Abalone Cookie - Tumblr Posts
This guy is about to be dead within five minutes.
Help him out by making his death sooner.

Oh no! Abalone Cookie is on Life support!
Do these things to help him!
🔁 Reblog — Cut the wires 🔁
🗨️ Comment — Flip the bed over 🗨️
❤️ Like — Let Black Pearl drown him ❤️
-makes another CRK oc and runs-

He used to work for captain ice cookie before they got lost at sea. That’s how captain caviar took him now and snow crab cookie hasn’t left ever since. He’s also dating lord oyster cookie cause yes.
(In my au abalone and lord oyster cookie are in prison . Abalone being in prison longer for have a mile long criminal record)
Snow crab cookie: I miss my husband
Captain caviar cookie: you can always go to jail with him
Snow crab cookie:…I can…-goes to do something illegal-
Captain caviar cookie: IT WAS MENT AS A JOKE!
real asf 💪
I did the annoying pigeon meme..but with cookies….aaaaa
He is SUCH a piece of crap and that's the appeal.

Like YES. You're an insecure, greedy piece of shit!! You do ALL WRONGS and I love you for it!!!





During an intense art block I took a stab at a couple of canon characters from crk!