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Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).










more dc x dp doodles
i've realized that this fandom either has a bunch a of shitposts or some type of angst. so i offer you one of each!
(mainly to cover up the fact that i'm not very good at either lol)
Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job
Danny's Nest
Tim gets sacrificed in a ritual to summon "the ALL powerful conqueror, Phantom". And by sacrificed, I mean Tim really dies and Danny is forced into his body forcefully.
There's no coming back from that. Not even after the cultists are stopped.
Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form
So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

If I got a euro for every time there's a fight at school while I'm sick at home, I would have two euros. It's not much, but it's weird that it happened twice 🤔
Tell me why it's been a month and I ALREADY HAVE 18 TESTS AAAAAÀAAAAÀHHHHHH
(Already did 5)
AaaaaahhhhhhhHhhhhHHHHH😫😭
Also related to the above,
If you don't have food you should take a ibuprofen with a class of water or juice, depending on what you have with you.
Ibuprofen can also in some cases ( if you don't take it with something or use it to much):
In severe cases, NSAIDs can irritate the lining of your stomach so that an ulcer (a small erosion) forms. In the worst cases, such an erosion can lead to internal bleeding, which may be life-threatening. Perforation, meaning a “hole” in the stomach, can also occur in rare cases.
It basically creates more stomach acid then your stomach can handle and damages the stomach lining, thus creating a "hole" in your stomach.
I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in



Wake up it's time to get blocked and reported