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"Happy Easter everybody! May love, life, and The Good Lord be with you all!"

Alister cheers in glee as he and his animated rabbits go and throw out chocolate eggs the size of apples to the people as they smile and wave on the Easter Day Parade float. Little children also dressed as the easter bunny throw out flowers from the parade.

But a special white Easter Day Jackalope flying on easter egg shaped ballons flies over to Rudolph and brings him a basket filled with eggs and flowers and a card that reads. "To my beloved Rudolph~"

While this is happing two more rabbits on balloons fly over to Persey and Puck both bringing them Basketball sized Kinder Easter Eggs.

Happy Easter Everyone!!! 😄

Should Alister do a Easter Bunny bit? Wonder how PRSM and MHGY would react to Alister being part of the Easter Day Parade as the Easter Bunny? Mostly just asking for Persey's, Rudolph's, and Puck's reactions. (I had happily write an Easter Bunny Alister fic or prompt, I want a little suggestion from the friends.)

((sorry I’ve been absent! I’ll post a little snippet with their reactions here just for bunny funsies))

“Druga, why do you drag me to these things? They are meaningless displays. I would rather spend time in church than-”

 “Shh! Look, Rudy, it’s starting~! There’s the Easter Bunny in all his wonderful, bouncy glory~!”

“Wait, the Easter Bunny’s real?” *quickly puts on his special goggles** “Which one is he? … Don’t tell me it’s just some rabbit faunus guy.”

“This is demeaning and racist. That cannot be the ‘Easter Bunny.’ That is-”

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"Uh here." *Prin takes a hair pin from his hair and uses his semblance to make it into a pen. He blushes brightly as he gives the pen to Sun.*

"Yes. My name is Prin Charming, and I would like your autograph!" Prin says with a bow and and a shy voice, he becomes redder by the moment as he gets his handkerchief signed from what he thinks is a famous boy band.

"I'll pay for your noodles, it's the least I can do for taking your time. Please don't hate me!"

Prin chirps as he notices the impatient look in their eyes. Shame and embarrassment show in his beet red face.

Boy Band SSSN?

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Sun blinked over at the stranger, a bit surprised to see a male fan. He didn’t look like anyone Sun had seen at Haven, but after their fight in the tournament, it wasn’t hard to imagine they’d gained a few more fans already. 

“Um… yeah, sure,” Sun shrugged and smiled brightly. “You got a pen, dude?” He assumed this new fan wanted him to sign the handkerchief and so reaches over to take the silk in hand. “Ooh, soft~! You sure you want me to sign this?”

The other members of SSSN waited at the noodles stand, some more impatient than others. Scarlet seemed particularly miffed and glared from the sidelines. 

"Exactly what I promised. The Crusader Prototype - Code named Richard, A.K.A the Paladin's super jacked cousin. Capable of dealing with an Leviathan and an entire swarm of Flying Monkeys. Very Top Secret and Very Experimental. Good thing this was funded through private accounts, because the General would not let this thing exist unless it had a 3 level 5 clearances from the High Military command. Gravity Missile Pods, Fusion Lazer Canons, Combat Drone Carriers, Hard light Shield, and my addition to the arsenal an Vibroblade-Energy sword hybrid fitted with the energy conversion core, or as I like to call it Excalibur.

I am loaning it to you for field testing just as long as I am inside the co pilot cockpit to oversee any system or mechanical problems. You know to make sure you don't explode."

Hey Ash. About that Paladin Next Gen Prototype. Ya still wanna test it out? (sorry disappearing on ya like that. Stuff happened and I forgot.)

(Is k)

“I’m interested. What do you have for me?”

"Here's the thing Ash. This thing is meant to be the war ender, the one weapon to end all wars, it even has a self-destruct option. And the explosion can make another Mountain Glenn in Remnant.

This baby is equal to what those video games call a nuke. The Last Resort, to be honest I don't want to see the finished product of the project. They want to make 12 of these monsters.

We had to put a limiter on this thing, as of now you are only using 20% of it's full power, it's strong enough to take on Paladins still though.

Though if I can have my way this mech suit should be made into a moblie power plant. After all its power source is basically equal to that of a city's.

Imagine what it can do when used Livelihood instead of Warfare. But I am just an techie not a King, so I have no say what's so ever.

Hey Ash. About that Paladin Next Gen Prototype. Ya still wanna test it out? (sorry disappearing on ya like that. Stuff happened and I forgot.)

(Is k)

“I’m interested. What do you have for me?”

Prin is able to do the impossible and blushes even redder, redder than Ruby Rose's cape. He takes Sage's compliment to heart, and more so the smile given to him. He's never been like this except for the time that Whitley smiled at him genuinely.

"Oh... uh, it's no big deal, I am happy to treat you guys uh, yeah."

Prin replies smiling like a dope

Boy Band SSSN?

Ever Wonder why allow ourselves to fall in love?

Just got through a lot of angst this week. And I have come to the conclusion the feeling of falling in love sucks. Or maybe it’s just me feeling touch and loved starved? Anyways thinking of adopting a Rabbit and a Cat and name them Alister and Valentine.

Alister shook his head lightly and gave his chérie a small guilty smile. “Nothing wrong. Just couldn’t sleep anymore is all. It’s silly but I got bored. I thought maybe kissing you would entertain me enough to put me to sleep.” Alister then blushes a tinge of pink that was easily visible by their closeness and the fact that Alister was as pale as pristine snow. He finds courage from the back of his throat and asks Rudolph with shy eyes and a shy smile. “But I guess one kiss isn’t enough to keep me entertained enough to sleep. So... can I kiss all your freckles till I can sleep?” The Bunny Faunus proclaimed, his eyes getting pinker and his cheeks followed as well, his fluffy ears lopped and his svelte figure shook in nervousness as he asked his love a funny request 

It was early morning, even for Alister who was still, slowly but surely turning a new leaf from a contract killer to a official hunter. It was 3 AM and Alister should be asleep, but he's not, he's not uncomfortable or even stressed. Why would he? He's sleeping with the best bed in the whole world, in Rudolph's arms, with his head on his chérie's chest. Perfect position to have his rabbit ears hear the sweet song of his bien-aimé's heart beat. Finally done with it he kisses Rudolph for attention.

For once, the reindeer faunus was sleeping soundly. The comfort of having Alister’s warmth against him and the soft fur of his ears under Rudolph’s hand had him dreaming empty, simple dreams he’d easily forget rather than the usual night terrors.

However, the kiss made his face twitch and he grunts sleepily. “Ali-ka?” He cracks open a gold-flecked eye to glance down at Alister with concern, his voice gruffer from disuse through the night and not being fully awake. “What is wrong, dorogoy?” He drowsily runs his hand through Alister’s mop of pink hair to soothe him.

“Not the first time straight guys get confused with me. I just hope that didn’t happen with you man. As much as I actually do want a boyfriend and not a photoshoot partner I don’t think you’d be happy with that?”

The scowl was mitigated it a teasing smile. At least he’s funny and confident, hopefully not cocky though, or in a relationship. Hehe. Papa Tai did say play cute with the ones that catch your eye, and if they don’t like? Well, it makes good humor. Valentine then walked over to his ugh bodyguard and sized him up and then looked around for any vehicles that would be their ride. Ash looked handsome, a nice blend of ruggedly masculine and boyish, the face shape and symmetry are quite fine. Chin and nose are desireable and a pretty set of ruby red eyes. He’d make a good model or at least a cosplayer at the very least, the scars though normally a problem is also easily fixed by the power of the beauty world’s constant hero. Makeup, either way, to amuse himself with the previous boredom he played lookie with his Aesthetic Eye. He then backs up and asks. “So where’s the ride?”

A Bodyguard really?

(Link is here. Pic not mine just wanted to find a face claim. Support the artist.| https://pin.it/jlgns7ppf2chxk) Valentine looked at his phone with an irritated sigh, apparently, stalker fans and some other psychos decided that getting in on the idea of wanting to kidnap him for whatever crazy shit has gone so bad that his agent had to hire a personal bodyguard. Great. I mean don’t get him wrong the security is nice it’s just that his said security is 5 mins late to the meeting point and they have the friggin car, bike or whatever! He’s been waiting at the colder parts of Mistral and he had to hide his face and his ears for hours just so that no one would recognize him. Kinda hard when you won Mr.Vale a few years ago and you have fashion magazines with you on the front cover. Anyways that damn Ash or whatever better come here quick before he gets so mad he blows his cover or before the cold gets past his scarf and winter shades.

“As long as I don’t get attacked and I stay safe and undamaged for my next photoshoot I don’t really care. You know besides the whole obvious this is legal yes? Because since when did Fairlyn Godmother Fashion have contacts with the Military? You know what I am not even going to ask you to answer that. Still, the VTOL is something I always wanted to try ever since my friend let me visit him at work.” Valentine said with a face that went from amused to confused to slightly concerned to an easy-going model-worthy smile fit for Mr. Valentine.

A Bodyguard really?

(Link is here. Pic not mine just wanted to find a face claim. Support the artist.| https://pin.it/jlgns7ppf2chxk) Valentine looked at his phone with an irritated sigh, apparently, stalker fans and some other psychos decided that getting in on the idea of wanting to kidnap him for whatever crazy shit has gone so bad that his agent had to hire a personal bodyguard. Great. I mean don’t get him wrong the security is nice it’s just that his said security is 5 mins late to the meeting point and they have the friggin car, bike or whatever! He’s been waiting at the colder parts of Mistral and he had to hide his face and his ears for hours just so that no one would recognize him. Kinda hard when you won Mr.Vale a few years ago and you have fashion magazines with you on the front cover. Anyways that damn Ash or whatever better come here quick before he gets so mad he blows his cover or before the cold gets past his scarf and winter shades.

Alister giggles as he continues to kiss every freckle in Rudolph’s face, he knew he had to go and quickly finish up and get out of bed. Happy with the love and affection they gave one another, and blissful in Rudolph’s embrace Alister was content, though as much as he wanted to stay in bed with Rudolph work is still work and the Hearth needed to be ran, so with one last kiss on Rudolph’s nose after a pet on his head that drove him and his rabbit ears mad with joy, Alister finally released Rudolph from his hug and started to get off of bed. “Yes yes I know but I did say I was going to kiss all your freckles mon cherie~ Now let’s get you up yes? We need our brave leader looking presentable non?” Alister giggles as he gets up and teases.

It was early morning, even for Alister who was still, slowly but surely turning a new leaf from a contract killer to a official hunter. It was 3 AM and Alister should be asleep, but he's not, he's not uncomfortable or even stressed. Why would he? He's sleeping with the best bed in the whole world, in Rudolph's arms, with his head on his chérie's chest. Perfect position to have his rabbit ears hear the sweet song of his bien-aimé's heart beat. Finally done with it he kisses Rudolph for attention.

For once, the reindeer faunus was sleeping soundly. The comfort of having Alister’s warmth against him and the soft fur of his ears under Rudolph’s hand had him dreaming empty, simple dreams he’d easily forget rather than the usual night terrors.

However, the kiss made his face twitch and he grunts sleepily. “Ali-ka?” He cracks open a gold-flecked eye to glance down at Alister with concern, his voice gruffer from disuse through the night and not being fully awake. “What is wrong, dorogoy?” He drowsily runs his hand through Alister’s mop of pink hair to soothe him.

Alister then chuckles as he takes another swig of his drink and gives Rudolph a small playful smile. "Both. Though more leaning on asking you than proposing to you. I would prefer that you'd be the one to propose but if you want me to be the one wearing the tux instead of the bridal gown for the wedding Cherie ,then of course I'd gladly be the one to go down on one knee and propose to you. You know when I get the ring and prepare something magical ofcourse." Alister will tease trying to stir some fun.

Alister sitting with Ru just drinking in the bar with him. "Cherie. Will you Marry me?" Alister asks casually as he drinks his Kir Royale.

Rudolph raises an eyebrow at his companion with a smirk and a chuckle, nursing his own drink. “Are you proposing, Ali-ka, or just wondering?”

Alister kept smiling but his smiled turned small and his eyes crinkled in sadness. He should have expected this but you couldn't blame him for hoping. But life is not without a grain of salt and love is not without heartache. "To devote one's life to an ideal or to a person is never easy. Both of us know that as much in this cold cruel world. But something I must know mon cherie . Would that pain be for you?" Alister then takes one of Rudolph's hands and places it atop his heart and gazes into Rudolph's eyes with rosey eyes that showed naught but love and care, partnered with a gentle smile on the rabbit faunus's face. "Or for me? You already know my answer Rudolph Donnerov. Even if it is not me, even if I can only be at your side. This pitiful rabbit with hands ever so bloodied can be at peace to have such a thing. Whether as friend or lover it matters not. As long as I am with you it will be enough."

Alister sitting with Ru just drinking in the bar with him. "Cherie. Will you Marry me?" Alister asks casually as he drinks his Kir Royale.

Rudolph raises an eyebrow at his companion with a smirk and a chuckle, nursing his own drink. “Are you proposing, Ali-ka, or just wondering?”

Alister internally sighed he disliked it when he had to be the peacemaker to these two. He was a ex serial killer for Dust's sake. He was the worst one to be given the role for moral judge. But he had to do so because Sapphira wasn't here and he rather eat warm sugar donuts at a bakery later than deal with this.

So Alister walked in between the two and shoves a reindeer plush to the both of them and animated the plushies to hug the two. "Are you two done with the arguing? Persy said something careless but she means well. If it was any other person Ru I'd see your anger to be a little more valid but we know Persy. She's our friend, she knows how hard it is for us. So I'd expect you to be less hair trigger for her." Alister said to Rudolph with a frown, to help get the point across that this was not a fight to pick. He then turned to Persy and continued his chidding. "And Persy though I know your intentions are good we expect you to be more sensitive about it because we know you know. And though both of you guys have your own faults on this let's not something small spark up and hurt our friendship. Fighting like this is what causes people to go and think the way they are now. Violence breeds violence as how kindness breeds kindness." Alister then smiled as he hugged the two together. "Now can we all just kiss and make up?"

A Slight Slip

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Rudolph, Alister, and Persy were taking the day to stroll around town, window-shopping. It all seemed quite routine, but as they were walking, they had stopped to get some shaved ice on the street. The vendor had been a lynx faunus with rows of braids tied into a bun behind her head and feline ears studded with earrings. Only after they started enjoying their treats did someone speak.

“She was very pretty, for a faunus,” Persy commented off-handedly, taking a small bite of her sour apple ice cone. “Such a shame she’s chosen to live behind a booth. I’m sure she could go places if she tried.”

Rudolph stopped and gave her an odd look. “… There are couple things wrong with what you said.”

Persy blinked at Ru, genuinely confused. “Did I offend you, darling?”

Rudolph wanted to fold his arms, but he looked at the treat in his hands and just grimaced. “Yes. For one, she was pretty. Not for faunus, just pretty. You’re pretty, for a human,” he snarls. “Does that feel good? Why separate?” Persy flinches, but Ru wasn’t done.

“But that is just first part! You think she is choosing to work there? You think she is happy to be servant, making little money to survive? You assume she hasn’t tried. You do not know her.”

“Oh, and you do?” Persy huffed. They had both turned their bodies to fully face each other, staring each other down and temporarily forgetting they had a third party with them.

Alister smiled brightly and felt his heart ease and feel full. Truly did he love this man. So he goes and nuzzles his nose unto Rudolph's and giggles. "Oui ce sera mon ridicule renne. C'est un autre des bisous." No matter what the future might hold they have each other in the here and now and that's all that Alister can ask for.

Alister sitting with Ru just drinking in the bar with him. "Cherie. Will you Marry me?" Alister asks casually as he drinks his Kir Royale.

Rudolph raises an eyebrow at his companion with a smirk and a chuckle, nursing his own drink. “Are you proposing, Ali-ka, or just wondering?”

What? What just happened? Did Ru.. Did Ru really just kissed on the nose!? The pink rabbit Faunus was smiling like a simpleton as his mind tried to realize just what exactly just transpired in the past minute. Rudolph is drunk and being cute (not really something out of the ordinary) but confessing to him? Was this a joke? Did they read his dairy again? Persey is going to get it if she did. But back to the topic at hand or more accurately at hug. Rudolph Donnerov, his childhood crush, bad boy with a heart of gold extraordinaire, had just kissed his nose and is acting like they are already dating. Que Gay Panic.

Alister couldn't help but internally panic as he began thinking a thousand thoughts per second. Holy Crap this was happening should he hug back? Did Rudolph want to hug him back? Was this still a prank? Oum Dammit! Alister makes peace with himself and just says fuck it as he hugs back and responds. Hopefully between Ru's drunk self and his cute bunny charm he can get around this... Maybe... Worse comes to worst he'll get drunk the next night and make a lot of bad choices.

He swallows his fear and begins his counter. "Oui Oui Cherie. So is the Red nosed Reindeer Confessing to me? Forgive me if I am not as happy as you'd think I'd be but.. This is a big surprise to spring upon me Ru. I am happy truly. But it would put my mind at ease to hear you say this to me when you are sober okay?" Alister says softly as he nuzzles into the taller boy's neck and whispers into his ear. Hopefully Ru does get what he's trying to say... Or maybe he'll forget the next day.

🌙 Alister and Rudolph. If your okay with it. Also Merry Christmas

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

“Ali-ka….” Rudolph had a bottle of vodka in one hand and slapped his other hand on Alister’s shoulder, partially to steady himself. His face was red from drinking. “I… I care for you. Very much. You are like… not like brother, but… like… like very very good friend…. But maybe… there is more there, da~?”

If anyone needed sleep it was Ru. Alister knows from first experience that when your this drunk your going to need to sleep and a lot of water. But why the hell am I thinking about the logistics and what to do when mu childhood crush is basically saying he wants to sleep with me (non sexually there's no way that's going to happen. Ru's a stupid drunk not a grabby drunk... that's me.) and cuddle and possibly nuzzle and have a text book gay young adult novel romance with extra wholesome and fluff... Oum Almighty if this is real I thank you. Thank you Oum! Thank you for this miracle.

So Alister gets out of his head. His mind now returning to reality, he shivers at Ru's touch. He blushes even more pink as he feels the heat rushes through his body. He almost moans with how this hugs feels so good. "Okay chérie let's get you to bed. You can sleep while I sit next to you. Your drunk.. right? I know you say otherwise but.. Do you really want to snuggle in bed with me?"

🌙 Alister and Rudolph. If your okay with it. Also Merry Christmas

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

“Ali-ka….” Rudolph had a bottle of vodka in one hand and slapped his other hand on Alister’s shoulder, partially to steady himself. His face was red from drinking. “I… I care for you. Very much. You are like… not like brother, but… like… like very very good friend…. But maybe… there is more there, da~?”

Alister was about to go blow a gasket. Then again he wasn't one to judge. He had fucked up... a lot. But at least he doesn't push away what little friends he had in his life. When one familiarises oneself with death too much they start to realise how Life with all it's pain, and suffering, and bullshit. Was worth living for. He sighs as he goes to let Ru stew, better that he let's him get it out of his system. Persi needed him more right now.

"Hey Persi? How about we go and have a little chat. Maybe get some coffee or something.. it helps when these things happen. Tu sais que tu es devenu mon ami quand tu n'étais pas obligé. Votre ma dame chevalier. You are my friend, you are our friend. Maybe it sounded like you... well it was a misunderstanding, but still. Ru didn't have to go and be so harsh. I love him but he's still a little red all over. Remember our promise back then? Even if Ru fell in love with one of us or with someone else we'd still friends. And especially now when Ru is acting like a dum dum I'll absolutely be your friend. Now.. Coffe and Cookies?"

A Slight Slip

Alister puts his hands up and catches Rudolph before he ended up tumbling the both of them down to the ground. Soft white hands, Scarred and calloused from dark deeds and noble deeds. Both of them were holding the drunk Reindeer Boy by the shoulders, though he was able to stop Rudolph from crashing down he can't hold him up for long. He was the quick one not the muscle. That was Rudolph's thing. "Hey I can't carry you all the way there you know! Your heavy with muscle. Rabbits aren't that buff.. especially me." It was in these times Alister wished he had the Physical Strength of his baby brother.

And there it was. Alister slowly stumbled about and as his balance ceased to exist. He then quickly acted to get it back again with desperate panic to not look like a dumbass in front of Ru and the other patrons in the bar. Hey wait a minute... yeah there were others here. And they were giggling and making jokes. Humph if they were enjoying the show of seeing their boss and him acting like drunk idiots then so be it. He goes and dances Rudolph on the way to the room. "Fine but a little dance to the room? I think our audience deserves a good show."

🌙 Alister and Rudolph. If your okay with it. Also Merry Christmas

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

“Ali-ka….” Rudolph had a bottle of vodka in one hand and slapped his other hand on Alister’s shoulder, partially to steady himself. His face was red from drinking. “I… I care for you. Very much. You are like… not like brother, but… like… like very very good friend…. But maybe… there is more there, da~?”

"I don't know maybe the cafe sells stock cookies. But if we go to one of the hipster cafés that we normally go to. You know the ones where the barista has a beanie. Haha~ don't worry I am sure it will be fun. But I am happy that your thinking of improving on your own choice. Me and Gabriel weren't the best of friends when we first met in the Orphanage, hell back then I hated her. But she kept at it and here we are now with me being the Godfather to her twins. Look what I am getting at is the more trials you go through together as friends the stronger your bond becomes. So stop being a negative Nancy or I'll start poking your face like no tomorrow." Alister pouted as he joked. Laughter is the best medicine after all. Besides making others laugh is a skill he finds himself good at.

"Were friends. Nothing about you being human and me being faunus is going to change that. Me having bunny ears doesn't change the fact that I have thoughts, feelings, and opinions. And all those things matter, many others would go and think otherwise but you do think they matter. That in itself proves to me your my friend. And the fact you could have gone out of your to hate and hurt me back then but you didn't. You befriended me, you comforted me, and as your friend I will do so with you as well. Even if you say I am annoying so there! Whew that was cheesey I need coffee and cookies. To a Hipster 'Fanfic' worthy Coffeshop we go!" Alister takes Perci's hand and starts walking to the coffeeshop.

A Slight Slip

"So it's Valentine's Day... Welp time to go and make enough Chocolate to give Wonka a Heart Attack."

Proceeds to do just that. Make enough Chocolate to feed an entire kingdom of them.

Time Skip to the very next day. Pink Bunnies and all give out chocolates like it was going out of style. Alister is seen violently shoving chocolate into mailboxes.

"Get. In. The. Box! Whew there we go. Now to give the single friends chocolate bombs in the form of chocolate rabbits... Yep this is a great idea."