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11 months ago
Boy If You Don't Put Those Green Apple Jolly Rancher Eyes AWAY
Boy If You Don't Put Those Green Apple Jolly Rancher Eyes AWAY

Boy if you don't put those green apple jolly rancher eyes AWAY


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1 year ago

i love you. therefore I must murder you in cold blood with a rusty machete and then tear your flesh off of your bones as if I were unwrapping a Christmas present vaguely shaped like a PlayStation 5.


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11 months ago

Do you ever think that Aziraphale is so often seen forgiving others (Gabriel, Maggie, Crowley) because he thinks that's the best thing someone could do for him and fix whatever guilt complex he is stuck in.


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1 year ago

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

If You Fall For A Social Media Prank, Do You Reblog/pass It On To Your Followers?

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7 months ago

I’m gonna kill all of your participants in note then you

there is a GAYBOY liking all my posts. Yeah. i know who you are. @gayhomosexualgaygaygay


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1 year ago

live laugh love mitski - lunar probably

Heres mine!!

How do you talk to a star - everybody’s worried about Owen

Little lion man - Mumford and sons

Allies or enemies- the crane wives

Sexy - from mean girls the musical

Passerine - the oh hellos

Manta rays - cloe moriondo

And all of there are leeches in denton creek - everybody’s worried about Owen

@milo-sky-404 @cr4zyblu3s @thenameisnotimportant

Hey eyeone! I want to know what your favorite songs are, if you see this post you are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to reblog with at least 1 song you have listened to and enjoyed but if you have more you'd like to share then go ahead! Also tag your friends!

I'll start, I'm going to list 5 of my favorite songs

Dr Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood

134340 Pluto by Cojum Dip

Vulture by Bear ghost

Dear John by I monster

And finally: playing places: Oceans by Cosmo Sheldrake

Here's the people I want to tag

@f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @underpaid-guard @blacktipreefsharkwizard @the-gnomish-bastard @thatgayforkcrow @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @agentldiddy @aileaxthevoidien @slutty-wizard-council @monsterfucker-research-wizard and anyone else who wants to play!!!


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7 months ago

you’re literally proving my point, cyborg

Hey Sam

- @official-buckybarnes

hey old man #2 :)


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6 months ago
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook
Get To Know Me Meme Favorite Musicals The Notebook

get to know me meme ♡ favorite musicals → the notebook

tell our stories, the sad parts too. it's better when it's true. where do we go when we go? will you remember me? pretend i'm out at sea? or will you trace the skies, watching birds fly by? you will always be my home.


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1 year ago

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


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6 months ago

I'll be doing my own thing and then the rembererance that Chang is gay will hit me out of nowhere

do y'all think chang and pierce's very brief friendship in origins of vampire mythology was what made him realise he was gay? or was it when he hooked up with that drag queen? cos i think it was the first one


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1 year ago

Going to explore an underwater temple with some friends! Wish us luck! Jack says we’re looking for some mysterious [redacted]. Finally, another ocean adventure!

They said this place was built by [redacted]! That’s incredible! Sammy is a bit nervous, but we’ve been to plenty of ocean monuments before.

Just reached the last island. The temple should be somewhere under the sea here…

We look so silly in these diving helmets.

The guardians gave me a scare for a moment, but I should have known Jack had it under control.

It’s a lot colder in here than I thought. Almost like a cave… This place is gorgeous! I’m almost tempted to bring one of these sea lanterns home.

Wow! Are you guys seeing this? What do those symbols mean?

Sammy says they’re [redacted]. How strange-

Caudatum, those Colossuses gave me a scare for a second. Why did their heads have to move? I don’t think Jack liked them either.

I’ve never seen floating water before!

Something moved-

SAMMY! Oh my god, Sammy… she… they just [redacted]… No, no, no-

It’s so dark… What happened? Where am I?

It was those cages… one must have fallen. I’m not too worried though. Jack has this covered.

I think Jack left.

It-it’s really cold in here.

I can hear them splashing around below.

I hate mining fatigue… my hands hurt.

It’s so cramped in here. These walls are too close…

That can’t be right… my clock says three days have passed. Three. Surely Jack would have come back by now…

I guess it was smart to pack extra food after all.

Had a really bad nightmare last night…

Jack doesn’t think I’m dead, does he?

Is that why he hasn’t come back? JACK! I’M HERE!

Starting to dislike the taste of pork.

Oh, why didn’t I think to bring other rations?

Please, I don’t want to be here anymore… I-I want to see my friends. I want to go home!

I hate it here.

When is Jack coming back?

I-I hear someone talking! Oh, frabjous day! Up here! I can hear you!

I don’t think anyone was there…

Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!! LET ME-

You should see my hair. Jack would have laughed at my grey streaks…

No one is coming, are they?

I-I’m still here…


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7 months ago

The idea they use him as different expressions warms my soul:} like I’ve seen two kinds of posts like this and both are canon in my head

“Dont be a Richard about it dang”

Richard=dick when one of them is being rude

“That was such a dick move”

Dick=good for when they do something dick would do or approve of

I love both of them it’s such a silly idea:3

Since the batkids are so well introduced to their lovely older brother, and they work closely with kids/younger heroes on occasion, many of the Batfam have learned to substitute a certain curse word for names. A name, to be precise-

Red Robin: dang it Hood! Stop undermining me! Red Hood: I’m not! You just have bad plans. Red Robin: gods you're such a Richard ~ Robin: *says something pouty* Batman: theres no need to be Richardy about it Robin.  ~ Spoiler: hey Oracle, you find it yet? Oracle: hold on I’m looking Spoiler: hurry up, I’m about to lose him Oracle: spoil stop that's not helping  Orphan: *signing* yeah you're being a richard, shes trying ~ Red Hood: hey richardhead, nice going, you lost me my goons Nightwing: fuck off

Dick of course, is most insulted by this, but habits rub off, so…

Nightwing: I had it under control Batman. No need for your interference Batman: ah yes. My favorite, losing a fight=under control. I forget Nightwing: okay no need to be a Richard about it Batman: *grins* Nightwing: OOOH I hate all of you


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