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Jade: What’s this?

Kit: My to-do list.

Jade: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz—

Jade: This just says 'Jade.'

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this was probably better in my mind but…

Jade: You look me straight in the eyes and tell me-

Kit: You can’t expect me to look at those eyes and be straight.

Jade: Kit. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life.

Kit: You’re angry with me, aren’t you?

Jade, smiling sweetly: Livid.

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Boorman: Uh oh.

Kit: What?

Boorman: I see an angry girlfriend heading our way.

Kit: Yours or mine?

Boorman: Does it matter?

Kit: If it's mine, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's yours, we're dead.

kit: *does something stupid* jade: what a fucking idiot. jade: can't believe i would die for her.

kit: this is ridiculous. kit: jade doesn’t have a crush on me. elora: elora: yes.she.does. boorman: yes she does. graydon: yes she does. willow: yes she does. airk: yes she does. jade: yes i do.

Airk: What did you guys get in your yearbook? 
Boorman: 'Prettiest Smile' 
Elora: 'Nicest Personality' 
Kit: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' 
Jade: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Kit: We're kind of missing something guys. 
Graydon: Cohesion? 
Willow: Teamwork? 
Elora: A general sense of what we're doing? 
Boorman: And Jade is not here. 
Graydon: Oh, and that, yeah.

Kit: I don’t have any weaknesses.

Jade: Hi, Kit!

Kit:

Kit: I stand corrected.

Airk: Quick, the floor is lava.

Jade: *helps Kit onto the counter*

Scorpia: *kicks everyone off the counter that aren’t Kit and Jade*

Airk: Two types of people. Got it.