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making up for lost time by reviving memes that haven't been thought about in a decade xD
People I'd think that'd love the eraserhead baby
Number 1:jason vorhees and his mom
Cmon shed kill for jason. And jason wouldn't kill him.
They'd love the eraserhead baby. Honestly probably because everything they deem as "ugly" they find awesome.
Luda may IS SO SWEET.
Michael myers mom. She'd be scared at first but she'd love it like her own.
Can't tell me he wouldnt
She'd got that motherly love
He's a gentle giant
Nice gramps
hey guys look it’s my fnaf designs >:D my least favourite design is probably springtrap cause I made it up just today LOL
btw, my fnaf animatronic designs are all kids. just saying in case they look like chibis to you or something. can kids even have eye bags though? idk
happy pride. or whatever
Have a dump of my recent doodles of Silly Pasta
Rules For the Blog
This is a little thingy I’m keeping to remind myself and show you who I write for, what conditions I write them under, and so on.
You need to read this before sending in a request, because if you ask something that I cannot do, I will feel bad about having to turn you down. So please skim this over before sending in an ask!
I can make scenarios, headcanons (my personal favorite), and oneshots if you request them, however I won’t write anything with smut or that’s NSFW.
I do not write ships between any of the Creepypastas, and I don’t write male x male or female x female unless it is a platonic relationship only, like Ben and Jeff. I’m aware that most people don’t mind writing same sex ships, but I am not comfortable with it and therefore won’t be doing it.
If you want headcanons, you can request up to five Creepypastas, though I will warn you the headcanons are likely to be shorter with that many characters involved unless I’m feeling particularly creative.
If you want a scenario\oneshot, then it’s preferred you only ask for one Creep, maybe two.
If you want something platonic with the reader, I will automatically write a female reader unless informed otherwise.
I do match-ups in case you’re curious! Just be sure to write a vivid physical description of you\your OC, key elements to their personalities, and what they’re looking for in a partner. This will be replied to with headcanons, not a oneshot.
Lastly, I don’t write gender neutral readers unless it’s for a platonic request. I’m the kind of author that relies on physical details a lot, so writing for someone that lacks any kind of physicality that a certain gender would have is difficult for me. I can’t really imagine it, ya know?
Down below is a list of all the characters I write for. I will not be doing characters that aren’t here.
~𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜~
Masky\Tim
Hoody\Brian
Ticci-Toby
X-Virus
Jeff the Killer
Homicidal Liu\Sully
Candy Pop
BEN Drowned
Zero
Clockwork
Bloody Painter
Eyeless Jack
The Puppeteer
Kagekao
~𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜~
Sally Williams
Smile Dog
Jane the Killer
Slenderman
Grinny Cat
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And that’s that. I don’t write romantic relations with Jane because she is a lesbian and I want to respect that, so I’m not gonna pair her with male readers.
As you can imagine, Sally is merely a child and Grinny and Smile are both animals, so they can’t be paired with anyone. As for Slenderman... I have a very hard time picturing him with a s\o and it would feel awkward writing for such.
These are my boundaries, and I would really appreciate it if you respected them! I’m not trying to sound rude or overbearing, and I am most definitely not a homophobic. I love everybody and respect people and their decisions, and I wouldn’t ever hate anyone for who they’re attracted to. Please don’t accuse me of loathing the LGBTQ community and hating on anyone, because that is anything but correct.
Another thing that should be mentioned is I don’t write anything that has to do with politics. Mostly cause the Creeps are isolated and don’t really care for that stuff.
But yes, these are the rules that I’d like you to abide by. If you have a question about why I don’t write for a certain character you can ask me, although I most likely already know who they are but just don’t write for them for whatever reason.
I may add some more Creeps to this list in the future, but for now it’s only these 19 (which I personally think is plenty tbh), though if your favorite character is left out you can tell me and I may consider adding them!
With all this outta the way, feel free to request, and I’ll get to it ASAP! Hope you enjoy the blog~
Favorite Christmas Quotes
Jeff: “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. Gunshot And a Happy New Year.”
Sally: “I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!”
Zero: “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”
Brian: “When Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”
Tim: “I’m gonna deck your halls, bub.”
Cody: “Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?”
Liu: “You say you hate Washington’s Birthday or Thanksgiving, and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas, and people treat you like you’re a leper.”
Sully: “I Have A Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho.”
Toby: “It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.”
Jack: “I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.”
Natalie: “He’s an angry elf.”
Helen: “My balls are freezing. I never thought I’d say that with a smile on my face.”
Candy Pop: “Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.”
Jane: “I myself believe that when it comes to matters of the heart, the only sin is turning your back on love because of what other people think.”
Kagekao: “If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!”
BEN: “I’m going to buy them their Christmas turkey.” “Buy? Do you really mean ‘buy’?” “Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part’s going to be stealing the money to pay for it.”
Johnny: “You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?”
New Year’s Resolutions (OLD)
Jeff: Stop killing quite as many people. Maybe narrow it down to eight murders a week.
Liu: Get a stuffed koala bear that looks exactly like the one he had when he was a kid, and name her Kelly.
Sully: Find and insult Jeff at least 5 times a month.
Toby: Get his nightmares about Lyra under control.
Helen: Try out encaustic painting techniques.
Zero: Prank Kage without getting caught.
Jonathan: Dye his hair blond.
Kagekao: Prank Zero without drawing suspicion.
Cody: Find somebody who cares about him.
Natalie: Change up her wardrobe a bit.
Jane: Beat Sully at five or more chess matches in a row.
Brian: Try to convince Slenderman to give him fewer lethal (for other people) missions.
Tim: Become stronger mentally.
Sally: Save more children from abuse.
Jack: Hold off his cravings for as long as possible.
Candy Pop: Make as many hybrids as he can\Stop himself from making more hybrids.
Slenderman: He just wants to control and kill people.
Cooking
Can cook:
-Brian
-Jane
-Tim
-Zero
-Liu
-Kagekao
Can’t cook:
-Jonathan
-Candy Pop
-Sully
-Clockwork
-Jeff
-Ben
Doesn’t cook:
-Jack
-Sally
-Helen
-Toby
Can’t cook but tries to anyway:
-Cody
The...
The stealthiest: Jack, Hoody, Liu, Jane
The quickest: Kagekao, Zero, Toby
The best at physical battles: Masky, Sully, Jeff, Clockwork
The best manipulators: Candy Pop, Jonathan, Sally, Grinny, Slenderman, Helen
The best at psychological damage: Cody, Ben Smile
Puppeteer Headcanons
The Puppeteer Headcanons
Jonathan is a unique fellow, to say the least, but I think everyone residing in Slender Manor is unique in some way or another.
He's the kinda guy that will steal someone's lunch but then spend the rest of his life denying that he ever did even when the evidence is right there in front of everyone.
He's not a prankster like Kagekao is, but he also isn't a stick-in-the-mud that doesn't know how to have fun, either. If the right opportunity presents itself, he will indeed have a good time.
His sense of humor is...questionable.
"What's red, small, and sits in a corner?"
Queue the looks of confusion.
"A baby chewing on a razor blade."
Like I said...it's questionable.
Surprisingly enough, he and Clockwork get along fairly well. They're both a fan of dark humor, are keen on people getting hurt as a result of their own stupidity, and adore making their housemate's lives as miserable as possible.
This can be done by either cracking crude jokes, starting fights just cause, and making fun of someone for the dumbest possible reasons.
Ones like Liu, Cody, and Toby have discovered insecurities that they never even knew they had before for these exact things.
For example, Liu now makes a big effort to pluck his nose hairs because they're "long and gross", Cody is now constantly on-edge for worrying about his "thin lips", and Toby just stays in his room more often because he doesn't wanna be around people who see him as nothing more than a "depressed son of a bitch".
Jonathan is one of the taller ones of the Creeps, reaching a height of 6'3". He's also one of the more well-built ones, so he's pretty strong. And trust me, he will show that trait off any moment he gets.
He isn't self-centered, in fact, he's to the point of not even caring what he looks like, but he knows it makes people like Jeff who are very boastful about their appearance mad, so of course he flaunts that around a lot just to see his face of absolute resentment.
When someone dares to bring up his past life, his love life especially, he gets extremely sensitive and blows up at whoever it is, even if they were only genuinely curious. When this happens, he gets over it pretty quickly, but it still makes him angry for reasons unknown to everyone but Slenderman.
He never thought about having another girlfriend, not after what happened, only preferring to live alone eternally. It sounds lonely, but that's what he wants. In his opinion, being in a relationship would just needlessly complicate things, and bring back bitter memories he would rather just not remember.
At times in vulnerability, he does miss his little siblings, since he was the oldest and therefore responsible for their well-being because his garbage mother refused to take care of them herself. This left him being forced to drop out of school and get a full-time job at just 15 in an effort to pay bills and make sure his brother and sisters didn't lose their home.
He shows his occasional sadness through complete anger, and just about everyone knows not to screw with him when he's in this state.
The only person in the entire house that he's really fond of is Sally, and that's mainly because she reminds him of one of his younger sisters, and he treats her as such, even though she can find him intimidating at times.
He hates dogs with a passion. This is why he and Jeff are rivals in particular. If anyone dislikes Smile, Jeff dislikes them. That's just how it goes.
Jonathan is more of a reptile person than anything - in fact, when he was around 12, he owned a couple of pet salamanders. The family dog got ahold of them though so that ended badly...it also explains why he doesn't adore dogs like most people.
This guy is perhaps the most charming individual in the Manor when he wants to be, which makes it all the more deprecating whenever he sweet-talks someone then turns around and insults them. Which of course, makes it more hilarious to him.
He lives to watch someone's expression fall from flattered to discouraged in an instant.
Definitely one of the more disliked members in the mansion because he can be so cruel and overall just annoying, especially to well-tempered ones like Brian, Jane, and Liu.
Things the Creeps find attractive
Hoody - If you wear glasses, that does it for him. You just look so. Freaking. Cute!
Masky - Very subtle, light makeup will make his heart go brrrr.
Jeff the Killer - Believe it or not, it's a major turn-on when you pet\play with Smile, or any other animals, for that matter.
Homicidal Liu - Oversized hoodies. No more needs to be said.
Sully - That's easy; if you retaliate when he flirts with you, he'll love it.
Ben Drowned - When you're willing to listen to him geek out about video games, he'll want to cuddle you so bad. Please let him.
Bloody Painter - He loves it when you talk about your passions. It could be anything. It's very alluring.
Clockwork - If you laugh so hard that food comes out of your nose, she'll get the sudden urge to marry you. It's very strange.
Jane the Killer - Oh please please please play with her hair.
Kagekao - When you do something dumb and then you're willing to laugh at yourself. He'll just jump right in and laugh along with you.
Zero - If you can stand up for yourself instead of wearing your heart on your sleeve, it's one of the most attractive things. Because she's going to tease and make fun of you a lot.
Eyeless Jack - Just listening to him vent is enough for him. Bonus points if you rub his head soothingly while he does so.
Ticci-Toby - He finds it adorable when you bite your lip and look to the side all bashful-like.
X-Virus - If you attempt to like the things he likes. It doesn't have to be anything big; maybe just his favorite type of candy. But he'll greatly appreciate the effort.
Jason the Toymaker - If you accept his frequent gifts with a warm, grateful smile, it'll make his heart sing.
The Puppeteer - When you blow a strand of hair out of your face whenever you're in deep concentration about something, he'll practically have hearts in his eyes.
Candy Pop - He loves it if you look deep into his eyes lovingly.
hello, can i have some puppeteer hcs i am in serious need of it <3
These are very very short and low-quality, also I'm sorry for the long wait. I have not been online like at all :')
More Puppeteer Headcanons
He's one of those guys that really enjoy watching the goriest, most brutal stuff just to hear other people gripe to him about it. He's indifferent on whether or not he actually likes the content.
There are times that he will just sit down in his room and turn on an old cartoon he used to watch when he was younger (ex. Alvin and the Chipmunks, Rugrats, Garfield), and nobody knows about that. It's one of his many secrets that he doesn't care to reveal to anyone.
Jonathan is impossible to embarrass. Seriously, people have tried to do it before but it failed every time. The guy seems completely incapable of being insecure in any way.
He loves the snow. I mean he really loves the snow. It reminds him of when his little siblings would run outside and make snow angels, have snowball fights, make snowmen, and those are the memories that keep him from being completely hollow. Kind of sad when you think about it.
He has an old, worn-out baseball cap that his dad gave to him before he died in the hospital, and he keeps it stored away in the top of his closet so nothing happens to it.
~Height Chart~
Jeff the Killer: 5′10″
Jane Everlasting: 5′8″
Homicidal Liu\Sully: 6′1″
X-Virus: 5′7″
Eyeless Jack: 6′4″
Bloody Painter: 5′9″
Ticci-Toby: 5′10
Clockwork: 5′5″
Zero: 5′1″
Hoody\Brian: 5′11″
Masky\Tim: 5′8″
Ben Drowned: 5′6″
The Puppeteer: 6′2″
Candy Pop: 6′5″
Sally: 4′8″
Kagekao: 5′7″
Slenderman: 9′5″
Types of hugs they give...
Jeff: More often than not, he’ll try to break every bone in your body when he hugs you.
Liu: He appreciates hugs that envelope your entire form in his warmth. It’s very wholesome.
Sully: Mostly he’ll just grab the back of your neck and pull you into his chest. He isn’t extremely affectionate, at least not physically.
Brian: The dude’s a simple man. He’s content just wrapping his arms around your waist and holding you close.
Tim: Ever since he was a kid, he’s been a bit touchy, so a common thing he does is he snakes his arm around your shoulders and pulls you into his side briefly.
Toby: This guy is soooo touch-starved, which means that he is extremely affectionate. He loves any kind of hug, really - but his favorite is the classic pick-you-up-and-spin-you-around kind.
Cody: He pretty much just embraces you tightly and buries his face into your neck. If you want something adorably romantic, Cody is the one to call.
Jane: She isn’t big on physical contact either, so you rarely get a hug. She does like to hold your hand and swing it around though.
Ben: He likes sneaking up behind you and then hugging you from behind, while he rests his face against your back. It’s very cute.
Zero: She will literally use up every single ounce of her energy just to squeeze the life out of you.
Clockwork: She’s the kind of person that is afraid to show you her soft side, so the only time she’ll hug you is when you’re alone. When this moment comes, she’ll simply lay on top of you, cheek pressed against your chest, and listen to your heartbeat.
Helen: He’ll tangle his fingers in your hair and sway back and forth when you hug, holding you gently yet passionately.
Jonathan: There are no textbook “normal” hugs with this guy, nope. He’s very unique with the way he initiates any kind of contact, but the most common tactic is that he’ll lift you up bridle-style and nuzzle your face with his own.
Kagekao: It’s true; Kage is considerably small compared to the average male, but he has demon strength so he uses it to his advantage. This means he wraps his arms around your waist, lifts you into the air, throws you onto the couch or bed (whatever you’re nearest to), then proceeds to jump on you and trap you in a flurry of cuddles.
Jack: Oh, when he hugs, he really puts emotion into it. By this I mean that he always keeps a firm yet tender grip on you, bends over a little so the height difference isn’t so awkward, and sometimes picks you up to get a better hold on you.
May i have some headconens for Puppeteer and a carefree or in a nother word heartless s/o who use humor to explain there emotions'ᵈᵃʳᵏ ʰᵘᵐᵒʳ'?
Ignore this if you wanna, people do that to me alot XD
That's so sad :(
Rest assured you will never be ignored on this blog <3
The Puppeteer with a S\O
You like dark humor?
You're rough around the edges?
You see the world as a glass half empty?
People often consider you "apathetic" or "insensitive"?
Jonathan has found his soulmate.
The two of you vibe with each other a bit too easily, and you're constantly walking around finishing each other's crude jokes and insulting others for your own amusement. Yes, it seems fate has tied you together, but for the best, or for the worst?
You guys just get each other, ya know?
Jonathan isn't exactly a favored member of the household, and I assume that you aren't either since your arrival, since you seem to share key similarities of his personality and people tend to find that obnoxious.
You have made a mutual agreement to not discuss your past with one another and simply live in the moment. This works out well because Johnny hates talking about his past. It does him more mental harm than good.
You fire insults at him all of the time, and he returns the favor with full force. Neither of you takes it easy; you're ruthless.
When you get upset over something, Jonathan finds it very confusing. What is he supposed to do? He doesn't know how to comfort people - it is one of the few things that he just isn't skilled at, no matter how hard he may try.
So instead of offering consoling verbal responses, he will awkwardly inch his way out of the room and come back five minutes later with a bucket of popcorn as he slides in beside you on your bed and makes the suggestion of watching a dumb comedy.
You agree, and by the end of the movie, you're more often than not giggling and making fun of it together, as a true dysfunctional couple would.
During moments when he gets worked up and angry for whatever reason, you have to talk him down cautiously and, once he has stopped puffing smoke out of his nose like a fire-breathing dragon, you'll place a hand on his shoulder, tell a cheesy joke, and wear a derpy grin.
This usually brightens his spirits and he'll shake his head and give you a noogie.
Having play-fights is a common thing between you two, and even though Jonathan is considerably larger than you, you have found some tactics that have allowed you victory several times.
Ex. his neck is very ticklish, and you use that to your advantage. He calls it cheating, but you call it being clever.
He will get his revenge though, probably by attacking you with water balloons or scaring the life out of you by hiding in your closet then jumping out when you least expect it.
Yes, he is a sore loser.
That's okay, because you can up the ante when the moment calls for it and be even worse than he is.
Be proud of that; getting the upper hand on the Puppeteer is no easy feat.
How They Cuddle
Jack
Jeff
Ben
Brian
Tim
Jane
Clockwork
Kagekao
Johnny
Liu
Sully
Candy Pop
Helen
Zero
Cody
Toby
How they kiss you
Helen:
Jane:
Jack:
Jeff:
Sully:
Ben:
Toby:
Jonathan:
Candy Pop:
Brian:
Tim:
Clockwork:
Zero:
Cody:
Kagekao:
Liu (gif wouldn't work)
Jason:
[Jonathan]: Alright. Do you trust me?
[Toby]: No.
[Jonathan]: Smart man.
Hello <3
I just wanted to say....I'm obsessed with this guy 👇
Yeah, this guy right here.....👆
May i have some HC of him and a s/o?
But the s/o dislikes physical contacts someone like me....
Don't worry, he's easy to become obsessed with 🤧
(This is super late and kinda short and I am terribly sorry—)
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Luckily for you, Jonathan isn't all that big on physical contact, either.
So you seldom have to worry about being attacked with hugs and kisses out of nowhere for literally no reason at all.
He won't even try to hold your hand if you're feeling particularly touchy.
The two of you manage to find a way around that though - you make up for whatever you don’t do with random gestures. These could range anywhere from winking flirtatiously, to blowing kisses (this one is a bit rarer), to flicking the other on the side of the head. I didn’t say all of these gestures were romantic ones.
Most people in the Manor don’t even know the two of you are dating because you’re so low-key about it; you act like chaotic idiots who simply enjoy the other’s company, and even the dialogue you share is casual.
That’s just because you’re comfortable with one another, and you don’t have to act like a traditional couple in public to assure yourselves.
“Hey, have you guys considered going out? Your chemistry is really strong.”
You and Johnny met each other’s eyes and started snickering.
“We’ve been going out, moron.”
If one of you needs to be consoled without actually being touched (that’s good because he sucks at doing that anyway), you’ll find a way. One time you started crying and Johnny just stood there awkwardly for about a minute before announcing he’d be right back, then he returned shortly after with some food. You spent that night watching movies of your choice as he was right by your side.
Never underestimate the power of being in the same room together and what it can do to lift your spirits.
If anyone ever crosses your boundaries and Johnny’s around to see it, expect him to violently shove them to the side and send them a threatening glare.
You’ve tried standing up for him in that regard as well, but he’s so big and intimidating he can pretty much do it himself.
But it’s the thought that counts!
Your relationship definitely still works, even though neither of you love on each other 24/7. Your bond is all you need - the extra stuff is up to the mood.