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“You stupid mutt, step away from the nachos and no one gets hurt.”
~Zero to Smile as he sniffs her precious food
New Year’s Resolutions (OLD)
Jeff: Stop killing quite as many people. Maybe narrow it down to eight murders a week.
Liu: Get a stuffed koala bear that looks exactly like the one he had when he was a kid, and name her Kelly.
Sully: Find and insult Jeff at least 5 times a month.
Toby: Get his nightmares about Lyra under control.
Helen: Try out encaustic painting techniques.
Zero: Prank Kage without getting caught.
Jonathan: Dye his hair blond.
Kagekao: Prank Zero without drawing suspicion.
Cody: Find somebody who cares about him.
Natalie: Change up her wardrobe a bit.
Jane: Beat Sully at five or more chess matches in a row.
Brian: Try to convince Slenderman to give him fewer lethal (for other people) missions.
Tim: Become stronger mentally.
Sally: Save more children from abuse.
Jack: Hold off his cravings for as long as possible.
Candy Pop: Make as many hybrids as he can\Stop himself from making more hybrids.
Slenderman: He just wants to control and kill people.
Cooking
Can cook:
-Brian
-Jane
-Tim
-Zero
-Liu
-Kagekao
Can’t cook:
-Jonathan
-Candy Pop
-Sully
-Clockwork
-Jeff
-Ben
Doesn’t cook:
-Jack
-Sally
-Helen
-Toby
Can’t cook but tries to anyway:
-Cody
[Zero]: What do you call a clown-faced freak with ugly hair and a lack of charm?
[Jeff]: Don’t you dare.
[Y\n, grinning]: I don’t know, Z. What do you call a clown-faced freak with ugly hair and a lack of charm?
[Jeff]: Glares
[Zero]: Jeffery Woods.
[Jeff]:
[Jeff]: When you don’t wake up tomorrow, assume that it’s my fault.
Headcanon (OLD)
There are only a handful of Creeps that actually feel remorse for what they do and are empathetic with their victims, unless they deserve it, of course. These include Brian, Tim (not to be mistaken for Masky), Toby, Jane, Liu, and Jack.
The others either are incapable of feeling empathy, like Jeff for example, some just don’t think about it, like Helen and Cody, and others just don’t care, like Zero and Kagekao. Slenderman is just a bitch and couldn’t give less of a crap about it though.
The...
The stealthiest: Jack, Hoody, Liu, Jane
The quickest: Kagekao, Zero, Toby
The best at physical battles: Masky, Sully, Jeff, Clockwork
The best manipulators: Candy Pop, Jonathan, Sally, Grinny, Slenderman, Helen
The best at psychological damage: Cody, Ben Smile