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Jealous Adult Trio

Chrollo, Hisoka, Illumi

Summary: What I think Chrollo, Hisoka, and Illumi would be like when they’re jealous. 

A/N: First post with these three, and first hxh post too!I tried to make each scenario different, but they’d probably just murder the person making them jealous tbh💀

Chrollo:

It depends on who is making him jealous

If he’s out on an undercover mission with you and in order to slip past the guards to get to the goods he wants you must seduce them, he’ll have to hold back his urges in order to not sabotage the job

He’ll keep his stone cold demeanour, eyeing you off front the distance

The boss will avoid the eyes of the pursuer, to not arouse suspicion 

Fists clenched throughout the rest of the job, he’ll keep quiet, until the job is over

He can’t hold himself back, using that tone that makes your knees weak

“You couldn’t help yourself back there could you, darling? Making me jealous like that?”

But if its some random, maybe a friend of yours...

And if you purposely ignore him to continue your conversation, oooo boy

He doesn’t pout, or get moody, he’ll respond to you condescendingly for the rest of the day

With his power, the way he answered so aloof made you nervous 

Which is exactly what he wanted you to react

The biggest extreme is if it was a bartender, waiter, etc

Let’s say they were getting way to familiar and touchy with you, Chrollo will shoot daggers through them

You can feel the bloodlust oozing off him, and the way he kept silent made it so much worse

You’ll return home for like five minutes and he’s got his coat back on and heading for the door

You’ll ask where he’s off to, and he’ll reply:

“I’ve got a little bit of unfinished business to attend too.”

You’re not dumb, you know he’s going to unalive that poor pal 

Shalnark had already found his address within minutes of Chrollo sending him a picture

Let’s say the deed is done, how do you make it up to him afterwards?

He wants nothing more than for you to pamper him before he falls asleep

Comb his hair with your fingers, read aloud to him, let him lay all over you

Basically what he does for you, but he wants you to return the favour

He gets so unbelievably petty but once again, condescendingly 

Forgives you nonetheless, but you should know that he knows you aren’t the one he should be forgiving

He’s got a reputation yall 🤚

Hisoka:

Oh heaven help you if you make him jealous

100% blames you, even if you weren't the one putting yourself out there 

Kills the other on the spot, no matter who it is, but he has to be really wound up

While Chrollo didn’t want to ruin his “boss” reputation, Hisoka’s reputation is literally being a creep, he’ll stop at nothing

His two approaches he uses, no matter the situation

One, he’ll try to get your attention

He whines, full on like

“Y/N, pay attention to me~ not this weasel”

Does not care what he says in order to get you to look at him, trust me

Even a bit nsfw if he feels like it, another that’ll make the other person get creeped out

Licks his lips at you, I really mean anything 

Gets incredibly more touchy, holds your waste, hip, thigh, anything intimate to possibly scare of who you’re talking to

If being creepy and whiny doesn’t make them back off, or if you still won’t give him the attention he’s craving, that’s when he’ll kill em 

Usually, it works, and you’ll excuse yourself just to stop this man from embarrassing you any further

His second tactic is to intimidate them

Questions them with the dumbest things ever like

“Have you ever heard that if you scratch your ear you can ease your tickling throat?”

“N-No...”

If that doesn’t work, he’ll get up in their face, humming like he’s observing their every move

Touches them, pokes them, invades their bubble completely

It gets to the point where you tug him away and you scald him about ruining your conversation

You have to prove that you still love him and him only the rest of the day because he won’t leave you alone until you forgive him or prove it to him

Please just do as he says 🙄

Illumi:

Mr Mans over here has no idea what to do

He doesn’t even know how to name the weight and anger watching another get too familiar with you

He’d shrug it off, probably thinks he’s angry for some reason, watching you from a distance with his chin in his palm

If the conversation goes awry and you get uncomfy, he’ll call you over to him

You’ll thank him and make a quick exit 

Over the next few weeks, Illumi notices this feeling keep coming back when you pay more attention to someone than him

It gets so on his nerves that he genuinely gets frustrated and asks you one day what you think it means

You kind of just laugh at him and say that he’s jealous

0_0 “You can feel jealous of people?”

“Yeah, it’s probably because you love me~”

“Oh. Yeah.”

Now he’s even more angry about the feeling because he thinks that people will know that he loves someone

Uses his aura to chase people away from you, and tugs you away if that doesn’t get them away

People will definitely be able to tell he’s jealous if he’s doing that, dummy

That’s really with randoms or your friends, but if Hisoka ever makes him jealous (he definitely will)

He has nothing to hide as Hisoka is well aware that you’re dating

But with Hisoka being, well, Hisoka, obviously he isn’t going to let that stop him

Gets so mad that he does that thing where his hair flies up and the crows come flying

It takes a bit to calm him down from that, and you have to dismiss Hisoka yourself in order for Illumi to chill out

The fact he gets jealous is kind of heartwarming, knowing his background 

Settle him down and reassure him that you love him

He’s capable of love just give him time ☺️

Chrollo with a s/o that makes them the ultimate power couple

Requested by a very relatable anon who said: i'd love headcanons for hisoka or chrollo in a power couple...i could read a whole book about that tbh. i wanna be the villain's partner in crime💔

A/N: I got you fam I daydream about this daily. Oh, to overthrow the world with Chrollo 😪

a/n: sir please end me (respectfully)

First of all, I would love to make this gender neutral, but the thought of going undercover with him when he’s in that suit and you’re in a cocktail dress is just

Imagine going undercover with him thoooo

Hand in the small of your back, shoulder to shoulder

He’d whisper in your ear when he’s located the target or wants you to look out for a certain person

The eye contact would be both flirtatious but practical and sly

He’s funny with being protective 

He’d either not let you leave his side and keep you out of harm’s way

Or, and this is my favourite option, he’d be so confident in your skills that he’d sit down and just watch you fight

He’d say something like “go get them, darling”, you’d tie up your hair, and he’d loosen his tie and sit down as you kick off your heals and strut off to kick ass 

Like????

Oh he’d be the most protective of you around the troupe

If he ever gets serious with you, you two are terrifying

2v20 is nothing to you two

It gets to the point where people know not to mess with you, so if Chrollo opens his book and you prepare your nen, game over

People quite literally part as you walk past, even if they don’t know who you are you guys just have a presence

I think it’s just the pretty privilege you guys have too

Especially when you dress up, oohhh undercover balls y’all

I know I kind of already spoke about this ugh

You can hear a pin drop as you two dance alone, just owning that ballroom, and you see the target and find the perfect opportunity to attack

Classical music still in the background as people scream is a vibe (I’m mentally stable I promise)

Yeah I definitely see the dynamic as Chrollo being the brain and you being the braun

It just makes sense? Idk

Imagine he gives you a mission (because you’re his most reliable ally) and you return to him covered in blood and he’s got his back to you looking out the window

You kind of just say “the job’s done” and he just goes “well done darling”

aaaaaaa

You two would totally have a couples name that relates to the phantom troupe

No, don’t just look out for Chrollo, look out for his s/o

Ya’ll would be on the news with a sick nickname and he’d be like “that has a ring to it”

Uh yes

Let me be called that forever thank you

Speaks of world domination with you, calling you his queen/king

Sitting on the top floor of buildings with champaign in hand, toasting to the thought of ruling the world with the heads of your enemies on a platter

And it’s not a far-fetched dream either