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Okay, I've told myself I'll write a fic about this for a long time, but I don't think it's going to happen, so let's write about it here instead.

Consider: aroace Betrand Baudelaire. Specifically, consider aroace Bertrand Baudelaire along with Violet Snicket.

A Bertrand whose best friend was always Beatrice. She understood him as he was and loved him like no one else. A Bertrand who spent his whole life thinking about how lovely it would be to live with one of his friends, but knew it would never happen because they were all very alloromantic and weren't going to want that with him.

And then one day, Beatrice shows up at his door, crying. He knows what happened between her and Lemony; how she still loved him, but had to end it for enough reasons to fill a 200 page book. He knows that Lemony is now on the lam and has faked his death. So he thinks he knows what's wrong. It's that she is still mourning her relationship with Lemony.

And then Beatrice tells him that she's pregnant. She doesn't know what to do. She wants to keep the baby, but Lemony's situation is not one that would allow him to be a father. That's why she broke up with him. His circumstances are too complicated for anyone to be involved with him, especially an innocent infant. Even if Lemony isn't involved, everyone will know who the child's father is. It's obvious.

So Bertrand proposes a solution: he will marry Beatrice and act as the child's father. Beatrice gladly agrees. She has always loved Bertrand. She has always clung to Bertrand. Lemony has always been her love, but Bertrand has always been her rock, her comfort, her sanity. And after the way everything went down with Lemony, she would be more than happy to never have a romantic relationship again. Bertrand is sweet. He's smart. He is kind and gentle. He'd make a loving father. It was never the future Beatrice pictured for herself, but it isn't hard to say yes.

At first, everyone is still suspicious of the child's paternity. They know how recently Beatrice was together with Lemony, and they know Bertrand was never one to have sex. But within a few years, Beatrice is pregnant again, and there's no sign of Lemony anywhere. Clearly Bertrand is at least willing to have sex for procreation. By the time Sunny is born a decade later, no one questions their marriage.

Their marriage is real and beautiful. They enjoy raising their 3 children. They spend every day in each other's company. It is, in effect, a queerplatonic relationship. Beatrice often wonders what could have been if Lemony's circumstances were different, because how could she not, but she never regrets a thing. She is happy this way. No doubt happier than she ever could have been with a man as troubled as Lemony, even with how much she loved him.

I don't know if Violet and Klaus notice that there's something different about their parents' relationship when they're still alive. To them, this is what marriage has always looked like. Their parents are close and they love each other; that's more than can be said of some of their friends' parents.

I do think that when the books come out and they see Lemony's dedications to Beatrice, some things click into place. Their father loved their mother, but not quite like that.

I'm not sure when Lemony caught on, but I have to imagine he is respectful of it all, even if very saddened. Bertrand was always a good colleague and a good man. If Lemony's downfall was what it took for Bertrand to get the kind of relationship he always wanted, perhaps it was for the best. Bertrand would certainly be a better father to his child than messy, unpredictable Lemony, whose passion had always been his downfall. Lemony would have much preferred to be with Beatrice and raise his own child, but clearly things are better this way.

Anyway. Perhaps one day I'll write the fic. If any of you want to beat me to it, please go ahead. But that's the headcanon I've had for quite a while. I've always liked the takes on the Sugar Bowl Generation where Bertrand is Beatrice's best friend first and foremost, and this is really just an extension of that. But I love this theory so much that I'm still not entirely convinced I didn't steal it from someone else (although I've never seen anyone else say it, so I don't think I did).

saw people on twitter calling rantaro a hoe so i’m posting this as a reminder that he is asexual and even if you don’t think so calling him a hoe/fuckboy/playboy/slut/whore etc is literally so ridiculous and all it does is serve to show how little you actually understand his character god bless.

I saw this before and I can see this happen.

Aroace byakuya Canon when???

Choso told Yuki he liked her and she was like: "dude... sorry... I'm a lesbian"

He suffered (but also was kinda happy for being seen as a man because he is trans and thought he didn't pass), until he had a talk with Yuji and they talked about it and Yuji was like "wait... that's not how you feel when you like romantically someone" "wait what"

And that was how Choso found out he was aroace.

Ok but just consider

Shoya from a silent voice is a nonbinary transfem that is also aroace and in a qpr with Shoko

My favorite nobody kisser ❤️❤️

The card in question

Aroace Hobie who just starts carrying around the Ace of Spade card and holds it up whenever people ask him out.

(Inspire by @bugboi-connor )

fyi the entire pines family is on the aroace spectrum

mabel: - cupioromantic/sexual - no romantic/sexual attraction but fantasies about it - she jumps from crush to crush because of societal expectations of young girls having crushes on boy dipper: - lithoromantic/sexual - loses romatic/sexual attraction for anyone when it's reciprocated - i mean. cmon. he crushed on wendy (totally unattainable) for a whole summer stan: - aromantic bisexual - absolutely just flirts with women because that's whats expected of older men - dont personally see him as acespec ford: - gay grayromantic/sexual - only feels romantic/sexual attraction occasionally - he fucked that research assistant and triangle - the only relationship (i won't count bill) hes had imo

This is honestly exactly how I view them. No questions asked. This is it.

fyi the entire pines family is on the aroace spectrum

mabel: - cupioromantic/sexual - no romantic/sexual attraction but fantasies about it - she jumps from crush to crush because of societal expectations of young girls having crushes on boy dipper: - lithoromantic/sexual - loses romatic/sexual attraction for anyone when it's reciprocated - i mean. cmon. he crushed on wendy (totally unattainable) for a whole summer stan: - aromantic bisexual - absolutely just flirts with women because that's whats expected of older men - dont personally see him as acespec ford: - gay grayromantic/sexual - only feels romantic/sexual attraction occasionally - he fucked that research assistant and triangle - the only relationship (i won't count bill) hes had imo

currently thinking about aroace hercules mulligan . i am happy .

true and real fact: frye and shiver are qpr and not romantic

source? them and bigman are literally the aroace flag

you know, they give a canon reason why Marilla never married but I can't remember them ever giving a reason for Matthew... so I'm gonna claim him for the aroaces