Ace Hobie - Tumblr Posts

The card in question
Aroace Hobie who just starts carrying around the Ace of Spade card and holds it up whenever people ask him out.
(Inspire by @bugboi-connor )
Actually,Hobie isn't universal punk,he's afropunk.He's been black since his creation and the comics Spiderband has Riri Willians on it and he acts very distinctively black and his tastes are black too and the movies amped this up big time in design and personality-He has wicks,for goodness sake-and his relathionship in Atsv with Miles is a metaphor for black solidarity and his single love interest is a black woman from his Prowler verse.Hobie's black and punk and you cannot seperate these and i put black first for a reason cause white and nonblack poc punk Spiderman fans be outta pocket with him too often.Hobie's not a generic altie,he's a punk nigga and that's why he'd never be caught dead at Hot Topic or making himself a thirst trap or picking on his friends to be funny and thinks smoking is gross and isn't a cornball 'male feminist' but a womanist and is convinced he's unattractive and unappealing thanks to growing up in such a violently antiblack place like 1970s England that's even worse than our version thanks to it's fascist caused apocalyptic status and he said 'I hate labels' as a trans thing but specifically based off his gender experiences and gender trauma as a black person that led to him becoming unlabeled to begin with and it also refers to white people telling him he should just say he's english instead of jamaican-english.The latter half is headcanons based but all entierly from canon Hobie and irl blackness and has no contradiction because of how well-written he is.Hobie would not act,do or like something or someone just because it's aracial alt but he WOULD absolutely LOVE something if it's afropunk or even just regular black.Spiderpunk is black.Don't you ever take that from him or from me or from us(ππΌππ½ππΎππΏ < That being us).He's black peoples before he is anyone else's
Uh,if you guys are so fixated on 'Fem mc ends up with the edgy dude instead of the goody two shoes male protagonist' trope,where's all the hype around them exactly?










Or let me guess:You're gonna say they don't count because they aren't enemies to lovers or um Ackstually Hobie's an adult!!!(He's not,his age is up for interpreation as confirmed by the writers)as if y'all don't brag about loving age gaps or Hobie dosen't need to date anyone or you 'don't like their aesthetic'.Yeah,right-Y'all raved about Zuko/Katara and Bakugou/Ochako and Felix/Marinette and fucking Reylo but Gwen and Hobs are too healthy and an actual female fantasy that doubles as transfem and real interracial rep instead of steteotypical and racist bs.You guys are all about classic tropes until a black person is involved and then suddenly it's overdone or even 'gross' PLEASE you look like clowns who didn't go to your makeup lessons
Hobie being implied to be genderqueer and possibly unlabeled and taking in trans girl!Gwen after her dad kicked her out which lead to them becoming best friends is more lgbt than anything between Miguel and Peter B and yeah,YOU did heard that from me.I'm the number one Gwen and Hobie loving eachother so much regardless of it's nature supremacist and a proud Sp*derdads HATER
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Atsv fans who're so dismissive of the Hobie age discourse that they mock people that get upset at him being sexualized literally go fuck yourselves,one of my friend's i made through the fandom who's like family to me now literally had an attack because of seeing Hobie k*nk art so i had to comfort him because he's also a black minor and i've got plenty of other black mutuals that are also teens who feel violently triggered by Hobie porn too and i hate y'all with my entire black eldest sibling soul for making them out to be 'oversensitive' for it,ESPECIALLY because Spiderverse is a children's space to begin with so even if Hobie gets confirmed as an adult you'll still be bad people for your behavior towards them.Treat black kids with some dignity,they're better than you even at your grown age