Valorant Lore - Tumblr Posts
some screencaps of a few of the moments in the new lore that make me feel oddly happy
the toothbrush 😭
Assigning Valorant agents and pjo characters Will Wood songs and albuns bc these are the only three things on my mind
(very niche I know)
Ordered in alphabetic order of character (agent names)
Alex (pjo/ mcga)
I/ Me/ Myself
Jk that song belongs to apollo
Memento Mori
The new normal
Annabeth (pjo/hoo/ mcga)
Marsha, thankk you for the dialects but now I need you to leave/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole whatever comes next
The normal album
Astra (Valorant)
Dr. Sunshine is dead
When somebody needs you
Camp here and there?
Bianca (pjo)
Euthanasia
Tomcat disposable
It's kind of a lot
Do I have to say the album is In Case I make it?
Blitztone (pjo/ mcga)
Where do you get off?
Red moon
Breach (Valorant)
Thermodynamics lawyer
Sex, drugs, rock'n roll
Half-decade hangover
Self-ish
Brimstone (Valorant)
Venetian blind man
Jimmy's mushroom's last drink
Idk what album, he doesn't fit Will at all
Chamber (Valorant)
Your body, my temple
Laplace's angel
Hand me my shovel
Marsha/Karen
Self-ish
Clarisse (pjo/ hoo)
And if I did it, you deserved it...
Hand me my sovel
Becoming last names
Self-ish
Clove (Valorant)
I/ me/ myself (2018 live studio demo)
Half-decade hangover?
Love, me normally
The normal album for the vibes
Tomcat disposables
The rhumba of death
Cypher (Valorant)
Becoming last names
Euthanasia
When somebody needs you
Falling up
Against the kitchen floor
In case I make it
Deadlock (Valorant)
Half-decade hangover
2012?
When somebody needs you
Mr. Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity
Everything is a lot (song)
Everything is a lot (album)
Drew (pjo/ hoo)
The main character
And if I did it, you deserved it...
Becoming last names
White noise
Marsha, thankk you for the dialects/ Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole
Aphrodite, your electric sexiness
Self-ish
Fade (Valorant)
Ecsta est fabula, Aplaudite!
Cottard's solution
2012
Laplace's angel
And the ringmaster is pleased to introduce...
Frank (pjo/ hoo/ toa)
White noise
Falling up
Lysergide daydream
Willard!
Will's songs don't fit him well😔
Gekko (Valorant)
He also doesn't fit Will's songs😔😔😔
Genuinely don't know
Grover (pjo/ toa)
Marsha thankk you for the dialects/ Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole
Suburbia overture?
WHY DOES NO ONE FIT WILL'S SONGS WELL😭
Harbor (Valorant)
He's the exact opposite of Will, I can't do this anymore
Alma mater (bc it's dramatic like him)
Hazel (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)
Ecta est fabula, Aplaudite!
Laplace's angel
Memento mori
In case I die (she did)
Iso (Valorant)
Idk shit Abt iso sorry
Jason (Pjo/ hoo/ toa)
Memento Mori
Cus he's ded obviously
When somebody needs you
Under a monochromatic skye
Capgras encounters a secondhand vanity
Camp here and there
Jett (Valorant)
Your body, my temple
2econd 2ight 2eer
You liked this (okay, Computer!)
The main character
Killjoy (Valorant)
Marsha thankk you for the dialects
Suburbia overture
And if I did it, you deserved it...
Prince ali
The moral implications of deterministic universe feat. The Onceler
I lied about the apple thing
The new normal
Leo (pjo/ hoo/ toa)
Cicada days
Laplace's angel
Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole
White noise
Euthanasia
Everything is a lot (album)
Lester (pjo/ toa)
I/ me/ myself
Against the kitchen floor
Self-
Bleüctipie
Luke (pjo)
Suburbia overture
Red moon
Lysergide daydream
Everything is a lot (album)
Magnus (pjo/ mcga)
Tomcat disposables
Euthanasia
Dr. sunshine is dead
He'll use me for his needle show
In case I make it
Neon (Valorant)
Jimmy's mushroom's last drink
Idk
Nico (pjo/ hoo/ toa/ tsats)
Laplace's angel
Memento Mori
Jimmy's mushroom's last drink
Um, it's kind of a lot
(Cover this song!)
Dr. Sunshine lives!
Ferryman
Self-ish
Omen (Valorant)
When somebody needs you
Marsha thankk you for the dialects
Cottard's solution
Front street
Euthanasia
In case I make it
Phoenix (Valorant)
The main character
Chemical overreaction
Alma mater
Percy (pjo/ hoo/ toa)
When somebody needs you
Against the kitchen floor
Euthanasia
Tomcat disposables
Becoming last names
In case I die
Piper (pjo/ hoo)
Suburbia overture
Chemical overreaction
The song with five names
Self-ish maybe?
Raze (Valorant)
(Cover this song!)
Suburbia overture
Nüburbåtizé!
6up 5oh cop-out
Reyna (pjo/ hoo/ toa)
Suburbia overture?
Jimmy's mushroom's last drink
Marsha, thankk you for the dialects
Becoming last names
Venetian blind man
Reyna (Valorant)
Karen, thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole
Bleüctipie
Sex, drugs, rock'n' roll
Mr capgras encounters a secondhand vanity
Against the kitchen floor
Vampire reference in a minor key
Self-ish
Sage (Valorant)
Falling up
Willard!
Yes, to err is human, so don't be one
White noise
Euthanasia
In case I make it
Sam (pjo/ mcga)
Memento Mori
Suburbia overture
You liked this (okay, computer!)
Skeleton appreciation day
Everything is a lot
Skye (Valorant)
Suburbia overture
Cover this song
Dr. Sunshine is dead
He'll use me for his needle show
The normal album
Sova (Valorant)
Destroy to enjoy
Cottard's solution
Dr. Sunshine is dead
Sing the Singer/songwriter song
Self-ish
Thalia (pjo/ hoo/ toa)
-Ish
Cover this song
Lysergide daydream
Willard!
2012
When somebody needs you
Everything is a lot (album)
Viper (Valorant)
Yes, to err is human, so don't be one
Chemical overreaction (bc she's a chemist yk)
He'll use me for his needle show
White noise
Jimmy's mushroom's last drink
Destroy to enjoy
Everything is a lot (album)
Vyse (Valorant)
Destroy to enjoy
White noise
Willard!
Nüburbåtizé
You liked this (okay, computer!)
Well, better than the alternative
Self-ish
In case I make it
Will (pjo/ toa/ tsats)
He'll use me for his needle show
White noise
Willard! (Bc his name is Will)
Skeleton appreciation day
Red moon
Chemical overreaction
Everything is a lot (album)
Yoru (Valorant)
Karen thanksdfghkjkl for the casserole
Suburbia overture
Aikido
Thermodynamic lawyer
Everything is a lot (album)
Nanobomb headcanons bc I love da gaes
(idk how to use this app someone help)
Raze had a traumatic first relationship, Killjoy had a chill one and is still friends with her first (and only) ex
Tayane sometimes gets overwhelmed by her feeling and starts making a bunch of weird noises, Klara finds it cute
Every time Killjoy overworks, Raze makes her take the other day to rest
Didn't get along at first and Reyna and Breach weren't any help to make Raze like Killjoy, it took a whole year for Jett and Phoenix to get the three of them to stop being so open about hating her and three months more for Raze to become friends with Killjoy
Klara was extremely anxious of liking Raze because she didn't know how to tell her and couldn't handle the likely possibility of being rejected
Raze made the first move after Cypher told her about how Killjoy felt about her
From the time I started writing this post to now I, god knows why, started hating the ship, but I'll simply disconsider this part
Differently from what everyone in the VP thinks, Raze takes more care of Killjoy both during missions and on the everyday than Killjoy takes care of Raze
Killjoy can't cook for her life, Raze is decent at cooking
"Have you slept well?"
"Sleep?! What time is it?"
Raze is a morning person, some might doubt if Killjoy even is a person
Istg, Jett should get along with Raze better than KJ does, I'm this 🤏 far from starting to ship Raze with Jett or no one at all
Sorry for that
Raze's love languages are physical touch and gifts, Killjoy's are time of quality and words of affirmation
THEY WOULD ABSOLUTELY MAIN EACH OTHER IF THEY PLAYED VAL NO ONE CONVINCES ME OF OTHERWISE
Share Kj's streaming accounts and in every one of them Raze puts her name as "Klara's wife"
Matching Caitvi profiles
Raze is Vi, obviously, and Killjoy is Cait
Raze dreams to be a mother, Killjoy hates kids and is terrified of the responsibility it takes to have one
Raze's family is very supportive yet they don't really like Killjoy, but that's on kingdom
Killjoy curses nonstop when gaming, Raze is the sweetest little thing and hypes everyone up
Fadeskyelock bc they aashsbsksnjsjsaaag
Can we please come up with a cute name for them🙏
Skye is deeply concerned for both the other's wellbeing, they, on the other hand, don't give a shit
Fade and Deadlock are tall (1,78 and 1,83), and Skye is short/average (1,65)
Fade LOVES strong women, as we can see
"Why do they not like me?" (Concerned)
"You're just getting used to the VP, they do like you" (caring)
"'Cause you're a weirdo"
Harbor is their fourth wheel
He loves it
"I always knew Skye was into them ladies"- Harbor at some point
Canon cat person
Canon dog person
Canon animal hater
Fade and Deadlock treat each other poorly but that's just their way of being
Sage has told them two to break up lots of times because of that
"I got shot, can you heal me?"
"YOU WERE NOT EVEN ON SITE"
Fade and Skye, due to both of them being initiators, don't usually get sent on the same mission, but when they do, Fade drives Skye crazy
Iselin is the only of them who's actually serious about the missions
"I got a scratch, it hurts, can you heal me?"
"Why do you have a hole in your stomach?"
Skye and Fade made the first move with Deadlock, if it depended on her they would still not know each other's names
Fade bullies Yoru
And Iso
"I wonder why so many people dislike me" (not actually bothered)
"Maybe it's the blackmailing" (genuine)
"I bet it's the ugliness" (despite being an absolute simp)
Iselin has a degree in biology, Kirra has worked on the farm since she was a child and Hazal never got superior education nor professional preparation, just very good manipulation tactics
They all dislike children but Skye tolerates them and Deadlock hates them
Iselin constantly has nightmares from the radivore polar bear and whenever it's too bad, Kirra spends the night awake with her to help her feel safe.
Deadlock and Skye usually go on morning walks with Sova, they constantly find Fade sleeping on the kitchen when getting breakfast before going out
Younger sister of one brother
Middle sister of two older brothers and one younger brother
Older sister of one sister
Skye is the only one who keeps in touch with her family
Hazal and Kirra absolutely hate the cold weather while Iselin loves it
Hiii, do you have any Reyna x sage headcanons? I love everything you have so far!!!
YESSSSJDBWJDN
Reyge headcanons
(ft. My friend who really likes them and is very gay for Reyna)
Reyna learned to speak Mandarin just so she could flirt with Sage without Brimstone noticing during meetings
Both are very caring for the younger agents, Sage is more as a grandmother, Reyna is like an older sister
Reyna says that since they can't have kids (because of the VP and Sage doesn't like children), Neon should be their child. Sage is completely against and Tala has mixed feelings about it
"We should adopt Tala"
"She has parents already"
"But I like you two too"
They were both in denial for a really long time
Sova would tease Sage about Reyna
Reyna was Sage's first experience so before that she simply assumed she was straight
Asexual
For some time, Sage thought Reyna was dating Breach
Reyna wasn't dating Breach
Reyna is a lesbian
Reyna is very clearly gay
Sage is asian tho, so she didn't get the signs? Idk, my geography teacher says asians don't get this kind of stuff and, as an asian, I have had lots of experiences in his classes that prove his point
All duelists know everything about Reyna and Sage because Reyna tells them everything. For three months not a single sentinel knew Sage was dating
Skye, Sova and Breach were their cupids. Breach was a very unhelpful one though
Sage is extremely protective about Killjoy when it comes to Reyna
Reyna is defensive for Raze when Sage picks on her during missions
Reyna calls Sage by her first name when she's flirting and Sage absolutely hates it
Reyna's love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch, Sage's are time of quality and acts of service
After Sage learned about Lucia she started studying further into her healing powers so she could help her
Hates missions in Haven and Bind, hates missions in Icebox and Split
Reyna hates when she's sent in missions in places where Kingdom has put their hands on so Sage tries to go on them too so she can have at least some control over what Reyna might do
Reyna sides with Gekko while Sage sides with Deadlock and that has gotten them into very heated discussions (while not even Gekko and Deadlock would argue)
I just remembered I have a nanobomb playlist on Spotify, it's mostly Brazilian songs but there are some in English and I'm still translating some in German to add to it🧡💛
I'm also searching for songs to make a skyelock playlist but I'm too lazy to look for Norwegian and Australian songs, nanobomb was easy bc I already speak Portuguese and know Brazilian songs, for obvious reasons😔
Firestrom Headcanons
I love them so much
Both joined before the Venice accident, obviously. They only met after Phoenix had met the omega Jett so he didn't quite like her and Jett blamed him for her reputation being ruined. The issue was solved a week later because both of them liked DC.
Is Jett's name Joon-Hee or Sunwoo?😔
I'm gonna use Sunwoo bc it's easier to type💞💞💞
Sunwoo has a skincare routine that she follows religiously and every weekend her and Jamie have a spa day. She likes taking care of him and he loves to see her happy.
After the Venice incident, Jett was having a really hard time with everything. Phoenix helped her and offered emotional support and the young friendship she needed, that's how she started liking him.
Phoenix never really figured out when he started liking Jett, after they became friends it was so natural to like her romantically.
Despite loving each other and being so important to each other, they are on their early 20s and are impulsive, they break up over the smallest things but always get together again after a week.
They started dating before Skye joined the protocol, Reyna was the only one who knew since they didn't want Sage, Brimstone or Viper to find out, the non fraternization rule was going on after all.
After Raze and Killjoy's first discussion, Tayane asked them for advice and Jett told her to break up. She didn't break up.
Bi4bi
20yo
22yo
Since they were so close friends before starting to date, they have a friend-like relationship. Looking from the outside, one could doubt if they're friends or a couple.
The transition from their friendship to their relationship was very smooth so when they started dating, things didn't really change much since it was all already natural to them.
Middle brother of two sisters
Younger sister of a brother
Sunwoo isn't really close to her brother but she still texts him every once in a while to check if he's well. If he says he is she wishes him death.
Jamie is very close to his sisters and he calls them every week to check on them. They're also kinda close to Sunwoo, even though they never met in person
Jett's parents always made it clear that they preferred their well behaved, lawyer, straight, "normal" son over their tramp, criminal, queer, weird daughter and because of that she's not close to her family
Phoenix's hair is all well cared while Jett's hair is all damaged from the bleaching, east Asian water and the lack of care she takes.
Sunwoo has dated both men and women in her teenage years while Jamie only dated her. It was not lack of crushing.
They have a time at the day that they take to be with each other with no one disturbing them. Usually at one of their bedrooms, just cuddling
Despite their very caring relationship, in public they are more spontaneous and mess around with each other
Valorant tattoo/piercing/scars canons and headcanons🐁
Astra
Canon: nose piercing, ear piercings
Breach
Canon: has a few scars on his face, probably from fights.
Headcanon: he has a tatto on his back that is a bunch of runes layered and one on his nape that says "Tayane" in grafitti letters. He got it when he was drunk.
Brimstone
Canon: he has a tatto on his right shoulder that is mostly covered by his sleeve.
Headcanon: he was part of the military and fought in a war so he definitely has scars.
Chamber
Canon: He has those golden thing on his head that aren't really tattoos but they look like it?
Headcanon: he works with thin metal and because of that he has lots of small cut scars on his hands
Clove
Headcanon: they got a stick and poke tattoo when they were a teenager, it's a small butterfly on their ankle.
Cypher
Headcanon: scars from fights.
Deadlock
Canon: she has four dots on her right cheek and a fluid looking scar that goes from her dismembered arm to the left side of her face
Headcanon: she was also militar and went on lots of dangerous missions. Has lots of cut and bite scars from radivores she captures.
Fade
Canon: snake bites piercings, septum piercing and earlobe piercings and a flat. Scar on her face and neck. Turkish henna tattoos on her hands.
Headcanon: scars from nightmare scratching and biting her on her back and arms
Gekko
Canon: earlobe piercings, a few doodlish tattoos on his arms and one on his neck that resembles Thrash. Fluid looking scars on his hands
Headcanon: a few burn scars from mosh's accid
Harbor
Canon: shoulder tattoo on both arms
Headcanon: has a tattoo on his chest that says "Memento mori et memento vivere" and a scar on his leg that goes from his waist to his knee that he got while carelessly riding his motorcycle
Iso
Headcanon: has some scars from when he was still learning how to control his powers
Jett
Headcanon: has an arm tattoo that goes from the back of her hand all the way up to her chest but she started covering it when she started working.
Killjoy
Canon: ear piercings
Neon
Canon: not really piercing but those things above her eyebrows kinda look like it. Not tattoos but has some metallic patterns on her arms
Headcanon: back tattoo that follows the metallic arm pattern
Phoenix
Canon: earlobe piercings
Raze
Canon: light spot, arm tattoo
Headcanon: her tattoo goes all the way to her back. Matching tattoo with Breach, hers says Erik in rune like letters. She was also drunk. She has a boombot tattoo on her leg and some explosion scars on her arms
Reyna
Canon: tattoo on her arm, earlobe pierced
Headcanon: back tattoo on the same style of her arms'. Waist tattoo.
Sage
Canon: earlobe pierced
Headcanon: dragon tattoo that takes all her back, it's always covered though
Skye
Canon: scratch scars on her arms, eyebrow piercing
Headcanon: has a hawk wing tattoo on her back. Very cliché, very 2010's but she likes it very much
Sova
Canon: scar on his eye
Headcanon: has also some big scars all over his body from the military and hunting
Viper
Headcanon: has a scar on her back from when omen tried to kill her
Vyse
Headcanon: not really scars since her body is metal(?) but she has some parts scratched and chipped. Used to have piercings back when she was human (if she ever was one?)
Yoru
Headcanon: one tattoo on each of his shoulders, right one is a kabuto (samurai mask), the one in the left is a human face on the old japanese art style
Clove headcanons bc non binary rep
N o n B i n a r y r e p
They don't mind being misgendered, but on the way they don't feel bad about it, it's still shitty to do and they don't like shitty people
Intersex (there's no yellow)
Does lots of hand work and gives Omen lots of small gifts
Kinda close to Vyse bc they both have similar experiences involving the scions
Pansexual (there's no yellow)
The voice line where they say they wanted to live in a house with lots of cats can be interpreted as "I hope there's a universe where I'm just growing old with a bunch of hot guys" in my native language and it haunts me
Cat person🩷
They and Omen have a father-child relationship
Became a radiant after an accident around the area where they lived
Dyslexic
They give off cabin 10 vibes
Clovekko? Gekclove? Idk, but I like them and ship them since before the Clove 's release cinematic
Not really sure of their age because after the accident that turned them into a radiant their memory isn't well and they don't remember how old they were
I don't really know how to use they/them pronouns despite also being non binary, sorry
Late 10's or early 20's, 22 at best
Will Wood fan bc I said so
Gets along with Nightmare
Once I saw a Jett x Clove yuri comic and that thing haunts me in my nightmares, nonetheless, very close to Jett
Yaps about random stuff with Raze, both are bad listeners but both like to talk so it works
Has a rock collection that is just a bunch of cool looking rocks
Their username in every social media is "rock eating scottish non binary"
Can play the Kazoo
Plays Minecraft and makes absolutely horrendous houses, usually just a cobblestone cube with a wood floor, four beds one in each corner, a few furnaces and lots of chests. The crafting tables are kept inside of the chests
Keeps a dead beetle in their pocket as a luck charm
Have lived in lots of different European countries when they were running from the scions, from Portugal to Norway. Their favorite place, after Scotland, was Spain.
Speaks a little of a mix of Italian, Portuguese, French, Romanian and Spanish
Legal name is still their dead name and their social name is Clove
Reads one book every three months but is a book lover
Can only cook those TikTok recipies
They sleep like a cat
Plays rpg on those discord servers
Would absolutely main Neon, Breach and Harbor if they played valo
Vyse headcanons so my friend writes a fanfic for me🖤🩶🤍💜
Introverted
Close to Viper but none of them is really good at showing affection, it looks like just mutual respect but it's actually frienship
Bi(?) demiromantic, asexual
OMG SHE'S GOT THE COLORS OF THE ACE FLAG
Very close friends with Omen too
Can paint very beautiful pieces, likes the impressionist and the romantic styles
Similar to Omen, she also has very calm hobbies and has a garden where she has a huge diversity of plants
Sinocanadian (Chinese family but is from Canada)
Can't really speak Cantonese but understands pretty well
Worked at Kingdom as an engineer for a short time before switching to physics
Met Killjoy once when making a project for radianite receptors, Killjoy was a teenager at the time and Vyse was very impressed
Wasn't a radiant for most part of her life but the experiments the scions did on her turned her into one
Quick learner
Her parents were scientists so she grew up with an affinity for the sciences
Gets along pretty well with Deadlock and Cypher
Plays jazz
Love languages are words of affirmation and acts of service
Likes children but wouldn't have one of her own
Tries to get close with the younger agents
Writes a journal and it's very pretty and has a lot of flowers
Every time a flower starts to bloom in her garden, she dries the first blossom and keeps it on her journal
Not good with people but tries to get along with them
Huge nerd
Drinks red wine
Idk why I added that
Nanobomb headcanons?
Yessssjsvjshasss. I'm writing a nanobomb fanfic to answer another ask about nanobomb so while I don't finish it,
More nanobomb headcanons
Raze likes to cuddle with Killjoy while they work, it's quite hard to work when someone is hugging you from the back but KJ doesn't mind
Raze is constantly stealing KJ's stuff but replaces them with little handmade gifts
Raze lives near her parents' house so she can see them and her brother more frequently
KJ lives a whole ocean across from her family
Raze is average (1,65) and KJ is kinda tall (1,72)
The first time Klara went to Brazil was to São Paulo to visit a Kingdom installation so when she packed up for Bahia she didn't consider the heat that is in the northeast and had to borrow Tayane's clothes for the rest of the trip (she never gave them back)
Tans
Shrimp
Raze IS shorter than Killjoy and no one convinces me of otherwise
Killjoy is an energetic addict and Raze, as a good Brazilian, loves coffee
Big spoon
Small spoon
Tayane is the kind of person to ask questions of the kind of "would you still love me if I was a worm?" and Klara answers them with the most logical and rational replies
ESTP
ISTJ
Raze cooks traditional Brazilian and Bahian(?) dishes to Killjoy so she 1- eats something that isn't industrialized and 2- knows more about her culture
Argue a lot about Kingdom but they eventually end up getting to a deal
Phoenix was the first to know about them dating
Killjoy's hobbies consist in either stressing activities or literally doing nothing
Raze's hobbies are very diverse and go from drawing to making plane models
Raze owns an old green Beetle (Fusca) that she's very emotionally attached to and Kj's dream car is a Tesla
Idk anything about cars so I'm not specifying what Tesla
Raze has a flying plane miniature model that works without an engine and she's very proud of it
Killjoy has a modified nanoswarm that is a flash but it's kept in a case bc it's made of magnesium and gunpowder and no one wants it to explode in the HQ
They spend hours just talking about motorized things
Training in automobilistic engeneering
Master's degree in computer engineering
7x1 and Kingdom's occupation in Salvador haunts their relationship
25
24
Raze's hands are always dirty of paint and whenever it's wet, she stains Killjoy's clothes to "remind her girlfriend of her"
Loud music while working
White noise while working
Killjoy actually doesn't really mind Skye, Reyna or Breach but picks on them bc they pick on her
Raze doesn't like lots of other agents but doesn't let it show
I can't find the ship dynamic meme so I'm gonna describe it:
Raze: hand holding, wild blushing
Killjoy: unholy thoughts, neutral face