Hey Could You Do Some Headcanons Plus A Little Drabble About Being Bonten!haitani Brothers Little Sister

hey could you do some headcanons plus a little drabble about being bonten!haitani brothers little sister who's in her 3rd year of high-school??

mayhe she drops by to bonten headquarters sometimes when no one is at home and itd be so funny if she was also a raging feminist and talking back to her brothers (and maybe even the other members) if they make any sketchy comments (probably abt the prostitutes in bonten)

Aw Heck yeah I'll do this!

BUT!!! Please keep in mind that I never really watched tokyo revengers, so please bear with me. Anyways I'll try my best!!!

The feminine Haitani Feminist

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Scenario: You are Rika Haitani, the youngest sister of the Haitani, already in your third and hopeflully last year of high-school. Since you know of your two elder brothers daily activities, you visit them at their meeting with Bonten to scold them for not eating with you.

To say that you were angry was an understatement.

You were fuming at the sight of the dusty and dirty apartment you asked your brothers to clean up before leaving for school, but they never listened. Now, as you were heating up the soup you cooked the day prior to eat with your brothers, you called Ran.

"Hello, my sweet sister-" "Do you have any idea how fucking angry I am right now?! I told you guys to clean our home and you and Rindou just up and left!"

"Okay Rika, let's talk about that a little later-" "No, I'm coming over. I know that you two didn't eat shit the moment I left the house."

And after hanging up on him saying something mid-sentence, you turned off the stove and put the soup in metall containers and locking them securely.

It took you a while to get there but you could already make out the many familiar faces of the girls and women working there, and you greeted them all with a smile, but in your head you frowned.

They were doing a dirty job for even dirtier men.

As you knocked on one of the doors you frequented where your brothers were often in meetings, you opened the door after a silent "come in".

And as you were holding the two containers, you saw your two brothers, your frown deepening and Ran giving you uneasy smiles. Rindou frowned right back at you before looking back and forth between you and his older brother. "Rika, what brings you here?", the middle sibling asked dumbfounded, making you look at him.

It seemed like you didn't even aknowledge the other members' existence, because Mikey was looking at the scene unfolding him with a poker face and even though he might have gotten more depressed over the years, he didn't loose his love for drama, even if it was sibling bickering. It was something he couldn't have anymore. So he always watched with slight fondness and longing instead of interfering.

Haruchiyo Sanzu, Mikey's right hand man as he always dreamt, was looking at you with bewilderment, you interrupted his "king", after all. But seeing the man next to him look at you with something like...fondness? on his face, so Sanzu didn't dare to say anything, fearing that he'd get an angry Mikey like the time he beat up and shaved some Mikey-haters' hairs for Mikey's birthday.

"First off, I told you guys to clean up the apartment before I left for school, and second, you BOTH promised me that you'd eat lunch with me, so why didn't you guys hold your promise?!"

Kakucho was also looking at you, but with slight annoyance. 'Why was this little girl here again? And she just has to be the younger sister of the Haitani brothers, of all people'... Still, he was watching his mouth around Mikey.

"We're sorry Rika, we really didn't want to make you feel forgotten, it's just that-" "You guys were so busy talking about 'Bonten stuff' that you even forget to eat? Tell me, when was the last time you two ate something today?", you unterrupted, looking at your two elder brothers expectingly.

While the two brothers were looking in front of them in shame and you sighing in dissapointment while opening the still hot containers, Takeomi Akashi opened his mouth and letting his inferiority complex speak. "Jeez, letting yourself get belittled by your little sister sure is humiliating, huh? Why don't you tell her to shut her trap so that we can keep going with the meeting, Mikey?", his voice asked, smirking at you smugly while he stroked his ugly beard.

But, you were smiling. "Shutting my trap you say? And who are you to tell me that? Huh?", you asked, your voice bittersweet and your smile too forced. Mikey had a ghost of a smile on his lips, making Sanzu flinch and look at you in amazement.

The pink haired man didn't understand what you did to bring a smile to Mikey's lips, but he sure as hell wouldn't omplain about your sudden visits anymore.

Rindou and Ran were fuming in the meantime. "What did you just say?!", Ran asked, already standing up and Rindou was about to put on some gloves when you snickered and took one container.

"I'm just sayin', she just nags you guys around and brings you food, she might as well become a prostitute like the other women here."

Annndddd, that was the last straw.

As you walked over to him with the containers while staring at him menacingly, takeomi felt slight unease. Why was he feeling so nervous? Were you about to give him something to eat? But there is no spoon-

"AARHRGHRGRH SHIT, Fuck, You FUCKING BITCH!", he screamed as you flung the soup at him, giving him second degree burns, but your glare was ice cold.

There was a long moment off silence, when ignoring the tall man's cry of pain. Sanzu and Kakucho were glad they didn't open their mouths, and Kokonoi was looking at you with wonder in his eyes. Takeomi was at least a whole foot taller and at least ten times stronger than you, and still you had the guts to pour soup on him. You were a brave woman.

Mikey giggled and Sanzu wanted to call the ambulance upon hearing his leader laugh like a child. sanzu also might have gotten scared by your actions, unconsciously touching the scars on the corners of his mouth. Ran laughed his ass off and gasped for air while Rindou stared with an open mouth.

Meanwhile, you were putting the now empty container on the table the men were seated around at, and stepped closer to the guy who was now holding his face. "You know, I don't really like it when people talk about women like that. And do you wanna hear the fucking truth? There wouldn't be no prositutes if no man asked for it. And looking at you, talking about how I could become a prostitute -like the other women here- really makes my blood boil, y'know? Also, aren't you embarrassed for telling that a high-schooler? Let alone the younger sister of your collegues?"

Takeomi had trouble identifying you through the thick liquid threatening to also burn his eyes but when he opened on eye, he was met with a scary grimace of yours with your fist right next to it and in the next moment, he was out cold.

You sighed out before looking at Mikey and bowing in apology. "I'm sorry, Sano Manjiro, for my rude behaviour. I will take my leave now." "Stay. I hadn't had that much fun since I could last remember, Haitani. Please, make yourself comfortable."

And at that, you sat yourself down on Takeomi's stool and he got dragged away by some nameless underlings. Your brothers were giving you and their boss uneasy glances, not sure whether they should do or say something too. The other three conscious men, Kakucho, Kokonoi and Sanzu, were holding respective space from you, also swearing to not step too close to the women working in this facility.

"I'm craving Taiyaki...can someone order food?", Mikey chirped, making you giggle while you took out your phone. "Sure thing! And you two will eat too!", making your elder brothers nod eagerly.

Ran and Rindou didn't know that you could knock somebody like Takeomi out with a single punch, let alone fight.

They'd have to convince whoever was responsible for hiring women for their sinful needs should have a talk with them.

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HEY HEY HEY!!! I hope that was what you were looking for... I tried to make the characters fit their personalities as well but also not too long, because then it'd would have to be a longer story, and yeah. I also wanted Mikey to have a laugh in a while, poor baby. It was actually fun looking up the Bonten characters to be honest!

I hope I'll get more requests like these!

Read you in the next post!!!

Hi hi this is my first time requesting so here goes nothing,

If you could, may you do some of the haikyuu boys and/or girls getting mad at someone bulling y/n because they're chubby and stutters a lot,

🍊-anon

by the way you're awesome and here's a hug ⊂((・▽・))⊃

🍊! I didn’t add the stuttering part since I didn’t like how it came out when I tried to incorporate both, so I chose the former since I myself am on the squishier side of things- (I also chose different experiences of having a body like that so it could relate to a variety of people!)

also, no, you're awesome- asdfghjkl ⊂((・▽・))⊃

  - another little side note, I used "bottoms" so you could decide if you wanted to wear the skirt or the trousers :)

Bokuto Kotaro

I will just start out by saying that this man right here LOVES an s/o with a bit more squish, like I just have a strong feeling on this

okay okay but on to the scenario :

Let's say you're the official but unofficial third manager for the Fukurodani boys volleyball team. The second and third years know you very well by now since you've been at all their games, practice matches, and practices ever since you started a friendship- and then relationship- with Bokuto

But the new first years obviously have no idea who you are; you'd gotten to the gym early so you could meet with Akaashi before practice, which meant there was no one to introduce you to the new guys

"Hey boys, do you know if Akaashi-kun is here yet?"

Some didn't look up at all, a few raised their eyebrows, and only one answered you with a normal expression, "Oh, no! I don't think anyone has gotten here yet except for you, miss!"

You smiled, "Thank you!" turning to walk away, you were stopped by a hand tugging on your bottoms. Startled, you smacked the hand away and spun back around, "T-The hell?!"

"Your bottoms aren't proper for someone of your...body type."

Your inhaled sharply, "They’re perfectly fine-” You were interrupted by a laugh, and someone grabbing at your tie.

"You don't look like someone who belongs in a gym, why're you even here? To ogle at all our senpai?"

You didn't get to answer that as someone brought their hand down and gripped the boy's wrist tightly. Looking up, you grinned at the sight of your boyfriend, "Ko!"

"Hey baby owl." His tone wasn't as happy as it normally was, his eyes were dark, and they were trained on the boy with his hand still around your tie. “You got a problem with my little owl, first year?”

“N-n-no s-sir!” 

Akaashi was there to yank your tie out of the first year’s grip, “This is L/n Y/n, the third manager of our team- and Bokuto-san’s partner.” 

Bokuto released the boy’s wrist, “If you ever even breath incorrectly in their direction, I’ll kick you off the team in a heartbeat and make sure no surrounding schools will accept you on theirs either.”

You were now properly astonished as you watched the first years scramble away. Did someone hard wire your boyfriend wrong this morning?

“BABY OWWLLLL! I’M SORRY I DIDN’T GET HERE SOONER, BUT I SAW THIS CUTE KEYCHAIN AND I WANTED TO GET IT FOR YOUUU!” 

You looked down to where Bokuto’s arms were circling your thighs with drooped down hair and a pout. Nope, still the same sweet boyfriend.

Miya Osamu

I also get vibes that he loves squishier people, like especially if they got some more weight from all the food he’d been feeding them. Like : “yes, that’s my s/o, and yes I feed them good.” Proud to show you off extraordinaire

Alright so let’s say you’re sitting in the cafeteria with ‘Samu, ‘Tsumu, Kita, Aran, and Suna. All of you were just chatting and having a nice lunch, with you trying out a new bento that Samu had wanted to try out

To no one’s surprise, the twins had many fangirls that would make their way into the cafeteria just to catch a glance at them. Also to no one’s surprise, they didn’t exactly enjoy your presence.

“This is really good, ‘Samu!” You giggled at the shine in his eyes as you said that before picking up another piece, “I see you staring holes into the food, ‘Tsumu, you want a bite?”

The blonde twin perked up, leaning over to bite it off the chopsticks before ‘Samu’s hand was shoved in his face, “You don’t deserve to eat the food I made!” 

Everyone watched in exasperation and amusement at their bickering before a different voice caught everyone’s attention.

“Neither does this pig, don’t you think you should be cutting back on all the food you’re eating?” 

You blinked, surprised she had the balls to say that in front of all your friends- and Osamu himself. A small grin crossed your features; you loved when ‘Samu said his usual retort. 

Grey eyes locked onto the girl coldly, feeling disgusted with how short she’d pulled her skirt up, “Why would they need to watch what they’re eating? They like my food, and the more they eat, produces more of them for me to love.” He palmed at your stomach gently.

That was always his response, and it always set loose butterflies in the same stomach he absolutely adored. Usually it would be over after that, but she’d picked a very protective audience.

“That’s my future sibling-in-law you’re talking about, pig.” Atsumu’s voice was colder than Osamu’s glare. 

Suna had turned his phone, still recording, to face her and angled it down to where her skirt bunched at her waist, “Could you be anymore pathetic? Look at all that fabric you pulled up before waltzing over here like new born bambi.”

Kita smiled at your snort of amusement, happy that her comment didn’t seem to bother you. “Say anything of the sort to our manager again, and I’ll report you to the Principle for bullying, body shaming, and running around with your bare ass hanging out.”

Everyone’s head snapped over to the Captain, surprised by his words before bursting out in laughter. The girl had yanked her skirt down and scurried off, embarrassed, while the whole cafeteria started to laugh as well.

Your friends- and boyfriend- were amazing.

Tsukishima Kei

This man. This salty salty man. He would not give any fucks about your weight- he wants you to sit/lay/jump on him and he wants you to do it now. In private, there is rarely a second where some part of you isn’t laying on him; he loves the warmth, he loves the comfort of your weight against him- he just won’t function if you don’t let him love your body

This time we’re gonna go with you, Tadashi, Akiteru, and Kei were out at a cozy little dinner- Akiteru’s traditional treat while he was home from college. The staff there loved the four of you; you always came together, always when the elder was back from college. 

The owner’s granddaughter had just started there recently for fall break and was unaware that the four of you were regulars- she was sent to wait your table while the two brothers were browsing the deserts section

“Hi, how may I help you two? Are you on a date? That’s so cute!”

Tadashi blinked, before waving his hand politely, “Oh, no no, Y/n and I are just friends! She’s dating the light blonde one over there! We’re here with his brother while he’s home from college!”

You smiled at his lack of nervousness, nodding along before looking back at the girl, “We’d like to wait for those two dorks before ordering, if that’s alright.” Surprisingly, you found yourself shifting nervously at her stare.

“Wait- you’re dating the skinny blonde one? Seriously?” Her eyebrows were raised and her eyes danced with amusement. “This is a joke, right?”

Now Yama got nervous as his eyes went back and forth between you and the waitress, “U-um, n-no, they’re r-really dating...” What was he supposed to say- this has never happened before! Least of all here!

“But he’s so...skinny. You look like you’d crush him, if we’re all being honest.” 

Your hands gripped at your sweater before feeling someone slide in the booth next to you : It was Kei, with Akiteru standing beside him. 

“Didn’t your mother ever teach you any manners? Or does she just not love you?” Kei’s voice was flat while he looked at her expectingly. While he waited for her answer, his hands found your thighs and pulled them over his lap so most of your lower body was on top of him. “Oh, my apologies, she probably left when you were little.”

Tadashi started to snicker, “Don’t call her out like that, Tsukki, it’s probably still a sore spot since her dad probably didn’t want her either.”

A grin danced on your face before you cleared your throat and looked at Teru innocently, “Hey, Aki, mind asking Miss Obanai if we can have a new waitress?”

Kei watched his brother nod and walk up to the counter so he looked back at the girl, “Well? Mommy’s calling, better go answer before you miss it.” He glanced down at your love-stricken face and fought down his blush, “Next time, punch her.” 

“Tsukki, you can’t tell her to do that to people!”

“I dunno, Yama, maybe I will~”

YOU RANDOMLY CRAWL INTO THEIR LAP — JUJUTSU KAISEN

feat : gojo satoru, geto suguru, itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi + nanami kento.

♱ warnings — fluff!!! sobs this is just so sweet >~<

♱ note — yes yes more fluff after wat feels like forever i am dying here guys!!!

・✶ ｡ﾟGOJO SATORU

satoru had been away for a mission for a few days and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t miss him, so you decided you needed a little more attention after you’d sent him for a shower with a few kisses inbetween, walking into the living room after to find him clean and manspread on the couch with an expectant smirk curling at the corners of his lips. but the hum that sounds from his throat when you slide your way onto his lap is the smooth kind of content, his arms immediately hooking around your waist to press your chest against his as he presses a few wet kisses along your jawline with a drawl.

“oh? did you miss me, sweet thing?” satoru grins, low but teasing as he lets his slender fingers trace up the length of your spine, the featherlight touches making you melt against him, before he’s tilting your chin up towards his with his free hand as you roll your eyes playfully with a nod. “yeah? didn’t keep you waitin’ too long f’ me?” he asks again but you know he doesn’t expect an answer when he begins to press his lips against your cheeks — quick, chaste kisses that have you yearning for more as he deliberately avoids your lips, even going as far as to graze over them with his own until you’re grumbling out his name.

but satoru only laughs, mumbling about how adorable you are before he’s finally kissing you softly, and when he breathes out a sigh against your lips you know it’s less because he’s tired and more because there’s a drop in his guard when he’s home.

・✶ ｡ﾟGETO SUGURU

suguru was watching a movie as he lay across the couch, even though his attention had drifted to scroll through his phone as he waited on you to come out of the shower. his eyes are a little darker, heavier with sleep when his attention immediately turns to you when you finally walk through the door way, but they still brighten slightly at the sight — his bicep flexed from where it’s supporting his head behind him as he sends you a lazier sort of grin.

“hey, pretty baby.” suguru drawls, scratchy and low and the familiar sound feels like it warms you from the inside out before you’re crawling your way onto his body. you feel the warmth of suguru’s chest immediately when you press yourself against the broad muscle, his hand dropping his phone by his side in favour of hooking it around your waist to pull you close enough for him to smear a kiss along your temple. but you feel a smile threaten to break from your lips when you look up to realise his eyes are already on you, feeling him squeeze affectionately at your sides before he’s shuffling slightly.

“what’re you watching, suguru?” you laugh, turning your attention to the trash tv he’d put on while you were away, “nah, doesn’t matter. got something better now, sweetheart.”

・✶ ｡ﾟITADORI YUUJI

you’d basically had to pry yuuji off of you as you went to get ready for bed, leaving him on the couch with a cute pout as he gave you puppy dog eyes until you were out of view. but you watch your boyfriend immediately perk up again when you walk through the door, night routine done and finally about to give him the attention he’d been missing during the few moments you’ve been gone. but yuuji’s arms wrap around you immediately when you push yourself into his lap, large palms grabbing at your hips to help you get comfortable as he smiles brightly — a soft “yayyy” spoken in the space between you.

“i missed you today, baby.” your blushy haired boyfriend hums when he finally has you on his lap, pulling you close enough for him to nuzzle into the crook of your neck as his cheek smooshes against your shoulder, feeling him wrap his biceps around you tightly as if you’ll disappear if he let go. “i missed you too, yuu.” you hum and your answer seems to make yuuji almost glow with how he brightens after, pulling away to smear a few too many ticklish kisses along your jaw and cheeks before he’s smiling against your lips.

“babyyyy, tell me about your day. do you have to leave early tomorrow? can we cuddle?” he smiles and you feel something burst and heat along your chest at the unfiltered sort of love you hear in his tone.

・✶ ｡ﾟFUSHIGURO MEGUMI

you weren’t too sure how megumi was going to react at first, finding him lying on your bed after a quick nap when you came in to wake him, smoothly sliding yourself onto his lap as he blinks the remnants of sleep from his eyes. it takes him a few moments to realise your positioning before his eyes are widening and he’s blinking up at you, a pretty dusting of pink sitting high on his cheeks as his lips jut out into a pout and he huffs. “w-what do you think you’re doing?” he grumbles, and you feel his fingers graze slightly along your calves as he still tries to avoid your gaze.

“i’m waking you up, ‘gumi.” you laugh, and megumi swears the sound makes him feel even warmer underneath you as he tries to hide the way his flush deepens. “y-yeah.. well im awake now.” he huffs again before his fingers are hesitantly grazing their way higher on your figure — featherlight touches along the dips of your body until they’re resting lightly on your waist to tap at the space, and you feel your heart bloom when you notice him stealing quick side glances in your direction. “you okay?” you ask, a little teasing given the effect having you so close seems to have on him, and you know he picks up on it when he grunts below you.

feeling megumi’s fingers tighten slightly at your words before he’s clearing his throat to answer. “tch, yeah. i just—i don’t wanna get up yet.”

・✶ ｡ﾟNANAMI KENTO

nanami had been working on a few things at his desk for majority of the day, mostly dealing with a few things for gojo and a few other peoples messes he had to clean up — so you’d decided to take him some coffee as an excuse to see him. there’s a natural furrow in his brows when you first enter the room but something blooms in your chest when you watch the expression soften at your presence — his head turning slowly to send you a gentle sort of smile that’s as handsome as it is tired.

“thank you, sweetheart.” nanami grunts, his voice a smooth lull when you place the cup of coffee down on his table, but you watch his eyes widen slightly when you nudge at his chair — although it only takes a few seconds for him to push it out after. it’s like he can read your mind and you’re thankful that he indulged in one of the more luxury, bigger desk chairs when you find yourself easily slinking into his lap. feeling nanami’s arm wrap around your hips a few seconds later before he resumes his work with the other hand, and you rest your head in the crook of his neck — only to feel his lips press a soft kiss against the dip of your shoulder after.

“not much longer, are you comfortable?” he asks earnestly as his lips move from where they’re resting against your skin, checking every so often to see if you’ve fallen asleep.

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— haikyuu boys with an anxious reader

warnings: none C:

note from nia: more comfort for me <3 the stuff listed is based off my personal experience & friends !

orders food for you, tells the waiter when your order is messed up, the one to talk and pay at checkout, takes your wrappers to the garbage can across the room, presses send on texts or emails when you ask, makes sure you're included in the conversation with new people (if you want to be), doesn't force you to join games/events

tanaka, matsukawa, lev, yaku, kuroo, bokuto, iwaizumi, oikawa, kindaichi, goshiki, koganegawa, atsumu

lets you play with his fingers, walks you through breathing exercises, never leaves your side at events with loads of people, makes a code word for when you don't want to talk or want to leave, has a routine ready for after a long draining day, never takes it personally when you take a while to respond

daichi, tsukishima, kenma, semi, osamu, sakusa, shirabu, hanamaki, tendo, suna

asks for and writes down any triggers, puts your big events/projects in his calendar, listens to your favorite playlist with you before them and has gifts/dates ready for after, buys you fidget toys/any sensory things that help, helps you practice for presentations with a soft reassuring smile, can tell when you feel anxious and quietly offers for both of you to leave

yamaguchi, ennoshita, sugawara, asahi, kuroo, akaashi, aran

cheers you on before and after doing something out of your comfort zone, purposely embarrasses himself if you do (falls when you fall), distracts you when you're feeling anxious, plays along when you use humour as a coping mechanism, has a special ringtone for you in case you need help at anytime (and just because he loves you), always offers to go to new events with you so you have a safe person

hinata, nishinoya, tanaka, bokuto, oikawa, atsumu, tendo, lev, yamamoto, koganegawa

reads up on anxiety/panic attacks/etc. as well as coping mechanisms on his own time, sends you anything he thinks might help, reminds you to take your medication, asks if you want someone to listen or advice before a rant, if he has already done something you need to do he will list out what to expect (the specific places you'll need to go/things you'll need to do, etc.)

kageyama, tsukishima, daichi, iwaizumi, ushijima, kunimi, kyotani, kita

holds your hand in crowded places, lets you rest your head on his chest or shoulder when taking a break, presses a kiss to your forehead and says "good job", always hugs back without asking, chooses where to sit on the bus for the both of you, makes sure you know you can end a call whenever you want to

sugawara, akaashi, iwaizumi, kyotani, aran, osamu, suna, sakusa

hiii!!!! just wanted to say i love ur blog and ur fics ive been obsessively reading over them the past few days ㅜㅜ also love da karina pic header thing LMFAO!!! but also i really love ur smau's n wanted to request a bf yuji or jealous yuji set !! ur megumi ones were so cute 😭

i hope ur summer is fun n restful n that u r happy n healthy !!!!! MWAH 🤍🤍🤍

omg thank you thank you thank you! i hope this post makes you smile!! <3 you’re the sweetest ever heres a big kiss for u anon MUAH

jealous yuji txt msgs

jjk itadori yuji x fem!reader

content: fluff, yuji is whipped, established relationship, smau, silliness, yuji is a little possessive

jealousy

protective

hi! I hope you're doing well, i always look foward to your work <3

can i request gojo and geto being protective over you

drink lots of water!

Promise — 約束

SatoSugu ⋅ fem reader

NOTE — so sweet !! thank you, i'm so happy you look forward to my works :) i hope u like what i made of this, the idea just kinda happened

WARNINGS — angst with fluff / comfort (it's not actually sad the boys are just distressed because you got hurt), implied injury / near-death experience (reader)

" THEY WHAT ?! ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MINDS ?! " Satoru yelled like you had never seen him yell before. He was seething, eyes ablaze.

" This has to be a mistake... oh, angel, don't cry, come here. " Suguru talked to you soothingly.

You had come to them and told them the news through chokes and sniffles. It stung their hearts to see you so petrified.

An especially frightening mission had been assigned to you. Usually, these two overprotective boys tagged along with you or just did it themselves to save you the burden and pain of using your straining technique. But that wasn't an option this time, for some reason.

" I have a bone to pick. " Satoru grumbled, storming off violently.

Suguru had been practically cradling you in his arms to try and soothe your nerves.

" Satoru ! Don't do something rash — ah, shit, 'gotta go after that madman or he'll kill someone. Okay, you stay with Shoko, alright ? She's in the main hall by the vending machines. Relax. Satoru and I will sort everything out. Drink some water and rest — and no cigarettes with Shoko. "

So the boys went to complain to the higher ups, and though admittedly they were shaken up by Satoru's violently aggressive attitude, they didn't budge.

" ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS ?! "

" Satoru, calm down. " Suguru said. That's when Satoru finally calmed down.

" We're the strongest, let us take on this mission instead. " Suguru tried to reason.

Satoru's voice subtly shook when he spoke, residual anger lingering in his throat. His heart was beating heavily. " Y/n's weak. " he said. A harsh truth. " Too weak to take on a special-grade like that. "

Suguru tended to butter you up and call you strong, but Satoru was brutally truthful; you were much, much weaker than the both of them. Ever since they had met you, they felt this overwhelming urge to protect you with their lives.

Then they tried to convince the higher ups that you were " too weak " to do it. But they still didn't budge. In fact they glowered at the two students.

" You think I can't do it myself ! I'm a fucking god ! I could snap that thing in half with my fingertips ! " Satoru went into a sudden self-induced power trip, but Suguru stood besides him and silently agreed. Of course he could do it himself, he was Gojo Satoru.

Storming off again, Satoru left to go find you. And Suguru followed after his steps.

" Shoko ? Where did Y/n go ? She was supposed to be with you. "

" . . . uh, she walked right past me earlier and when I asked where she was headed, she said something about Roppongi ? " Shoko had her head in her hands and a lit cigarette between her fingers.

" God fucking damn it, that idiot. " Satoru's heart panged with worry.

" Save some limbs for me to rip off. " Suguru joked.

" Let's go get her. " Suguru said.

" I swear to fuck . . . I'll fucking rip that thing to limb by limb if it even so much as grazes her skin. " Satoru seethed.

" You two are gonna get reprimanded for this, you know. "

Satoru waved his hand dismissively and left with Suguru.

You were in the midst of battle, bleeding and panting. Covering your ears, you were just about to succumb to your paralyzing fear when suddenly your two saviors sliced right into the scene. You caught a glimpse of the most feral, raw look in Satoru's eyes; pure vengeance, it was almost artful how he pulled apart the cursed spirit.

" Angel, it's okay now, We're here. " Suguru comforted you, lifting your limp body and holding it like a baby. " You did good. Don't try to move, you must be in a lot of pain. I've got you, don't worry. Oh — Satoru, that was quick. Are you trying to show off for her ? Just teasing. "

You listened to the lullaby-like voice of Suguru and let your eyes flutter shut. The last image in your vision was that of a panting, blue-eyed boy who looked so startled to see you in poor condition. He looked about ready to cry.

Their voices sounded like distant echoes to you as you drifted into a half-conscious state, leaning more on the unconscious side.

" . . . I could kill those old fucks right now. "

" Satoru, calm down. She's going to be alright. Let's just get her to Shoko. "

" I hate seeing her like this. "

" Me too. But she'll be okay. "

" Angel, still with us ? Satoru, just breathe. She's really going to be okay. Don't cry or you'll make me cry, too. "

" Sh-she's so damn stubborn. Stubborn a—nd st-stupid. Why'd you run off by yourself like that. Y-you stupid weakling . . . "

You could hear Satoru distantly crying, and he didn't stop until after Shoko tended to you. The boys kept close, soothingly stroking your arms and cheeks to keep you conscious.

Nothing can explain the relief they felt when they saw you stirring-to again.

" Hey, sleepyhead. " Suguru's tender smile was the first thing you saw.

Satoru's lips were parted, his face paler than ever. He looked so relieved and yet shocked to the bone, like he'd just gone through the worst day of his life.

" Welcome back to the land of the living. " Shoko greeted, cleaning up the blood on your cheek. " You know, you made the boys cry. Satoru even had a snotty nose like a little kid. "

" Shut up . . . "

Satoru heard how dry your throat was when you spoke, and promptly shoved his half-full water bottle in your face, hastily drying his eyes on his uniform sleeve. Like the in-sync duo they were, they worked together to help you drink; Suguru held the back of your head, and Satoru tilted the water bottle into your mouth. Of course he spilled a bit, two rivulets of water went down either side of your jawline and tickled your neck.

" . . . was just . . . trying to show you two . . . that I'm not weak . . . but I guess I am. I'm Sorry. " you choked, voice barely above a whisper.

Their hearts sunk deep.

" You're not weak . . . " Satoru choked up too, eyes only recently dried of tears and yet fresh ones began tipping over his bottom lid, wetting his angelic lashes. " You're not weak, I'm sorry I say that all the time. I shouldn't have . . . I just . . . would rather convince you you're weak so you'll call on us all the time, 'n n-never r—r-risk los—ing y—ou. " he suddenly sobbed at the end, realizing how deeply he cared for you.

Suguru was on the verge of tears, too, because of the sight of his best friend sobbing like a hurt puppy and also because of what he had just said.

" . . . don't cry, you two. A—ahah, Sh-Shoko don't you cry with them ! Or I'm gonna cr—yh. "

" Very graceful, Satoru. " Suguru joked.

" . . . thanks. " you thanked them.

" Don't say thank you. "

You could barely make out the complicated sentence that Suguru said next, it was something like;

" You'll never be undeserving of our protection. " and " So never say thank you. "

That day, they didn't just promise to keep you safe, they vowed it. Weak or not, strengthened or not, they felt compelled to be at your side.

Through the long passage of time, they never break their vow to keep you safe, even when Satoru and Suguru part paths. You're never an enemy to either of them, you're always their baby.

It's a tough reality to accept that one of your closest friends has become a murderous cult leader, and the other has become a lonely god. But they still visit you. Sometimes you three will hang out altogether in secret — so risky, but worth it, to see the two of them smiling with you even though you had very few things to smile about during your adulthood.

The sweet, comforting feeling of the adolescent memories made with them carries through all the years.

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