And That Child's First View Of The World Is Elven Lords Bullying One Another - Tumblr Posts
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It was better than an epidural
During an unofficial war council in the healers tents
Celeborn*helping* Elrond with a pregnant woman: Just be patient the little guy finds it hard to perform under pressure.
Gil Galad: Top 10 things Celeborn said on his wedding night!
Celeborn continuing to *help* Elrond who’s getting progressively more frustrated at no one letting him do his job : I can barely feel it but it’s there.
Elrond: Top 10 things Galadriel said on her wedding night!
Celeborn feeling betrayed: Galadriel stop laughing!
Gil Galad, Elrond and Celebrimbor: Top 10 things Celeborn said on his wedding night!
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The pregnant woman is just laughing her ass off so hard that she forgets the pain and then POOF she has a child
And that child's first view of the world is elven lords bullying one another
That child will become Haldir because fuck canon