⋆˙.’ praises. damn he loves praises so much. he's a sucker for those. don't be afraid to give voice to it how much you love him. how good he is. he will love that and yeah at first he got embarrassed, but as time went on he learned to get used to it and now he even encourages you to let it out those sweet sounds.
⋆˙.’ will praise you too but a lil shy about his moans so usually he tries to be silent.
⋆˙.’ totally a whimper guy. believe me.
⋆˙.’ will be grabbing you around or mostly your waist to steady himself while moving.
⋆˙.’ wasn't into quickies but time is money and he can't say no to his body's desires so he had to get satisfied with those.
⋆˙.’ loves giving orals. receiving is okay too but he prefers the first. loves to please you and if he could he would stay between those soft thighs of yours all night and day long.
⋆˙.’ fav pose is prob missionary. loves seeing your face in pleasure and if he gets too embarrassed he can hide his face in the crook of your neck.
⋆˙.’ if you have the time for that, be sure that he's gonna tease the words out of you. he wants to hear exactly what you want him to do with you.
⋆˙.’ mateo can be very freaky sometimes and do questionable things even in public. like keeping his fingertips on your inner thighs under the table and we can't forget the classic dirty talk which also wasn't something that he would do at the start but he got the girlfriend effect.
𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ 𓈈 ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶜᵒᵖʸ, ᵐᵒᵈⁱᶠʸ ᵒʳ ᵘᵖˡᵒᵃᵈ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵃˢ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ!
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a/n: more headcannons! yoru might be mean sometimes, but he has a softer side, or at least i think so and i will tell you why in the next hcs. also yoru will be ryo. will be nsfw hcs [TW] but mostly fluff about your relationship with him and if or if not you're his significant other.
⋆˙.’ if you’re friends with him, yes, he wouldn’t treat you any different from his other friends. in fact, the he’s the exact opposite from a ‘good’ friend. you even considered to cut ties with him.
⋆˙.’ he’s mean. he’s a jerk. ryo would always try to start fights with you and will tease you about almost everything. won’t stop unless he sees that you’re deeply hurt by his mocking and when that happens he just mumbles a quick ‘sorry’ and will ignore you for a few hours or days.
⋆˙.’ but not bc he’s THAT much of a jerk. he just never dealt and will deal with that much human emotion. he think’s it’s better to leave things calm down, rather than bringing it up by talking it out.
⋆˙.’ he’s like some online boyfriend. if he’s not in the mood for talking, he won’t. he simply walks past you, a quick glance and that’s it. but if you’re looking for his company, most of the times he won’t ignore you.
⋆˙.’ won’t initiate conversations at first, unless he needs something.
⋆˙.’ you have a crush on him? well, sorry but he couldn’t care less. ryo will notice in an istant the changes in girls’ behavior and your secret won’t be unknown anymore.
⋆˙.’ he will reject you coldly or it would take a damned long time for him to love you back.
⋆˙.’ when he has a crush on you, he. be. tsundere. like don’t expect him to tell you about his feelings. even more mean than before and you think that he actually hates you or something. but he’s not dumb. he will try tricks to be close to you and try very hard to impress you. sometimes too hard and accidentally harms himself. but keep in mind. never you. he would never hurt you on purpose. -only by mistake-
⋆˙.’ won’t confess. no amount of teasing from his friends will make him act. unless he’s drunk. if he drinks enough he will simply blurt it out. something like: “i like you. i won’t say it again so you better remember it tomorrow.” but we all know that he will say it again to you in the morning.
⋆˙.’ if you’re his significant other ryo will let you know how much he loves you. pda isn’t something he’s afraid from and sometimes he can go too far, when that happens you have to tell him to behave himself. ofcourse you don’t mind little kisses and stuff but grabbing ass publicly is a little too much.
⋆˙.’ but on the other hand he doesn’t like to post on social media about your relationship. don’t expect activity from him; and even when you decide to share something, he hesitantly will say yes but only because you want it.
⋆˙.’ he doesn’t pamper. -or at least he says that- but will always give in to you. you just learned how to get what you want.
⋆˙.’ surprisingly good at cooking but won’t do it unless necessary. he thinks it’s women’s job. -tho at times you can get him to cook together-
⋆˙.’ since he’s a short king, he won’t be happy if you wear high heels even though he thinks it’s sexy. you’re not much shorter than him but his body posture is straight as hell bc he wants to appear taller.
⋆˙.’ his jealousy level is crazy most of the times. would not hesitate to warn the person who’s hitting on you. in the beginning he was more violent and would take action but you ‘practiced’ being at piece with him and explained how it would be better for both of you if he wouldn’t just straight up beat the shit out of the other person who got close to you.
⋆˙.’ so when his possessiveness hits, you shot a quick glance at ryo and he calms down like a dog and backs away. ofc he’s going to be a little upset but won’t show it. he would rather die than seem weak in front of you. (another red flag ahem)
⋆˙.’ but you see through him like you see through a sieve. in those times it’s best to comfort him. he doesn’t know that you realized so he just simply enjoys your kindness. he was all grumpy at first -or tried to seem grumpy-, now he just goes up to you with lowered head, flushed cheeks and slightly opened arms.
⋆˙.’ i love this man’s aggression. he only has a soft spot for you and you know it.
⋆˙.’ make out session are rough. almost as if he wants to make a competition from it. don’t get me wrong. it can be passionate but there’s always a way he makes it more harsh. expect a lot of touching while kissing.
⋆˙.’ expect a lot of you touching overall.
⋆˙.’ this man will not let you hear his moans. he’ll do anything and everything he could to seem more masculine in front of you. no amount of encouragement could change his mind.
⋆˙.’ so even when he lets slip out noises, it’s mostly groans. (for comparison when he teleports in game. ik it’s weird but i can only imagine him doing that sound)
⋆˙.’ he likes to put his whole weight on you, sticking together from sweat; doesn’t mean to hurt you or make you uncomfortable and that’s why he always asks for permission. it’s a habit of him that he couldn’t control from the start. it’s just goes without thinking. ryo wants to feel you as close as possible.
⋆˙.’ yes. ryo is a walking red flag most of the times, but he’s not crazy. and by that i mean that he probably doesn’t has any weird kinks. satisfied with vanilla, unless you want to try out something new. he’s always down for that.
⋆˙.’ only breeding kink but i guess it’s still okay—
⋆˙.’ and probably a masochist too some days.
⋆˙.’ he’s obsessed with your boobs. he loves all of you, but your chest takes a special place in his heart; -and mind- so when you just want to tease him, it is enough to walk in front of him a few times without a bra and you get what you want.
⋆˙.’ arguing with him can be kind of painful. he will just wait for you to shut up. won’t yell back unless you finished your rant. when that happens, he will simply just say back the most hurtful things he can think of, with the calmest tone that could be heard from him.
⋆˙.’ ryo’s goal is to crush all your dignity into pieces and he can reach it quite easily. you feel stupid to the core.
⋆˙.’ he WON’T sit you down with you to talk it out. after arguments you will be all pouty at him. ryo will either be the same, or wouldn’t care at all and act like nothing happened. if the second, it will fume your hatred even more.
⋆˙.’ sometimes to the point you’re not even mad, just straight up sad.
⋆˙.’ he notices it and that’s when he brings it up again. but this time he tries to not to put his own feelings first.
⋆˙.’ he tries. really tries but fails so in the end you’re feeling even worse.
⋆˙.’ at one point tears started welling from your eyes. that was when he finally just embraced you with a tight hug, placing his chin on top of your head, not daring to look into your eyes; just his arms folded around you and a simple apology.
𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ 𓈈 ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶜᵒᵖʸ, ᵐᵒᵈⁱᶠʸ ᵒʳ ᵘᵖˡᵒᵃᵈ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳᵏ ᵃˢ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ!