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Jealous Adult Trio
Chrollo, Hisoka, Illumi
Summary: What I think Chrollo, Hisoka, and Illumi would be like when they’re jealous.
A/N: First post with these three, and first hxh post too!I tried to make each scenario different, but they’d probably just murder the person making them jealous tbh💀
Chrollo:
It depends on who is making him jealous
If he’s out on an undercover mission with you and in order to slip past the guards to get to the goods he wants you must seduce them, he’ll have to hold back his urges in order to not sabotage the job
He’ll keep his stone cold demeanour, eyeing you off front the distance
The boss will avoid the eyes of the pursuer, to not arouse suspicion
Fists clenched throughout the rest of the job, he’ll keep quiet, until the job is over
He can’t hold himself back, using that tone that makes your knees weak
“You couldn’t help yourself back there could you, darling? Making me jealous like that?”
But if its some random, maybe a friend of yours...
And if you purposely ignore him to continue your conversation, oooo boy
He doesn’t pout, or get moody, he’ll respond to you condescendingly for the rest of the day
With his power, the way he answered so aloof made you nervous
Which is exactly what he wanted you to react
The biggest extreme is if it was a bartender, waiter, etc
Let’s say they were getting way to familiar and touchy with you, Chrollo will shoot daggers through them
You can feel the bloodlust oozing off him, and the way he kept silent made it so much worse
You’ll return home for like five minutes and he’s got his coat back on and heading for the door
You’ll ask where he’s off to, and he’ll reply:
“I’ve got a little bit of unfinished business to attend too.”
You’re not dumb, you know he’s going to unalive that poor pal
Shalnark had already found his address within minutes of Chrollo sending him a picture
Let’s say the deed is done, how do you make it up to him afterwards?
He wants nothing more than for you to pamper him before he falls asleep
Comb his hair with your fingers, read aloud to him, let him lay all over you
Basically what he does for you, but he wants you to return the favour
He gets so unbelievably petty but once again, condescendingly
Forgives you nonetheless, but you should know that he knows you aren’t the one he should be forgiving
He’s got a reputation yall 🤚
Hisoka:
Oh heaven help you if you make him jealous
100% blames you, even if you weren't the one putting yourself out there
Kills the other on the spot, no matter who it is, but he has to be really wound up
While Chrollo didn’t want to ruin his “boss” reputation, Hisoka’s reputation is literally being a creep, he’ll stop at nothing
His two approaches he uses, no matter the situation
One, he’ll try to get your attention
He whines, full on like
“Y/N, pay attention to me~ not this weasel”
Does not care what he says in order to get you to look at him, trust me
Even a bit nsfw if he feels like it, another that’ll make the other person get creeped out
Licks his lips at you, I really mean anything
Gets incredibly more touchy, holds your waste, hip, thigh, anything intimate to possibly scare of who you’re talking to
If being creepy and whiny doesn’t make them back off, or if you still won’t give him the attention he’s craving, that’s when he’ll kill em
Usually, it works, and you’ll excuse yourself just to stop this man from embarrassing you any further
His second tactic is to intimidate them
Questions them with the dumbest things ever like
“Have you ever heard that if you scratch your ear you can ease your tickling throat?”
“N-No...”
If that doesn’t work, he’ll get up in their face, humming like he’s observing their every move
Touches them, pokes them, invades their bubble completely
It gets to the point where you tug him away and you scald him about ruining your conversation
You have to prove that you still love him and him only the rest of the day because he won’t leave you alone until you forgive him or prove it to him
Please just do as he says 🙄
Illumi:
Mr Mans over here has no idea what to do
He doesn’t even know how to name the weight and anger watching another get too familiar with you
He’d shrug it off, probably thinks he’s angry for some reason, watching you from a distance with his chin in his palm
If the conversation goes awry and you get uncomfy, he’ll call you over to him
You’ll thank him and make a quick exit
Over the next few weeks, Illumi notices this feeling keep coming back when you pay more attention to someone than him
It gets so on his nerves that he genuinely gets frustrated and asks you one day what you think it means
You kind of just laugh at him and say that he’s jealous
0_0 “You can feel jealous of people?”
“Yeah, it’s probably because you love me~”
“Oh. Yeah.”
Now he’s even more angry about the feeling because he thinks that people will know that he loves someone
Uses his aura to chase people away from you, and tugs you away if that doesn’t get them away
People will definitely be able to tell he’s jealous if he’s doing that, dummy
That’s really with randoms or your friends, but if Hisoka ever makes him jealous (he definitely will)
He has nothing to hide as Hisoka is well aware that you’re dating
But with Hisoka being, well, Hisoka, obviously he isn’t going to let that stop him
Gets so mad that he does that thing where his hair flies up and the crows come flying
It takes a bit to calm him down from that, and you have to dismiss Hisoka yourself in order for Illumi to chill out
The fact he gets jealous is kind of heartwarming, knowing his background
Settle him down and reassure him that you love him
He’s capable of love just give him time ☺️