And Of Course My Answer Is Ford. Men In Turtlenecks Will Do Things To Me - Tumblr Posts

As much as younger me used to have the FATTEST crush on Stanley, I had to go with Ford

Here’s why:

So, I looked at it in two ways.

1.) Physical attraction

2.) Personality attraction

Lets look into Stanley’s side first:

Stanley is and will always be known as the ‘free-spirited’ and ‘unapologetically me’ twin - not caring how the world saw him while feeling the sense of jealousy knowing he’s seen as an ‘extension’ of his brother by his parents.

He protects his niece and nephew - even though in his own way - and cares about them deeply. As we see in the show, he’s goofy, yes, but he’s a softie to women even though he tries to act otherwise. He’s softer to the people he loves and acts goofy to lighten the mood.

He’s a bit on the chubbier side, using a gurtle when he dresses up. I personally like chubbiness and the dad bod, so younger me felt so deeply for this man. He dresses up in more of a 60’s and 70’s style from what we’ve seen throughout the show - which I personally love. Even with his hat, he looks great overall. He’s a solid 10. So naturally I struggled to pick.

Now, let’s go into Fords side:

Stanford is more of the nerdy and geeky one that everyone probably cheated off of in highschool because he kept straight A’s easily. He didn’t have trouble with anything academically but most definitely could not talk to women (or men. Most definitely men lmao) romantically. While Stanley could butter up someone, Standford seems like someone who would accidentally tell them the pythagorean theorem instead of flirting out of nervousness.

Even though he definitely struggles to show it in the show, he does love and care for his niece and nephew - just like Stanley. He’s more on the serious side, he can try to seem silly, but he sounds like a suburban dad talking about football during a barbecue while making puns about politics. He doesn’t understand why Stanley was jealous of him for so long until it was too late.

He’s more on the ‘fit’ side - having more stock built onto him due to the 30 years he had to fight to survive another day in other dimensions. He wears more ‘History teacher’ clothing than anything. He gives ‘I’m about to tell the War of 1812 in under two minutes’ but we love him. Just like his brother, he’s also a solid 10.

See why I struggled?

I was able to pick solely due to one thing.

Conversations.

If I were to have a conversation with either of them, Grunkle Stan would be more of ‘I might be trying to sell you something but you’ll never know’ while Grunkle Ford would be more like ‘I want to show you the anatomy of this inter dimensional beast called the Ceptigrögem’ or some shit.

With Grunkle Ford, I feel like I could feel out and talk to him for hours on Greek Mythology without feeling like I’m boring him.

I love Grunkle Stan but I feel like he’d get bored over me real quick and shove me over to Ford so he’d have to listen to me 😭😂

So that’s why I chose Ford.

Same rules as before. Can’t say both. No trying to look at things analytically. If you think one is objectively better looking but you want the other more, vote THAT one. Reblog for sample size and explain in the tags. NOW FIGHT