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BRO have you ever considered sub Jouno?? Like man's should be so oversensetive, your every touch would make him shiver and your voice would send him goosebumps. I just can't get image of him whimpering and shuddering from everything you do to him..

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Thank you for stopping by my cafe, darling.

It does seem impossible to see him like this, i agree with that, but I'll guide you to my vision, sweetheart.

Sorry if I took to long to post.

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Content warning: Slight nsfw?

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I can't wait anymore..

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◈ "Everything alright, dear?" You ask, you could see the

desire he had in his eyes. Wrapping your arm around him, your free hand runs through his hair, making him slightly shiver, your voice, sending him goosebumps on his soft skin.."Yes, everything is alright." He replies, your eyes lock with his, as you gently grab his hand, bringing it to your lips, giving it a kiss. "You seem like you desire something. Would you like to tell me what it is?"

◈ He freezes against the feeling of your lips, shuddering slightly. Changing your position, you wrap his legs on your waist, laying his head on your shoulders giving you a clear view of his neck. Leaning in, your lips press on his skin, making him whimper silently. You began to nip at his neck, leaving marks on his skin, making him sigh in pleasure.

◈ You lean down, dragging him along with you. You both ended up with you hovering above him, Connecting your lips with his. Biting on his lower lip gently, he moans and gives you access. Your tongues dancing together, and you dominate his. Your hand traveling between his legs, as you broke the kiss.

◈ "Please..please touch me. I-i can't wait anymore.."

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hello everynyan. It took me a month, yes. But it was because i had surgery two weeks ago, so i needed to take a rest from the screen as school had just finished last Friday. Oh and, I'll stop adding titles from now on..if you don't mind.

anywho, this is part two of the request, ft. Tetcho!

Hope you enjoy~

Content Warning: None

"Uhm, tetcho, darling..You've been staring at that ant colony for 4 hours now...aren't you getting tired?" but then again, isn't that one of the reasons why you fell for him? "Yes, I have...The ants have managed to create a complex colony in a short amount of time... They work together as if they are one unit, and yet, they are all separate entities. They all work for one goal; to survive. To thrive. They all understand their place in this world...Their colony may not last, nor is it likely to evolve into something more... But the way they function has fascinated me, and thus, I am observing them."

You look at him with slight confusion, how..? "Uhm, don't you want to go home now?" You might as well just sit down next to him and watch the ant colony with him but you're getting quite tired and nervous from the people staring at you every time someone walks by.

"Home? No. I am not yet done observing..."He resumes watching the ants as if they were the most interesting thing in the world. After a moment, a small ant moves from the colony. Tetchou’s attention is caught, and he watches it move, seemingly without any purpose. "The ant is leaving its home... For what purpose? It seems to be wandering aimlessly..." The observation continues, and soon, he seems to be lost in thought.

"Darling can we please go home-"

Hours seem to have passed. The sun is gone, and the moon is up. "Ah... It seems that time has passed by... That is good, I suppose..."He makes an attempt at standing up but fails. He seems weak, his strength has vanished. "I do not have the strength to get up..."It seems he will soon be unable to continue to watch the ants, although he seems almost reluctant to do so... It appears they have been observed for a long time. He's quite dedicated.

"ah..uhm- I'll help you up!" Grabbing his arm and putting it around me, standing up, and guiding him. "Oh... Thank you." His energy seems to have completely disappeared and as you help him up, he can feel himself sway slightly before his vision starts to darken and he collapses. His weight is still on you. This may be a slight inconvenience…. "Wha- Tetcho!" looking at him with concern and worry before carrying him on a piggyback ride, you can only hear the faint sound of his breathing. It seems he will soon be fine, but until then, he will remain unconscious and in your arms. He is surprisingly light…? Either way, you let out a sigh as you walk back home with him on your back.

After some time, Tetchou regains consciousness. The sunlight is up once more, and you are at your home. He sits up, although he looks around as if he lacks awareness of his surroundings. Soon, when he sees you, his face lit up, as if he’s finally registered your presence. He looks happy to see you. He stands up and stretches, seemingly without any ill effects from his earlier collapsing. "Oh. Did I pass out…? He asks as he looks at you. Had it not been obvious?

"I’m sorry… I lost track of time… I think…" He seems to be lost for words for a moment, quite rare, isn't it? "I am very much sorry…" shaking your head, you spoke "No no! it's alright..here, drink this" Offering him a glass of water, quite confused but you shrugged it off. What are you confused about?

He takes the glass and drinks it, but stops for a moment when he sees your face. "Are you… angry…?" The concern is visible on his face. He seems genuinely hurt or worried over the possibility of him upsetting you. He’s worried he’s ruined his own image. "Please… tell me…" He seems almost desperate for an answer, for your approval. He has become attached to you far too quickly these past months, yet it's the same for you, isn't it?

looking at him before shaking your head, slightly nervous "No! i mean- why would i be mad..?" What made him think you're mad..? "Oh… Really…?" When he realizes that you aren’t angry, relief floods over him, and he takes another sip from the glass. You smile at him. "I don't see a reason to be mad at you, you know?" His face lights up fully, and he gives you an almost sickeningly sweet smile in return. "I am glad to hear that." He takes another sip. Soon, his face shifts into something more serious or, at least, less excited. "What exactly was I doing before I passed out?" ...He forgot?

"You were staring at an ant colony for at least 8 hours or so.."

behold. tampon jouno @qupiikaaa

On my period rn and i’m just now realizing that Jouno looks like a tampon.

LMFAO THANK YOU

happy to draw 😭

On my period rn and i’m just now realizing that Jouno looks like a tampon.

Idk what headcannons to write next

🎃 𝐁𝐒𝐃 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 🍂

For this event, every day of october I’ll be releasing a halloween/autumn themed headcannon! (Ronantic or platonic, although most will be romantic)

On that note I’m also welcome to any ships, with reader or platonic pairings (ex, dad fukuzawa & ranpo)

If you want, you can request a headcannon that you’d want to see in my ask box and I’ll assign a day for it. They must be related to autum or halloween.

So I’m aware that its for the event, please use a 🎃 or 🍂 emoji in your ask (if you cannot then say for the halloween event)

Some examples:

- Going trick or treating with them

- Using Fake Blood and pretending to be dead

You can request up to 5 characters per headcannon. For this event you can request any character.

Event masterlist will be released mid to the end of september with all of the days. Each day a new headcannon will be released.

My blog is fluff only so no NFSW will be allowed for this event

Halloween Event Requests: Open

𝒟𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂

Characters: Jonou & Tecchou

Spoilers: Hunting Dogs Appearances

- Ever had a golden retriever as a pet?

- Tecchou is very similar to one

- He follows you all over whenever hes not on a mission

- Quiet, occasionally says “I love you” at the most random moment

- Cuddles quite a lot whenever hes with you

- Loves sleeping while cuddling, specifically him holding your waist and keeping you close

- Often times he goes on important missions and leaves for a long time so he gives you one of his capes, sweaters, anything to make you remember him (and yes, he takes something from you)

- But occasionally Fukuchi will just let you go with him, especially if its a foreign country

- In his (Fukuchi’s) eyes it seems less suspicious ion Tecchous part

- Not too much though because Tecchou tries to keep you out of his missions

- If need be, he’ll gladly risk himself to protect you though

- Your regular dates include Movies, Arcades and Workouts

- If you don’t like working out then you help him workout (ex, sitting on top of him while he does pushups or lying underneath him while doing pushups so he can kiss you every time)

- If he ever gets tired in that last example, then he can just lie ontop of you and hug you

- He loves hugs, but won’t initiate them often, usually he hugs you from behind though

- Not a huge fan of PDA but okay with small things like a small kiss, hand holding or a quick hug

- You’ve met all of his friends in the Hunting Dogs, you know Jonou the most though since he goes on missions with him often

- Jouno mainly tells you to “put some sense into Tecchou”

- Fukuchi also doesn’t care if your with Tecchou as long as it doesn’t affect his performance as a Hunting Dog

- Tachihara you saw once then dipped to the mafia

- Of course you get invited whenever they go on trips or such because your Tecchou’s partner

- On the surface it seems like me might not do a lot for you but he cares for you very much

- One of his favourite things is saying “I love you” and listening to your heartbeat rise before you say I love you back

- Or when he holds you close to him, and he hears your heart

- He can’t exactly see but he’ll always know what your thinking

- Touch is an important element to him, so cuddling often happens, even when around close friends he often has an arm around your shoulder

- In public not often though because if someone were watching he wouldn’t want to reveal his main weakness now would he??

- Although it does happen occasionally

- His favourite type of dates include cafe dates, picnic dates & movie dates

- You occasionally join him at the gym aswell (mostly to motivate him, unless you also enjoy working out)

- He sometimes tries to do pushups with you on him or even try to lift you up & down as an exercise

- Fukuchi also allows you to go on missions with Jouno when it’ll be a while

- Jouno can keep you out of harms way & its nice vacation for you both

- You’ve met Tecchou a few times and are friends

- Don’t get too close to Tecchou though because Jouno will get Jealous and take you away

- Jouno doesn’t get jealous often either, if someone hits on you in public or buys you a drink he has full confidence that you will turn them down

- He loves to watch you crush their hearts too

Characters reacting to you when you tell em youre cold

Fandom: MultiFandom

Pairings: Characters X Gn!reader

Genre: Crack, Fluff, Comedy

Format: Scenario

Warnings: None

Word Count: 70

A/n: Writing about my babies cause I miss them :')

↬"well damn! I cant control the weather,can I?"

Haikyuu: Tsukishima, Kuroo(will give it to you afterwards tho), Atsumu

Bungou Stray Dogs:Fyodor, Dazai (he'll say it more nicely but this is what he means XD), Ranpo, Nikolai, Jouno

Death Note: Light (only if he hasn't killed you yet XD), L Lawliet(fight me on this one lmfao)

↬takes his jacket off and gives it to you,even if he's freezing to death <3

Haikyuu: Sugawara, Akaashi (ya'll agree that this guy is the real prince charming himself right?), Hinata, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Asahi, Bokuto

Bungou Stray Dogs: Atsushi, Fukuzawa, Tanizaki, Gin, Higuchi, Sigma, Mori

The Case Study Of Vanitas: Noe, Roland

Death Note: Matsuda

Jujutsu Kaisen: Saturo Gojo

↬"this is why I told you to wear your jacket,idiot" sighs and holds you closer to himself while blowing your hands so they'll get warm T^T

Haikyuu: Iwaizumi, Daichi, Oikawa(he'll be a little nicer), Kageyama, Osamu, Suna, Ushijima

Bungou Stray Dogs: Chuuya, Kouyou, Yosano, Teccho, kunikida, Tachihara, Akutagawa

The Case Study Of Vanitas: Vanitas

Death Note: Mello

Jujutsu Kaisen: Megumi Fushiguro

↬just take your clothes off and give them all to him cause he needs it more than you lmfao XD

Haikyuu: Tendou, Kenma, Yamaguchi

Bungou Stray Dogs: also Akutagawa(please I love him but hes so skinny T^T), Kaji

Death Note: Near

Jujutsu Kaisen: Yuuji Itadori

telling them I hate you in the middle of sex

Fandom: Multi Fandom

Pairings: Various Characters X Fem!reader

Genre: Smut,Crack,Fluff

Format: Scenario

Warnings: NSFW content

Word Count: 0.3k

A/n: saw a death note version of this and wanted to give it a try myself :D

●youre on his lap,bouncing up on his length and down as your nipples are slightly pecking each other,getting a hold of his neck and connecting your lips together to share the euphoric sensation that was being spreaded through your body

●it feels amazing.the pleasure youre receiving as his fat cock pounds into your soaked cunt,his fingertips that is delicately touching every curve of your body,

●it was too good to be real

●you have no idea how you fell for this man.he has you in his fist,knowing you like the back of his hand,reading you like a book,even if he isn't trying to

●hes gorgeous.making you feel thing that nobody has ever made you before

●youre desperate for his love,his touch,his cock

●and you want to let him know that,but somehow you tell him the exact opposite of what you mean,and that doesn't really concern you cause you know its one of the random things people tell each other while having sex,but perhaps you came off a bit strong

●"oh god! I fucking hate you,you motherfucking useless peace of shit! j-just like that! "

●lmao lets see what their reaction would be

↬immediately stops moving and stares into your eyes ,shocked and ready to cry.

"y-you really mean it?…" "w-what?noooooo baby that was just the heat of the moment im sorry!"

hes not convinced.what kind of idiot would say that in the middle of sex? they don't know that,cause they don't watch porn

Bungou Stray Dogs:Atsushi(duh),Kajii,Tanizaki

The case study of Vanitas:Noe

Haikyuu:Hinata,Kageyama,Yamaguchi,Asahi(wow Karasuno is full of softies),Lev,Bokuto,Atsumu(he watches porn)

Death Note:Matsuda

↬"shut the fuck up you fucking cockwhore!" "what did you just call me?"

ok,perhaps he came off a bit too strong as well XDDDDDDD LOL

Bungou Stray Dogs:Akutagawa,Ranpo

The Case Study Of Vanitas:Vanitas

Haikyuu:also Kageyama,Tsukishima,Also Atsumu,Oikawa (lmao it really was the heat of the moment for him),Kunimi

Death Note:Light Yagami,Mello

↬smirks while getting a hold of your hair,slightly pulling it as he bites your bottom lip and makes his movements faster.

"going crazy over my cock,arent you baby girl? better watch your mouth or daddy is gonna teach you how to behave properly"

Bungou Stray Dogs:Dazai,Dazai,Dazai,Dazai,Mori,Also Chuuya,Tachihara,Fyodor

The Case Study Of Vanitas:also Vanitas(but he'll punish you),Roland

Haikyuu:Tsukishima,Nishinoya,Daichi,Suga,Kuroo,Tendou,Osamu,also Atsumu,SUNAAAAAAAAAAAA,Iwaizumi,Kunimi,Oikawa

Death Note:L Lawliet,Also Mello,maybe near…?

↬bro this guys offended.like what the fuck? hes making you feel good and this is how you repay him? get ready for revenge lmao

Bungou Stray Dogs:Akutagawa,Kunikida,Ranpo

The Case Study Of Vanitas:Vanitas lol

Haikyuu:Kageyama,Kenma,Ushijima,Atsumu,Kunimi

↬is confused.why would you even say such a thing? he knows that you don't mean it,but just why?

Bungou Stray Dogs:Kunikida,Akutagawa,Fukuzawa,Tanizaki

The Case Study Of Vanitas:Noe

Haikyuu:Kageyama again lol,Asahi,Kenma,Akaashi,Ushijima,Kita

Death Note:Near,Matsuda

"Your face is so pretty I wanna sit on it"

Fandom: Multifandom

Pairing: Various characters X Fem!Reader

Genre: Smut

Format: Scenario

Warnings: NSFW! Content, MDNI

Word Count: 0.6K

A/n: I mean-

↳He's eyes widen for a brief second, but after the appearance of a wide smirk on his face, they're back to normal. He never thought you would say something this... creative; but he would be lying if he says that it didn't fuel his ego a billion times harder than before.

"Oh? Is that so?"

You sometimes wonder how can this asshole be so charming, and a huge dick, at the same time? But now you knew why. It was his face. His fucking, stupidly gorgeous face and that damned playful grin of his.

"Yeah. Although I expected you to be aware of that, but your taken aback expression proved me wrong"

Oh he knows; he just never thought you could be this blunt to say it out loud.

But now that you did, he's got other plans for you.

"Yeah? Are you saying you wanna make a mess out of my face between your thighs?"

Well, even if you were just messing with him, you aren't now.

He won't listen to you whimpers and begs to "S-stop, can't t-take it anymore", not even after your third orgasm. No, he needs to take his stress out on something, and what's better than your tasty wet crotch?

"Stay still for me, Baby. What do you mean you can't take it anymore? Well, should've thought about it before making that remark. Gosh, you drive me crazy baby girl; I just know you're going to be the death of me one day. Awww, crying now are we? C'mon girly, you asked for it yourself. Now be a good little pet and don't squirm around much so I can enjoy my meal, hmm?"

DAZAI MY MAN, RANPO, CHUUYA, NIKOLAI, Fyodor, Tachihara, Mori, Jounou, SUKUNA, GOJO, GETOU, Toji, ATSUMU, Osamu, SUGA, SUNA, KUROO, IWAIZUMI, OIKAWA, Akaashi, Inosuke, Iguro, Shinazugawa, Sabito, Light, MELLO, Matt, Vanitas

↳Blood rushes to his cheeks when he hears your words. You can't help but to smile at his adorable expression. Your heart drops whenever he goes like this; all blushy and embarrassed but also horny and turned on at the same time.

"I- You- Really?" "Hmm! Really!"

He smiles awkwardly, scratching the back of his head at he tries to shake the embarrassment away by chuckling and act cool, but he can't; it's too much, you're too much.

"Um- Well, I'm flattered..."

Giggling playfully, you put your hand under your chin and start examining his handsome face without trying to hide it, and it drives him crazy. You just made his hear skip a beat and now you're checking him out like that? No. He can't take it anymore.

"Hey... I'm not doing anything... I mean, My face is available right now..."

You're surprised for sure, but who are you to turn down such a tempting offer?

He might have sounded unsure, but now that you're on top of him, shaking relentlessly? You think if he was just acting shy to get you into... this.

But no, he's just returning the favor. You make him crazy, with your flirty remarks and endless teases; and every time you do, you always leave him behind, all red and shamefaced, and now that you're in this position? You're not gonna be free of his tight grip until he's satisfied. Because this guy, despite how he looks like, is a horny ass bastard who can't stop when he gets the good stuff.

"Stop moving around so much, honey pie. You can give me one more, yeah? Pretty please? I'm having such a great time down here... I don't think I'm ready to stop yet. Ah, thanks baby, promise I'll stop after a few more times. Sorry! But you just taste so good... Ah you're stroking me now? Let's make this all- Ah- about you sweetheart, ok? Show me how much more you can take, please?"

ATSUSHI, SIGMA, Poe, Hinata, KAGEYAMA, Yamaguchi, NISHINOYA, ASAHI, KENMA, Bokuto, USHIJIMA, Tanjirou, ZENITSU, Megumi, Itadori, Matsuda, NOE

Reblogs are wildly appreciated!

Me & my hubby!

—When you accidentally introduce your boyfriend as your husband

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor, Ranpo, Akutagawa, Jouno X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Drabble

Warnings: Suggestive content in Dazai's

Word Count: 1.6K

A/n: This is very rushed so sorry if its not well written

↳Osamu Dazai

As the door of the fitting room opened, your boyfriend came into sight. The white tuxedo hugged his slim frame perfectly, making his tall figure stand out even more. The color had given him an elegant look, which nearly made you wonder if he was the playful guy you were dating.

Dazai smirked as he picked up on your stun and flashed you a cheeky smirk. "Like what you see, Bella? You're staring a little too hard you know~"

Suddenly the fitting room seemed like the perfect place to show him how much you actually liked his new look. It didn't matter if you made a mess out of the tux, since you were about to buy it anyway.

"Oh Osamu... You should wear white more often"

"Everything alright here?"

The salesclerk was checking up on you with a warm smile.

"Ah yes! We would like to buy this one. It looks gorgeous on my husband"

You didn't exactly pay attention to your words, but seeing Dazai's eyebrows jump in surprise made you question your statement, and...

Oh.

Anxiety washed over you as you weren't exactly unfamiliar with your partner's commitment issues, but much to your surprise, Dazai wasn't upset nor terrified; his huge ass grin was showing off his joy and flatter.

"I'm her husband!"

For god's sake.

The salesclerk on the other hand was looking at you oddly, probably questioning her life choices.

"Ah, ok. Well then would you mind taking the tuxedo off? I'll wrap it up for you"

A snicker left your boyfriend's lips as he pulled you close by your waist. "Sure, but I might need my wife's help to take my clothes off. Will you be kind enough to help me out, Anata?"

"Oh shut up already!"

↳Chuuya Nakahara

One of the benefits of working at the same organization was that when your boyfriend had a mission overseas, you could go with him.

You had just arrived to your hotel after a five hour flight, which made you tired as hell since you couldn't sleep on the airplane. Although that wasn't enough to lessen your excitement for going on what could be some kind of a trip after you finish the job.

"Have you made a reservation beforehand ma'am?"

"No, it was kind of rushed. Would that be a problem?"

The receptionist shook his head to the side. "Not at all. Lucky for you, we still have some rooms available"

The door of the hotel opened and Chuuya came in, approaching you with your luggage in his hand. You looked back at the receptionist. "Great! Then I'd like a room for two people. We're going to be here for a while since my husband needs to take care of some stuff from work; right, honey?"

Chuuya froze in the spot and a light shade of crimson appeared on his cheeks. This was definitely unexpected. It made him feel butterflies in his stomach in a good way and somehow questioned all the logic that made him avoid thinking about the future of your relationship.

"Well your husband doesn't seem to be sure" The receptionist commented in a humorous way. "Alright then, here's your key"

On the way to your room there was a silence that couldn't exactly be marked as "uncomfortable". Chuuya was wearing a warm smile yet so drowned in his thoughts that you refused to take him out of his zone. However, when you reached the door, he suddenly lifted you up, making you suddenly gasp and gaze at him with astonishment.

"What are you doing?"

"What a good husband is supposed to do"

The familiar beam was back on his face.

"I'm carrying my wife to our shared hotel room"

↳Ranpo Edogawa

"Ranpo! You can't eat this whole cake!"

Going to the bakery had become some sort of tradition since you and your boyfriend started dating. You went there every afternoon, tasted the new pastries, you lectured him to not get carried away and he stopped you by shoving a cookie in your mouth. That was pretty much repetitive, except that something extra was coming along today.

"I can and I will. That's why it's called sample y/n" He munched on his cheesecake, delighted by the sweet taste lingering in his mouth.

"Well Mr. detective, It's a sample so you should just take one bite and then move on! If you like it then just buy one!"

The baker chuckled and walked toward you. She knew you since you were regulars there, and she had enough respect for the president to not throw a tantrum over a few pieces of cake. "It's alright Miss y/n. Let the man eat his sweets"

"You don't understand ma'am! My husband eats way too much sweets and that's not healthy at all! What if he comes down with diabetes or something?!"

Ranpo stopped chewing for a brief second and looked at you from the corner of his eye. The lady on the other hand, was more excited than shocked. "You got married? Oh! Congratulations! It's nice to know that Mr. Ranpo has finally settled down!"

You didn't know if you should correct yourself or hide your red cheeks. "I— I meant that— " "Please have some more cake! They're on the house. Consider them a gift from me"

As she left you alone, you finally turned to your boyfriend to see his reaction, which was exactly the way you expected it to be; smug and playful. "Ah, I went into this marriage with so much hope"

"Oh grow up!"

↳Fyodor Dostoevsky

"How's your steak honey?" You asked, looking at your boyfriend with curiosity. He had been taking bites reluctantly, swallowing without actually tasting the meat.

"It's burnt to a crisp, even though I ordered it medium rare" He gently wiped his mouth with the napkin, placing the cutlery on the table. You gave the dish a once over and flagged the waiter down. After a while he approached your table. "Is there a problem, ma'am?"

"Yes. My husband ordered his steak medium rare and as you can see, this is not what he asked for"

My... Husband?

"Eh, so... He'd like his steak... Medium rare... Please?" Awkwardness was hitting you and you really didn't want to be alone with Fyodor right now, but unfortunately, you were on a date and there were no way to escape from it.

The waiter excused himself after apologizing and taking the plate back to the kitchen. He did find your sudden change of expression odd, but he didn't say anything since he wasn't asking for less tip. However, Fyodor was completely ready to bring it up. You could tell that based on his grin, but you were doing your best not to face him at that moment.

Not that it was enough to stop him.

"How's your pasta Mrs. Dostoevsky?" "Fedya! Stop!"

↳Ryuunosuke Akutagawa

Getting sick on valentine's day was not originally your plan, but at least you got to visit the doctor together. You were now waiting for the secretary to call your names.

"How long should we wait?"

Covering your mouth with a tissue, you lightly coughed. "Anytime now. All the people ahead of us went inside"

Akutagawa glanced at the door of the doctor's office and nodded. He had made a reservation at your favorite restaurant today and was planning to take you to some place nice afterwards, get on one knee and ask you to spend the rest of your life with him, but you suddenly got sick. It's not like he could be mad at you. It was not your fault, but... It seemed like the perfect opportunity. The perfect day for a memorable gesture...

"Mrs. Akutagawa! You're up"

Akutagawa.

She was referring to you, with his last name.

You had introduced yourself as Akutagawa. He was sure you did it accidentally since your face was redder than a tomato now, but still, he never thought hearing it would feel so... special.

The raven-haired man held your hand and leaded you to the doctors office, a ghost of a smile spread on his face. He might've lost the chance to propose now, but it's not the end of the world. You're stuck with him and not going anywhere, so he would try to make the perfect plan for a perfect proposal, for the perfect girl.

↳Saigiku Jouno

"Are you sure this is the store?" Your boyfriend crossed his arms.

"For the thousandth time! Yes!" "Well, you were also sure that you knew my size but it turns out you were wrong" "Ugh! Let's just get inside!"

Thanks to his job, Jouno was always on endless missions and barely had time to rest, let alone go shopping. You this T-shirt when you were walking by and you just couldn't help but to imagine your boyfriend in it. It might've cheered him up if it was his size.

The clerk recognized you the second you set foot in the store. "Oh hi ma'am! Welcome back!"

"Hi Amaya. Thank you. So, remember how I was not sure if the T-shirt was my boyfriend's size?"

She only nodded with a forced smile, because how could she forgot? You spent fifteen minutes staring at the T-shirt, wondering if it would fit him.

"Well, it wasn't" Jouno's smile got wider and you sighed. "Yeah yeah, I admit it. I don't know what size is suitable for my husband. I'm the worst partner ever. Can we please change this one and leave?"

"I don't understand ma'am"

For real? You just can't take a break.

"I'm saying that the T-shirt was too big for him!" "Yeah I got that, but I thought he was your boyfriend?" "What do you mean you— oh!"

No.

No no no no no no no no.

Jouno's smirk was still on, and now with a little smugness. He was clearly enjoying himself.

"If this is your way of proposing, it's really lame" "Oh shut up you big jerk!"

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What if I...

—You make a tempting, unexpected offer; how are they going to react?

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Nikolai, Fyodor, Sigma, Jouno X Fem!Reader

Warnings: Suggestive content, mentions of giving blowjobs (whether it'll happen or not is up to you lol), unstablished relationship (you're just friends, but are you..?), rushed writing

Genre: Humor

Format: Drabble

Word Count: 1.6K

↳Osamu Dazai"

Listen y/n..." Dazai cooes at you. "I'm a little bit busy with... uh, work; so I don't think I'll be able to accompany you on this mission"

Shaking your head to the side with frustration, you bend a little on the desk, gazing into his Hazel eyes to show your desperation "Oh c'mon Dazai! You're not seriously gonna make me go to this tiresome mission by myself?! They're all politicians! It's gonna be boring as hell!"

The pile of paperwork on his desk are making you question your eyesight, but you know Dazai better than that. He probably saw it coming so he placed them there on purpose to prove his point.

...Not that it could exactly be called a "point".

"Listen..." Your voice is so low that only Dazai can hear it. "There must be some way for me to change your mind"

His expression doesn't change one bit, still looking through the documents for nothing, pretending to be occupied. "Sorry to burst your bubbles, but I really can't—"

"What if I suck your dick?"

Eyes shooting you a shocked gaze and hands staying still, it seems like he's completely lost interest in the paperwork. He's looking through your soul and the moment his lips start moving, you know you've won the battle.

"For... for real?" "Yes, for real"

The surprised face is all gone and instead, there's a totally new face now; a smug face of a man who's gonna team up with you for the mission and get a little prize in the end.

"So when do we leave?"

↳Chuuya Nakahara

"Listen Chuuya, with great looks comes great responsibility. There's a reason why you're this hot!"

The red-haired man looked away as an attempt to hide his flustered face, his voice still gravely. "Stop it y/n. I'm not gonna be your model for the photoshoot"

"Why not? You're the perfect choice!" "The answer's no! Get over it"

"Hmph! You're no fun" You crossed your arms and pouted as you leaned to the chair. You couldn't make heads or tails of it. Why was he so against being your model? You were just gonna take a few photos of him wearing casual clothes and maybe some light makeup. It was for your photography class and you were supposed to take a pic of somebody under the rays of sunset. With Chuuya's red hair and blue eyes, it would be a breath taking pic. He just looked so pretty under the sun.

As Chuuya took the bottle to sip from it, you found yourself desperate enough to give it one last shot.

"What if I suck your dick as a payment?"

And then the explosion happened. Chuuya's hand snapped, the bottle fell on the floor and drops of wine literally squirted out of his mouth. He was coughing so strongly that you rushed over and started hitting him in the back like he was some kind of ketchup bottle. His face was crimson red, but whether it was from choking or embarrassment, you couldn't really tell.

When he finally came down and caught his breath, he placed his hand on his chest and looked at you with eyes the same size as a baseball, meanwhile you looked at him miserably with the word "sorry" written all over your face.

"So... is that a yes?" "NO!"

Well, at least you nearly killed him.

↳Jouno Saigiku

"Ok I don't know why you're refusing. I'm just giving you the opportunity to make up for your mean attitude by doing something nice! You know, to go to heaven, like me and other nice people, Teccho for example"

Jouno was still expressionless. He merely sipped his cup of coffee and placed his hat on the table. "I appreciate the offer, but after a lifetime we definitely need a break from each other"

"Ugh you jerk! C'mon it's a piece of cake for you! You've arrested plenty of people before! You're smart, you're strong and I came to you for help which shows that I'm really desperate!"

Your relationship with Jouno was... questionable. He teased you, had a tendency to piss you off all the time, but somehow you were friends. The weirdest type of friendship that had ever existed, probably.

"I can see that. See I do wanna help you out, but I just love seeing the new you"

Shaking your head to the side, you leaned back to the couch. A hard case was given to you and you really didn't want to blow it up, but you needed help, and everyone else were busy. Except for your horrible friend here.

"Jouno, Jouno, Please..." You took his left, gloved hand. "I need you! I'll do anything in return! I'll team up with you and insult Teccho for a whole year! I'll write every one of your reports! I'll even suck your d—"

Jouno didn't hear your voice anymore. In fact, the only thing heard in the room was pure silence, and of course your heartbeat.

You were shocked.

He got his hand out of your grasp, placing it next to your head. His other hand found its way to your lips, softly caressing them. Meanwhile you didn't say a word, just stared at his handsome face and swallowed your saliva.

"Hypothetically, if I help you out, how far would you go to make it up to me?"

Forget about your friendship. You weren't that close anyway.

↳Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I'm going to go to my parents' with my boyfriend tonight"

"I thought you didn't have a boyfriend, dear" Fyodor tilted his head to the side to gaze at you.

"I don't! That's where you come in!"

Nikolai exchanged a look between your nervous expression and Fyodor's smile, and pouted. "Hey! Why didn't you ask me instead?"

"Yeah yeah, if I ever wanted to give them a heart attack you'd be the first person I'll go to" You sighed and looked back at Fyodor. "So? Would you please help me out?"

Fyodor was sitting next to you on a chair. He tucked a strand of hair behind his ear. "Ah... I'm not sure about that. Wouldn't it make our relationship awkward?"

"No! No not at all!" Your voice was rushed and shaky. "You see you're the perfect choice for this"

"Hmph!"

"Shut up Nikolai. I mean, you're tall, you know how to talk to people— in a satisfying way, ah, you know what I mean, you're handsome, you have very pretty hair, you have the most beautiful violet eyes I can stare at until forever..."

His brattish smirk made you shut up and give a few embarrassed coughs. Your flushed cheeks weren't exactly helping you out at the moment.

"Eh... So you're the best in many ways... Now, would you please help me out?"

Fyodor gave Nikolai-who was also smirking- a meaningful look, and his smirk got broader. "I will think about it"

"What's there to think about? You get to have a free dinner and also have a great time! My dad has the same taste in books as you! I'll even suck your dick at the end!"

You suddenly shut up and stared at the two men with eyes the same size as a racket ball. Now there was also two pare of knitted eyebrows along with the smirks. Nikolai's winking and muttering "Yeah baby" didn't help you loosen up at all.

Fyodor leaned closer until the phrase "personal space" lost its meaning, staring at you. His pretty eyes were sparkling, making it harder to steal your gaze from them. His voice was as gentle as the sea breeze, the perfect melody to caress your ears.

"So... I'll get to date the most beautiful girl in the world, spend a whole night with her and then get something afterwards?"

You were so drowned in your thoughts that you couldn't utter a single word. This moment was magical, making you wonder if he were going to seal your lips with his, totally forgetting about Nikolai's presence.

...Until he started talking.

"Do you guys want me to leave the room? Cause there's no way I'm doing that"

↳Nikolai Gogol

"...Which is why clowns are so fragile and have strong emotions!"

You shook your head with disappointment. "Yeah yeah, get it. But that doesn't answer my question"

"What was your question anyway?"

Ugh.

"Would you please babysit my cousins with me?"

"Hahaha! I remember now!" His face brightened with joy. "Well, no"

You leaned closer to him miserably. "Oh c'mon Kolya!"

"Sorry dove, I just don't get along with children. Not a fan"

"But they're triplets Kolya! I can't handle them on my own!" At this point you were literally begging. "Pretty please?"

"Triplets? Ha! Another reason for me to say no"

Well, that was it. You were going to be alone with your naughty cousins for four hours and then hand a burned house and probably only one of the boys back to your aunt because you lost the other two.

"Unless..."

Ah! There's still some hope left.

"You offer me something in return?"

Nikolai's face was dangerously close to yours. His smile was bright, but his intention didn't seem to be. Although that didn't scare you. It only made your body numb with excitement and through your clouded mind, you somehow put two and two together and blurted something out.

"Eh... What if.. What if I suck your di— Woah Nikolai what are you doing?"

A chuckle left his mouth as if something simple had happened, but this wasn't simple. He had just lifted you up and was carrying you bridal style to your bedroom.

"You took the hint all by yourself. How about that, my naughty dove?"

"K— Kolya! Where are you taking me?"

Your red cheeks only made his smile broader. "We're gonna get your clothes changed, go to your aunt's aweful house, babysit your horrible cousins, and then get ready for a night of fun"

↳Sigma

"So... How's the best manager in the world?"

Sigma's stare was still pointed at the documents. "I'm not planning a birthday party for your friend y/n"

"What are you talking about?" You smiled cunningly, lightly caressing his arm from the other side of the desk. "Can't I just compliment my incredible friend? Who happens to be an expert in planning and managing stuff?"

When you two first met, he used to get flustered by your flattering comments, but now Sigma's eyebrows only jumped in surprise. "You... can, but it won't change my mind"

"Pretty please?" Dropping the act, you got up from your seat and stood next to him, putting both of your hands on his shoulders. "I really need your help. I don't have a clue about this and you're the only one I know"

"I'm sorry y/n, but I'm caught up with work. You know that the casino is very busy this time of year, there's nothing I can do"

You sighed and sat on the chair again, desperately thinking about a way to convince him. What would make men do women a favor...

"What if I suck you dick?"

Sigma was still staring at the documents, which made you wonder if he had heard you, but his eyes were not the same. They were widened. He slowly lifted his head and looked at you like he was about to chop off his hand and stick it down his ass, and that made you finally realize it.

"Oh I forgot that you're three years old! I mean you haven't even hit puberty yet. Oops. My bad"

Yeah, Sigma needed new friends.

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Baby Boy Darling!

—Your boyfriend turning into a little baby? What are you going to do with him?

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings: Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor, Nikolai, Ranpo, Jouno X Fem! Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Drabble

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1.8K

A/n: Mildly rushed but acceptable ig!

↳Osamu Dazai

"You know... I don't think this is a good choice for a bedtime story"

The little infant in your arms looked at you curiously. He wasn't old enough to make any sounds other than crying, but the martyred expression he was wearing and his firm grip on your thumb displayed his intention with no complicacy. Nevertheless, that didn't stop you from putting the suicide manual on the nightstand.

"Now now, don't look at me like that. I'm a good babysitter, and a good babysitter doesn't teach babies ways to kill themselves"

You gently caressed his puffy cheeks. "I'm also a generous babysitter, which is why I don't slap your hand away when you grab my boobs"

His gaze fell on his small chubby hand that was trying to get a hold of your breast. It was a good thing you had a T-shirt on, or with the way he was trying to cup them they would've been bleeding by now.

"I'm sorry honey, I don't think you can hold them anymore. Your hands are just too tiny!"

He whined and pouted in response.

"I know! I'm sad too. C'mon, smile a little for me will you? Smile for your mommy"

If he was still an adult, he would have rolled his eyes and smiled, but he wasn't. He was just a cranky baby who was probably planning your murder in his cute little head.

"Get it? Mommy? I'm your mommy! God you didn't have a sense of humor when you were a child did you? I miss my kind, loving boyfriend"

He looked at you unfazedly.

"Alright, how about I sing you a song? Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you aaaaaaaa— ah!?"

Dazed, you looked down at your baby boyfriend with widened eyes, only to find him staring back at you while his mouth was on your right breast. He was trying to suck on it, but that wasn't easy when it was covered with two layers of clothes, your bra and your T-shirt. Your eyebrows jumped in surprise.

"Wow, you still like the right one better?"

↳Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"So this is the power imbalance they were talking about huh?"

The violet eyed infant stares at you blankly, having a "it won't be this way for long" look in his eyes. You're holding him in front of you while sitting on the edge of the bed, wearing the cheekiest grin you could ever wear.

"No wonder you were so crazy about it. Having somebody wrapped around your finger... feels awesome!"

Still the same bored look.

"giving me the cold shoulder now? I'm just using simple logic to prove my point-which is also what you used to do. I'm saying that from this moment, you're totally and completely dependant on me"

Fyodor tilts his head to the side and gives you a weird look, tempting you to imitate his gesture. A strong feeling is causing you to brag about the current situation and tease him, and you're willingly giving into it.

"Alright. Since I'm the one in charge now, I'm setting a few ground rules. No more acting all workaholicly and staying up until late. No more skipping meals, mister. Im gonna feed you with my special milk, hehehe~ Also, I've got some confessions to make"

It's probably a bad decision to bring these up right now, but you're too captured in the heat of the moment to realize that.

"Ok. I've been trying to tell you this for quite a while. The truth is... I'm pregnant"

The unfazed look is still on.

"Yeah, that was a lie. The real truth is... I was the one who ate all your snacks"

Still no change in his expression.

"...But I assume you already know that. Ugh, keeping secrets from you is such a pain... could you not figure me out for just once?"

Fyodor doesn't seem very eager to respond. He's already very annoyed with how things have turned out and is not really in the mood to joke around. You come to that conclusion when he touches your forearm with his chubby little hand.

"You're gonna activate your ability and kill me, aren't you?"

↳Nikolai Gogol

"Quiz time!!"

Your baby boyfriend whines in annoyance.

"Who's gonna get paid one in his own coin and suffer like I did every time he teased me?"

You flash him a cocky smirk, matched with the way you're looking at him from above as he's lying on the bed. You're standing next to the bed, happier than you could ever be, planning all the steps of your revenge as you trash talk to him.

"That's right. It's no one but youuuuu! Hahahahaha!!"

Nikolai wants to prove to you that he's still strong and nobody can defeat him, but he realizes there's noway he can imply that other by a sulky attitude, which he reluctantly suffices to.

You hold his favorite snack in front of him and shake it, smiling wildly. "Come on darling! Have some! Eh? What are you waiting for? Awwwww! You can't? Then I'll help myself!"

You shoved the entire thing in your mouth and laughed hysterically.

"Nom nom* tastes nom* heavenly! No wonder you never let me have a bite!"

Nikolai is starting to feel a little guilty now. He didn't know that his teasings have made you a spiteful whore.

"You hate babies so much, and now you are one! That's the scariest punishment itself! Can you feel the power of karma? It's a bitch, ain't it? Well, now that you can't talk anymore, I have something to say to you!"

You bend over until there's a small gap between you, pointing at his tiny figure. The bullying attitude is all gone and instead, there's soft glare lying in your eyes.

"I want one of these. Give me one when you get back, Kolya"

You're wrong. This is the scariest punishment.

↳Saigiku Jouno

"Thank you for the meal!"

Jouno is upset. There are many unfortunate things happening for him at the moment. He doesn't like to be a baby. He doesn't want to be unable to do anything other than crying, pooping, eating and sleeping. More importantly, he doesn't want to feel your teeth on his cheeks.

"Mhm, so soft and squishy!" You smile sweetly and look at his puffy cheeks, stained with your bite marks in crimson. "I could just eat you up now, 'giku. You taste so sweet!"

Anyone who hears this would be happy and blush slightly, but Jouno wasn't one of them, as he tilts his head and looks away, having the most adorable pout on his lips.

Grumpy as always.

"C'mon now, it's not that bad! Look on the bright side! Everyone will have to do everything for you since you can't do it yourself"

Jouno tilts his head back, his eyebrows jumped in surprise.

"Right, that wasn't a really good example of the bright side"

Sighing, you lay next to him on the matress, hands traveling through his white locks. His muscles relax a little bit as he gives into your warmth, nuzzling his head in your chest. You hum with a soft beam, inhaling his baby scent.

"You smell very nicely too, 'giku. Don't be too depressed about this. It's not the end of the world. We'll find a way to turn you back eventually. Plus..."

You lightly pat his back, pressing a lingering kiss on his forehead. "I can have you all to myself, since you can't go on any missions and leave me here all alone anymore"

Yeah, Jouno thinks, maybe it's not that awful after all.

↳Ranpo Adogawa

"Ouch! Why you- let go of my hair you aggressive baby!"

Ranpo cries a whine out and pulls your hair harder, leading you to scream back even louder.

"Stop it! What is wrong with you? I dont care how upset you are, I'm not gonna give you any sweets- ow ow ow!! Ranpo- I said let go of my fucking hair you dumbass!"

Your angry shout startles the dark haired baby. It's not just that he's little, you'd never talked like this to him before. Slowly loosening his grip on your hair, he starts sobbing quietly, covering his face with his chubby hands. This breaks your heart.

"Nooo... I'm sorry sweetie! Mommy- Aunty- god I dont even know what I am to you anymore! Whatever- I'm sorry ok? But you can't eat sweets baby boy, you're smart enough to know that, right?"

Smart enough to know that?? Huh!

Ranpo sees right through your little plan. He knows all these little tricks inside out- hell he was the one who taught you all of them; but what pisses him off is how it's working on him even though he knows your true intention.

The smirk you've been holding back shamelessly appears on your face when he wears a serious expression, nodding like someone who's given an important task and is determined to do it carefully and correctly, then points at your boobs.

Your smile instantly fades away.

"Shit. I'm not doing that"

↳Chuuya Nakahara

"Your struggle is hilarious to me"

Baby Chuuya watched you with a threatening glare. He was clearly unhappy about this situation, and you enjoying his frustration was not going to help him at all.

"I know you really need it right now, but honestly, I don't think your little tummy can digest that"

Merely ignoring you, he tried to open the bottle of wine he was struggling to hold with his chubby feet; but every time he pulled, the bottle would slip out of his not so tight grasp. He couldn't use his ability on it, since the bottle would sink into his little body. He couldn't even roll over on the bed, and his so called nanny was laughing instead of helping him.

Forget about all the things he'd been through. This was the true misery.

"Alright. Give me the bottle"

He didn't seem to agree, because he immediately hugged the bottle with all the strength he had, like it was his dearest thing. Your serious expression showed that you weren't going to give up either.

"You give me that bottle mister or you won't get extra milk tonight"

Reluctantly, he opened his arms and you snatched the bottle, putting it somewhere high. When you turned around, you saw him sulking.

"Don't be like that baby, you know you can't drink that right now. I thought you were a reasonable person hmm?"

The cute pout resting on his lips made you giggle and bend down to kiss his cheek. He was still pretty upset, so he looked away from you. Unfortunately, he couldn't do anything about the little blush on his face.

You carefully held him up and looked at his tiny figure. His long hair was gone and instead, there were short ginger locks on his head. His bluebell eyes however, hadn't changed one bit, still as gorgeous as ever.

You smiled at him. "You want me to throw you up?"

He looked oblivious. He probably knew what you were talking about, but hadn't figured out whether you were serious or not.

Shaking your head to the side, you tightened your grip on his waist before throwing him up in the air, and catching him before he fell on the ground. He got so excited that he started laughing, letting out adorable baby noises.

"Aww, you like that huh? want me to do it again?"

He blinked.

"Ok! Three, two, one! Whoa!"

Chuuya had jumped higher than this before, but not once did he feel the thrill he was experiencing now. He was having the time of his life, flying in the air with no effort. Every time you threw him up, his mouth got opened wider, wider, and wider,

until vomit came out of it, landing on your chest.

There weren't any throwing and catching after that, since you were too busy looking at the vomit, shocked. But it wasn't him vomiting that caught you off guard, it was the vomit. It wasn't milk, it was wine.

"Ok, we need to talk about your drinking problem when you turn back to an adult"

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Jouno dating headcanons

A/n:why i decided to write this? No idea, but i hope you enjoy!!

Warnings:none Type:headcanons Genre:fluff

Pairing:Jouno Anime:BSD

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So i feel like Jouno is one of the hardest people to date in bsd

Yeah Maria, no shi- NO👺 listen yes, he is sadistic and everything (🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩)

BUT he also have really high sensory issues, because of the fact that he is blind. He is really sensitive to touch and it can easily overwhelm him. Temperature of water, how much time you touch him, where you touch him it really is overwhelming for him, but you don't mind it, he's your boyfriend after all

He is sadistic though. Can't deny it. The guy is just the way he is 💜

Ahem... anyways if y'all think you can fix him ✨no✨ you probably can't even fix your sleeping schedule and you think you can fix him? No bbg

You. Aren't. Meeting. Tecchou. If you aren't working in the Hunting Dogs (or some other organisation) you ain't meeting him. (Maybe if you insist)

He acts annoyed at every little thing you do (spoiler alert-he isn't) like you could just be standing there and he'd be like "could breathe quieter?" 👁️👄👁️

No but seriously especially in public someone would think that he hates you when they see you two

I feel like he makes really good tea. Why? I don't know. It's just how i feel it-black, with sugar, with milk, you name it

Casually steal his uniform hat and then run away 🤭 boy will be pissed, but an absolute simp at the same time

Even though he is overwhelmed by touch i CAN and i will confirm that he does need your touch sometimes to calm himself down, just don't be too sharp with your moves please🙏🏻

Diy his red ends 😚😚 like i don't know who did it for him before you came into his life, but you surely were the one doing it after that

He is the type a guy to just be like "Can you explain where the fuck were you for the rest of my life??? Like couldn't you come in it earlier?!?!"

He loves when you read out loud to him, but would never ask you to do it, because his pride is bigger than his height.

Would say the most insulting thing ever and then turn it into a compliment 😂 like he has that ability

He surely has know memorized your scent so he knows when you are nearby. Like he can smell you (that sounds so weird lmao)

He loves to just lay his head in your lap and ramble for hours about his day at work. It makes him less annoyed

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100 followers event + collab with @transmascaraa

(cuddling headcanons-PM+Hunting Dogs)

A/n:sooo hello guys I've reached 100 followersss and my bf had reached 400, so we decided to make this collab as an event for them💜 Those are basically some cuddling headcanons. I am writing for the port mafia and the hunting dogs. Nyx is writing for ADA and DoA. You can find his work right here.

P.S. I am so thankful to all of you for 100 followers it really means a lot to me<33

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Port Mafia

Chuuya

Cuddles with this man are rather rare ngl. He's busy with his job and everything, buuuut he always makes up for it

He is so gentle with you and careful with how he touches you. This man is a gentleman, you can't expect anything else

He refuses to be the little spoon. Like no chance. He feels like he can protect you more that way even if it's just cuddles.

Most of time, when his head is in your lap, he would expect you to play with his hair. (Maybe would get offended when you don't 😅)

Hug his waist pleasee!! You can't cuddle with that man and don't wrap your hands around that waist. He will also love it<3

Akutagawa

Now with this you've really gotta work to get to cuddling lmao. This is the most unaffectionate person from bsd maybe.

Bue still when you do get to it he would be sooo akward for him at first, but he will get used to it..maybe...after a lot of time...

Still cuddles would be like, with him literally crushing you while just laying on top of you, but still he is underweight so you won't feel it a lot

Probably would feel asleep, but would not admit it after that

He always acts like he hates when you ask him for cuddles, but (very) deep down he actually loves it, because it calms him down and his thoughts.

Tachihara

This boy is soo underrated please

Anyways that wasn't the theme. Cuddling with Tachihara is an often thing

He loves to cuddle and be touchy with you. So almost every day after work, he'll just drop his body weight on top of you lmao

In this case tho, he would want to play with your hair. "It calms me down!!" He always says- and maybe it does, after a long day at work

Hand holding while cuddling is something soo important for him. Like he loves holding your hand and because he can't do it more often he insists on doing it while cuddling

Gin

Ohhhhh now this sweet.. powerful... gorgeous woman. I need a Gin in my life

Anyways cuddling with her would be you two facing eachother, laying in the bed, with your legs interlocked and her arm around you

She would like for you to tell her how your day has been while you play with her hair. She might fall asleep tho

After that she will tel you about her day and would be like turning around and gesturing with her hands while talking, so you get to pull her back to cuddling

Cuddles before going to bed are her favourite, because then you both fall asleep in each other's arms

The Hunting Dogs

Tecchou

Ehh >< sweet guy i i love him so much.

He is the big spoon. Always. Like most of them, he needs to have the assurance that he can protect you immediately if something happens.

Doesn't talk much while you cuddle. He would just close his eyes and burry his face in the crook of your neck

Would most likely to ask you to talk though, because he loves listening to your voice, so don't blame him if he falls asleep, but this doesn't happen very often

Also he doesn't move around when you two are laying down. Like he'll get in one position and not move until he actually has to get up to go to work

Jouno

Omg i have already talk about that before but anyway

So like I've said in my Jouno headcanons, i think he has sensory issues, because of the fact that he is blind and is very sensitive towards any kind of physical affection

So in that case cuddles wouldn't happen often, because he gets easily overwhelmed by them

However on days he is very tired or you had a bad day/are also tired, he would. You have to be careful with him though

He likes cuddling with you in general, just pls be careful with him

Teruko

She would pop onto you like a starfish

Would start ramble, ramble, ramble..until zhe actually falls asleep in your arms

Honestly in order for you to cuddle either one you is veeery tired or you were playfully fighting or tickling eachother, then it turned into cuddles

Her rambles are soo cute. Like she would tell you every single thing about her day, to the smallest detail

Like i said, she would probably fall asleep after that AND would expect you to hug her tight while she is sleeping

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Tachihara, Jouno, + Tecchou with a TS! reader in her reputation era

okay I had an idea and I knew I needed to write, so here we are. inspired while listening to Call It What You Want, but I wrote the whole thing while listening to this playlist. also, you may not know this, but Tachihara is actually one of my favourites.

brief mentions of alcohol.

Every lover known in comparison is a failure I forget their names now, I'm so very tame now Never be the same now, now

(ready for it, taylor swift)

because of his work in the mafia, you would obviously have to be private. which was easy, because you were currently keeping yourself away from society after an incident with a 'friend' that seemed to have the whole world in-the-know about it. your plans for a revenge album were partially thrown out the window when you met him. I mean, how could you NOT write songs about this man? he was drop-dead gorgeous and always tried to help you out. when you first saw each other, he recognised you instantly but did not show it because he was with Hirotsu. it was a nice surprise to him when you came across each other again at Barnes & Nobles, and you two decided to have a brief conversation. he was charming, but it took a few other meetings of coincidence for you to give him your number. you got closer by him crashing at your place. you would talk about things you didn't tell anyone else and he would start to tell you little snippets about what he carries in his heart. you casually mentioned there was a new book out from your favourite series (it's my writing y'all it's my writing I'm not a published author but your favourite series is written by Keys in this story and you don't have a choice <33) and he brought it to you the next day with your favourite dessert. you were not very affectionate with each other at first, but eventually you could not stay away from or off of each other. holding hands beneath the dinner table, goodbye and greeting kisses, and he would always go home and cuddle you until you fall asleep together (your alarm clock (which was more his, since he is the only one who really used it) always ticked you off). some nights you would talk, have a glass of something, and others you would just lay on the couch with a blanket and cry without a single word being exchanged. you would share the entire songwriting process with him and he supported you the WHOLE WAY. and when you finally released it? he attended as many shows as possible and always told you how much he adored the songs on it!

Say my name and everything just stops I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off

(dress, taylor swift)

first of all, he is not sure about the phone call. it feels fishy to him (no he doesn't feel fish thank God for that) but he still really likes your music. it does not add up because you have never seemed to be a bad person or liar before. he takes a neutral stance on the controversy until he meets you. you both meet when you're out of your house, getting something from a store, and he happens to be on a mission. he is instantly sidetracked and asks for an autograph. you end up signing his sword and you meet again at the bakery. you bonded over some obscure food opinions and hesitantly gave him your number. he seemed like a golden retriever, so it couldn't be too bad, right? the friendship progressed slowly. you were cautious, he didn't want to overstep boundaries because he's a precious baby. he doesn't really confess to you for a while later but he still does everything he can with his schedule to show that he cares. he gets the feeling you're having a bad day? he will show up at your door and give you a hug. he is not great with words and he does not really trust himself to give you good food. Jouno is really suspicious of this behaviour but decides it isn't worth his time. when you confess to him, he accepts with so little hesitation that, in the following silence, you know you're both in love. you kept some of his stuff, and he kept his word not to tell people. you spend all of the next day thinking about him and writing songs, and when he's back in the evening, you sing them. when you release your next album and come back strong? he has never been happier. even though he can't always show it with his words, you can tell, quite easily, that he loves you.

Ugh, I love him but I hate how this turned out. :/ this is weirdly hard to write???

I want to wear his initial On a chain 'round my neck, chain 'round my neck Not because he owns me But 'cause he really knows me Which is more than they can say, I

(call it what you want, taylor swift)

this bitch didn't even know about the drama or listen to your music when you met. I mean, he had heard of you and that you were supposed to be really talented and all, but he wasn't invested and didn't mind. when he met you running errands for Fukuchi, you two had a brief conversation to make fun of a rude customer at the store. you got along because of mutual snarky humor and saltiness, but it eventually turned to teasing each other. you introduced yourselves, and took each others' rather shocking identities as calmly as possible. you gave him your number because it seemed like he hated most other people enough to not give it to them. because he can tell when people are telling a lie, he took the news about the drama from you with a ticked-off attitude. who else could piss you off like he could?! of course, he understood how much it hurts you, it's obvious to him. so you make fun of a certain person together and you get closer from late-night conversations. he knew when you fell for him, and he was bothered by it at first. not bothered at you, but because he returned the feelings and this could put you in danger. even when he loved seeing you mad at him, he always preferred to see you happy. he does things for you, and his love language was giving you acts of service. you, in turn, showered him with your time. with time, you became inseperable. you could not stop writing songs about him, and when you quietly sang them to him on midnights, his ears were finally soothed from Tetcho's yapping. he would never stand for someone disrespecting you, and it makes your heart flutter every time.

okay, we're done! this took a little long for me to write, and it's not well-edited. reminder that requests are open and to take care of yourselves. Have a wonderful day! (also, how would you all describe my writing style? low-key curious????)

edit: I'm not sure how to feel about this piece.

hc where jouno would remember your scent just so he knows you’re near him and can easily recognise you.

hi :D can i request cuddling with the hunting dogs? (minus fukuchi ofc, me and the homies hate him) tysm (^^)/

cuddling with the hunting dogs

a/n: helloo~ absolutely you can. this is so cute & i’m adding tachihara too bc i love him and he’s a part of the hunting dogs so, as always, enjoy ♡

— teruko

she. LOVES IT

like she absolutely loves cuddling you so much

when she's back home from a long day of work

she'll find you and...

JUMPS ON YOUR SHOULDERS

you're giving her a piggy-back ride now

she'll tell you to go on the couch and then she gets off your shoulders and forces you to hold her

she's so cute hello

as soon as you're holding her shes asleep

or she's talking about her day non-stop

either way, she just loves being with you

maybe one day you two were both tired and just fell asleep together on the couch

definitely doesn't let you go if you have to get up

she's like

"y/n come back 🥺🥺"

YOU BETTER GO BACK RN

basically, her favorite thing in the world is cuddling you. she loves you. so much

— tecchou

he also loves it

a lot

when you two are cuddling he softly kisses your cheeks and forehead

HHHHH <333 😭😭

mostly falls asleep but that’s okay because you’ll fall asleep too and both of you will end up sleeping for the entire day

unless jouno wakes you both up but this ain’t about him yet!!

maybe you’ll both watch a movie while cuddling

or maybe he’ll just give you one of his strange same colored food combinations and tell you to eat it

you either love it or hate it

or you’re like “haha no thanksss” same i’m sorry tecchou

otherwise, i feel like he’s very cuddly especially, ESPECIALLY, when he’s tired

like when you’re both about to go to sleep he’ll cling onto you

crying while writing this (/pos) i need myself a tecchou

waking up in the morning too he’s a bit clingy but he takes his job seriously so that doesn’t last long

YOU will be the clingy one this time

“come backkk 🙁🙁”

same

so overall, he also loves cuddling and is kinda clingy when he wants to be

a/n: THIS IS MY FAVE GUYS‼️‼️

— jouno

LMAOOO i’m gonna have fun writing this

LOL okay so like

he loooves cuddling you but

as we know

He will NEVER admit it

taking that to the grave❗️

he loves cuddling you though because if he senses your calm heartbeat and your body next to him all relaxed

it’s so comforting to him!!

he loves your presence

also protective over you and will hug you only a little tightly to show that

hold his hand. rn.

like i’m serious he will ask if you both can hold hands

say yes. rn‼️

he loves holding your hand

same reason why he loves cuddling it’s very comforting to him!!

to feel the soft skin of your hand holding his yknow 🥹🥹

i’m gonna melt guys i love him

if ANY of the other hunting dogs catch you both cuddling he will be like

“😑 you saw nothing”

will threaten them (especially tecchou) not to say anything about it LMAOOO

OVERALL! we all know jouno can be mean

and just because he loves cuddling does NOT mean he will be any less mean to you!

well. maybe he will be slightly nicer but that’s not the point rn

he also loves cuddling but only you know that

and if you tell anyone else he might get mad and your punishment will be no cuddling for a week (even a month depends on his mood)

no getting on his bad side

— tachihara

hello.. he loves it too

if he’s in a bad mood JUST GO CUDDLE HIM

well. ask first of course

most likely he will be like “yeah fine 🙄”

IF HES IN A GOOD MOOD THOUGH

he’ll start cuddling first maybe

definitely also loves falling asleep together

off topic but can you guys tell i love the hunting dogs LMAOO

dates with him are basically cuddling

ANOTHER CLINGY ONE TBH i can see him being clingy

if you aren’t up for cuddling one night he’s a bit sad but will respect that

cuddle him so much more when you feel up for it though. please

play with his hair he’ll love it

i think he’s very affectionate tbh he’ll love kissing you everywhere he can

hugs you tightly sometimes <33

more like all the time

maybe also a little protective

he’s so gentle with you though

wraps his arm around your neck keeping you close awww 🥺🥺

if anyone from the hunting dogs (or the port mafia) sees you they might laugh a bit

he’ll be like “shut up 😠”

he’ll forget about it though.. he loves you so much you will be in his mind 24/7

overall? LOVES IT! loves you so much

will cuddle you whenever possible!

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a/n: HIII EVERYONE sorry it’s been a bit since my last post i didn’t think school would get that busy. but i hope you enjoyed this as much as i loved writing it. i hope this shows that i LOVE the hunting dogs and i’ll absolutely love writing for them whenever possible (please send me hd requests)

surprise!

bsd boys x reader

wc : 1.k

warnings : maybe ooc Jouno- I haven’t seen much of his character yet but I still adore hims

synopsis : welcome back

a/n : I wrote this entire thing in one sitting. No I can’t believe it either. 

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