Zombie-is-shuffler - Birb

Also related to the above,

If you don't have food you should take a ibuprofen with a class of water or juice, depending on what you have with you.

Ibuprofen can also in some cases ( if you don't take it with something or use it to much):

In severe cases, NSAIDs can irritate the lining of your stomach so that an ulcer (a small erosion) forms. In the worst cases, such an erosion can lead to internal bleeding, which may be life-threatening. Perforation, meaning a “hole” in the stomach, can also occur in rare cases.

It basically creates more stomach acid then your stomach can handle and damages the stomach lining, thus creating a "hole" in your stomach.

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

Cats

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This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

Fun idea 💡

Photoshop, your friends or family in weird places or as Spiderman

Imagine your friend really tiny trying to jump out a box or from a high place.