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Greek Gods as Things My Latin Teacher Has Said
Zeus: Patriarchy here, people.
Poseidon: No, I’m the king of the sea!
Hades: There’s lots of blood and gold here.
Hera: So, I have fourteen hot nymphs.
Apollo: One time I tried to get people to call me “amor ac deliciae generis humani” (the love and delight of the human race). Instead they called me an ass.
Hermes: Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three make a left.
Persephone: Why do you have to criticize my walnuts?
Dionysus: You get drunk and steal peoples stuff!
Demeter: *giggles* I guess you could say that they’re ill-infarmed. They’re like oxen. *giggles*
Artemis: Only bully people lesser than you.
Athena: It’s okay. I’ll just publicly mock you if you get it wrong.
Hestia: No on can offend anyone if no one is saying anything.
Ares: You guys are laughing now. It’s funny now, but I was crying.
Aphrodite: Who’s going to love you now?
Hephaestus: I’m using power tools. What could go wrong?