I Like Eroupa But I Also Want To See Her Get Crushed By An Asteroid And Die.

I like eroupa but I also want to see her get crushed by an asteroid and die.

Both her and Ganymede combined.

I'm gonna unleash the brain child of my lack of sleep on y'all.

TW: might get a little mature.

So we know Chiron doesn't wear pants right? So technically speaking, he's walking around camp half-blood basically naked from waist down.

Does that also mean that Chiron is flashing the kids with his dick? Or worse, if that tail moves a little too much to the side his you-know-what is gonna be visible.

Does camp half-blood have horse bathrooms specifically for Chiron? Or no, he just goes to do his work in the forest or stables?

Can Chiron eat grass or hay? Are they tasty to him?

Man, lack of sleep and a caffeine-running brain is one hell of a disaster.

Oh my days this is beautiful 🥹

Also, him just picking up his kids and holding them up to his subjects like a cat saying "look at this! It's mine :D"

I love Neptune and his children! so much, could you give me a bunch of random and chaotic headcans about him and his children?

Here are a few of mine that I came up with inspired/take as a basis by yours:

When he's taking on human form, eyes of Neptune shimmer, flicker and change color, unlike the monophonic eyes of Poseidon - It is usually a deep dark blue like Arctic waters or a light, grayish blue like the white sea. When he is angry, his eyes turn black as the depths of the sea, untouched by humanity. And when he is happy, his eyes take on the color of the ocean blue, bright calm and soft.

Neptune gets along very well with his sister Ceres against the background of their shared almost manic love for their children - Proserpine and all the children of Neptune in general. They will sit drinking nectar and devouring fruits to discuss their children - from the number of endearments and words of love for children, those who are nearby may burst their heads. And they will give themselves up with memories of how their children were small and so damn sweet. Back then, they still accepted their love normally.

Neptune is a helicopter parent, but he also has the traits of an elephant parent, he loves his kids so much. He comforts his children by stroking their heads and whispering gentle words in their ears. Their emotional comfort is really important to him. He also often shows physical affection - cuddling or snuggling, holding hands, kissing on the forehead or cheek, or maybe all together in turn, scratching their backs and massaging their shoulders. He is also a big fan of sleeping together - his presence, the gentle swaying of the wave-like atmosphere and his scent are a combination of jasmine and sea salt, soothing and relaxing for his children. next to him, they can have a wonderful night's sleep without nightmares. He loves skin-to-skin contact.

This are all so cute!

OK here are some of mine:

He likes to carry his children, like a lot. He picks them up as he pleases and just whooshes around showing them things like "look at this one! Isn't it great? :D" and his children are like "???"

He's warmer than the average human, he's like a heated blanket. Sometimes Percy or Tyson plop down next to him and sleep or cuddle bc he's so warm and comfy.

He has a habit of nipping his kids. Oh, you're doing something dangerous? *nom* you're not anymore!

He's very touchy about his kids, especially with other gods. He absolutely despises the lingering power or aura of other Gods on his kids, growling and just yeeting his kids to the nearest body of water to take away anything from other gods. This happens a lot when Percy starts hanging out with Apollo or Hermes.

He has no understanding of human foods. Sometimes he just brings massive amounts of fish and raw meat to his kids to have them eat it. Percy tried telling him he couldn't just eat it raw, but Neptune just shoved it in his mouth. (He found out, that indeed, he could, eat it raw.)

"Do you think it'll stop one day?" Percy asked of him one day, breaking the comfortable silence they both basked in.

Poseidon tilted his head toward his child, raising his eyebrow as Percy laid down on the wooden floor of the dock.

"What, little one?" He questions the boy back, his tone curious and fond.

His son sighs softly, splashing around the water with his feet. He looks up at the lavender-toned dawn, stars shining across the heavens like a divine pattern on the fabric of the world.

"The suffering. The constant struggle for a losing battle where I can never win." The boy says, the reflection of the stars in his eyes, like a swirling galaxy of miracles and wonder.

Poseidon stills.

He slowly turns to his son and closes his eyes as he breaths out his words.

"I'm sorry." He apologizes.

"Don't be," Percy says back, his voice firm but soft. "It's not your fault, and neither it is mine. I'm not blaming you for loving me enough to make my existence a reality."

Poseidon opens his eyes, his gaze filled with sadness.

"Then what can I do?" Poseidon whispers desperately. "Whisk you away to be my side? Keep you chained to this land by immortalizing your body and destroying your soul? You wouldn't want any of that. I am a god and yet I can do nothing to aid you with your pain." He finishes, falling silent as angry waves crash upon the shore and stormy clouds cover the sky like curtains.

Percy glances at the crashing waves on the horizon, at the dark ocean that stretches to eternity and beyond.

"I don't know. And it's okay for you to not know either." Percy says calmly.

"Just be here for me until I won't be here at all."

And wait until comes forth the inevitable end.

Neptune in his human form looks androgynous and he is more feminine than masculine.He also wears skirts and dresses, pearl jewelry and high-heeled shoes. His hair is most often covered with a gold mesh with pearls or simply elegantly loose.

He absolutely loves giving these things to his children - laconic silk skirts, pearl earrings for Percy, and luxurious fluffy princess skirts with numerous ruffles and ruffles, cute tiaras with big stones for Tyson.

He rarely takes on human form, but he looks insanely beautiful. In the days of ancient Rome, he was even mistaken for Venus a couple of times.

By the way, thanks a lot for your answers. We really need more Neptune and you're absolutely great with that.

I can absolutely the vision.

Maybe Percy gets the beauty as well? To the point where campers start to hypothesize that maybe Percy is related to Aphrodite bc he's so beautiful. (Annabeth will tease him relentlessly.)

He showers his kids with gifts, Percy has to ask Poseidon to help store all the gifts.

Poseidon gets in on the competition, trying to one-up his Roman side.

You're very welcome!

I'm pissed that Rick gave us little to nothing with him. He's literally another version of the protagonist's father and he gets the barest of mentions.

Missed potential imo.