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being self-deprecating in my general vicinity will provoke aggressive support and affection, i'm like a friendly landmine
"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth
Nah man what I’m implying is that r*wling didn’t like that people INCLUDING GARY OLDMAN AND DAVID THEWLIS WHO PLAYED SIRIUS AND REMUS THOUGHT THEY WERE A GAY COUPLE BC SHE IS HOMOPHOBIC. Look man idgaf if u don’t ship wolfstar whatever but r*wling put them together to say that Remus was straight. 😐
Anti Remadora rant
Ik I said I was gonna do this earlier but I’m lazy asf.
First off the age gap. 13 YEARS??????!!!!! Look normally I could probably get over an age gap as long as it wasn’t absurd but 13 yrs is too much even more so at this time point. Remus has already fought the first wizarding war (1970-1981) and Tonks is born in the middle of the war (1973). Like the experience is completely different for each of them.
Next off Sirius had just died and Remus wasn’t in a good headspace. And ik ppl r gonna come for me say oh ur only saying that bc u ship wolfstar no even if Sirius didn’t exist I wouldn’t ship remadora. So since Remus’ lover best friend had just been killed he wasn’t ready for a relationship. As for Tonks I don’t think she wanted to be in the relationship either. Personally I think Tonks and Remus were covering for each other like Sirius and Marlene did. That being said they only got married bc they were pressured into it.
Next after Remus and Tonks got married Remus said how he regretted marrying Tonks. That he made a grave mistake. He also almost went on a suicide mission to get away from Tonks and it took Harry who was SEVENTEEN to get Remus to go back to Tonks. Like if someone would rather die than be in a relationship that means it’s unhealthy asf.
Next after Tonks and Remus got together Tonks’ whole personality was diminished. Tonks was basically reduced to a house wife after they got together.
Tonks in Order of the Phoenix
Tonks in Half Blood Prince
Tonks in Deathly Hollows
Lastly they were forced together bc r*wling was homophobic and didn’t like that people shipped wolfstar. So she forced 2 obviously queer characters together to say they’re straight. (Personally I hc Tonks as gender fluid and lesbian and Remus as trans ftm and bi.)
So yea that’s my main reasons but yea I hate this ship with my whole existence. :D
oh and wolfstar and flonks supremacy <3