Ilia: So Velvet Huh? They Call You That Because Of The Sweet Smooth Accent Of Yours?

Ilia: So Velvet huh? they call you that because of the sweet smooth accent of yours?

Velvet: No it’s because it’s ma name.

Ilia: (Frustrated gay silence)

@bishrexualrobot​ dang that's good...  HissyFit is now my pick,

Alright Kipo fans we need to come together for an important decision, one that could well determine the fate of our fandom! are we calling Cotton x Yumyan Ferrit or CottonCatty?

In a Better World 2: ripping off this band aid early

Ozpin: Lie Ren, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Ren and Ilia Amitola, you retrieved the white rook pieces, and will form team APRL(April) lead by Ilia Amitola!

(Ilia barely containing the urge to shift full pink with embarrassment and joy)

Weiss (Offstage applauding her friend): It was the obvious pick, i mean her only real competition for being a team leader was me, and since i’m on a different team it was a sure thing!

Ruby: Then why were you sweating and looking so nervous?

Weiss: Because your cape is crooked! now straighten it out, it will look bad when i’m formally made team leader if my team is in such a state!

(Jaune with Oscar sitting on his shoulders applauds and waves to the group)

(Pyrrha Smiles blushes and sheepishly waves back,)

(Lie Winks at him and gives him a finger gun,)

(Both notice the other’s flirting and lock eyes the first salvos have been fired, the war the blond himbo is on,)

Man the first episode of Seis Manos is really crushing,

Alright Kipo fans we need to come together for an important decision, one that could well determine the fate of our fandom! are we calling Cotton x Yumyan Ferrit or CottonCatty?

Fiona: Open bar i will have my revenge!

May: Seriously how are you this much of a lightweight?

Fiona: I don’t know! so did i keep my dignity last night?

May: This time you hit on Winter Schnee so i would say no,

Robyn: I don’t know i think it went well,

(Last night)

Fiona: Heeey there!

Winter: Umm Hello?

Fiona: Your lucky your such a cutie or i would be mad at you,

Winter: For what?

Fiona (sending her contact info to Winter’s scroll): For screaming my name so lout tomorrow (Winks and walks away)

(Back in the present)

Fiona: Huh, well i (Interrupted by her scroll) I HAVE TO GO NOW!

May: What?

Fiona: That was Winter! she’s got a hotel room for us i need to go now! time to do to a Schnee what they have been doing to us for the last few generations!

May: But she’s a COP!

Fiona: A freaking hot cop i actually successfully hit on!