Zagreusapollyon - 𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔴

I'm gonna get hate for this.

Chiron is an incompetent fool.

There, I said it.

Because why in the absolute FUCK would you send a 13-year-old to tell a kid (which is under your supervision too btw) that "Oh yeah, your sister is dead" !?

That's not say that this man is also a complete DOORMAT to the gods!

Like bro, you're also one of Krono's kids and are also immortal and train their children, you have to have some agency.

Most gods do care about their children. I'm sure if you alerted them or talked to them, they would have at the very least done something indirectly.

You ignored Percy in favor of Thalia when she got resurrected! Choosing to focus on her instead of being strategic and training them BOTH.

There's also the matter of capture the flag. This man does absolutely nothing to supervise these games. If Percy didn't have water-healing powers, he might have just DIED. There is no consequence to the kid's wrongdoings, Clarisse barely gets a punishment for attacking Percy the way she did.

For someone who has been training heroes for thousands of years, he doesn't seem to do anything AT ALL.

Incorrect PJO quotes:

Zeus: you can say anything to me for the next 30 seconds, and I will not smite you.

Percy: if you spent half of the time you spend screwing over people's lives, on building actual relationships with your family, maybe you wouldn't have so many people betraying you.

Zeus:

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Annabeth trying to convince herself Luke isn't evil: it's not that he's evil. He lacks empathy and goes into a disassociative state and commits atrocities.

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Thalia: hey Percy?

Percy: yeah?

Thalia: ur a bitch.

Percy: I luv u too Thalia.

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Annabeth: as if! Your sense of direction is so bad, you lose yourself in a mirror!

Percy: you CRACK mirrors!

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Frank: I don't see any handsome man here?

Leo: just turn around!

Frank:

Frank: Leo, please. Only one of us can hallucinate at the time.

Leo:

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Headcannon that the unusual OP children of the gods represent a rare natural phenomenon that happens in their domain.

Like Thalia being represented by a blue jet, an insanely powerful and very rare lightning strike.

Or Jason being a red sprite. (Which looks epic and diabolical as heck)

Oh, will? He's a fucking crepuscular ray, which is those stream of heavenly ass lights you see from between the clouds.

Percy is a goddam bloodfall.

It's when tiny non-crystalline nanospheres rich in iron, silica, calcium, aluminum, etc. Blood Falls seeps from the end of the Taylor Glacier into Lake Bonney. Scientists believe a buried saltwater reservoir is partly responsible for the discoloration, which is a form of reduced iron.

So basically oxidation.

(This absolutely wasn't me showing you guys my obsession with natural phenomenon.)

Oh my days this is beautiful 🥹

Also, him just picking up his kids and holding them up to his subjects like a cat saying "look at this! It's mine :D"

I love Neptune and his children! so much, could you give me a bunch of random and chaotic headcans about him and his children?

Here are a few of mine that I came up with inspired/take as a basis by yours:

When he's taking on human form, eyes of Neptune shimmer, flicker and change color, unlike the monophonic eyes of Poseidon - It is usually a deep dark blue like Arctic waters or a light, grayish blue like the white sea. When he is angry, his eyes turn black as the depths of the sea, untouched by humanity. And when he is happy, his eyes take on the color of the ocean blue, bright calm and soft.

Neptune gets along very well with his sister Ceres against the background of their shared almost manic love for their children - Proserpine and all the children of Neptune in general. They will sit drinking nectar and devouring fruits to discuss their children - from the number of endearments and words of love for children, those who are nearby may burst their heads. And they will give themselves up with memories of how their children were small and so damn sweet. Back then, they still accepted their love normally.

Neptune is a helicopter parent, but he also has the traits of an elephant parent, he loves his kids so much. He comforts his children by stroking their heads and whispering gentle words in their ears. Their emotional comfort is really important to him. He also often shows physical affection - cuddling or snuggling, holding hands, kissing on the forehead or cheek, or maybe all together in turn, scratching their backs and massaging their shoulders. He is also a big fan of sleeping together - his presence, the gentle swaying of the wave-like atmosphere and his scent are a combination of jasmine and sea salt, soothing and relaxing for his children. next to him, they can have a wonderful night's sleep without nightmares. He loves skin-to-skin contact.

This are all so cute!

OK here are some of mine:

He likes to carry his children, like a lot. He picks them up as he pleases and just whooshes around showing them things like "look at this one! Isn't it great? :D" and his children are like "???"

He's warmer than the average human, he's like a heated blanket. Sometimes Percy or Tyson plop down next to him and sleep or cuddle bc he's so warm and comfy.

He has a habit of nipping his kids. Oh, you're doing something dangerous? *nom* you're not anymore!

He's very touchy about his kids, especially with other gods. He absolutely despises the lingering power or aura of other Gods on his kids, growling and just yeeting his kids to the nearest body of water to take away anything from other gods. This happens a lot when Percy starts hanging out with Apollo or Hermes.

He has no understanding of human foods. Sometimes he just brings massive amounts of fish and raw meat to his kids to have them eat it. Percy tried telling him he couldn't just eat it raw, but Neptune just shoved it in his mouth. (He found out, that indeed, he could, eat it raw.)

What do you think the relationship of the children of Neptune looks like?

I think they are little frys who are super loving and affectionate to each other. They are such protective possessive for each other.

Percy is just glad that he doesn't have any siblings on the Neptune line.

Hmm.

They're obviously possessive, but I would say they are more ruthless than the children of Poseidon. Like the cold and calculating type.

They are vengeful to people who harm those they hold dear, often going to the extreme in trying to get revenge.

It could even be their fatal flaw, the inability to let go of hatred in their hearts, often leading to them pushing away the people that still care about them.