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thomas won!!!! i’ll probably be using tomas as the name as that is a german variation of the name! so watch out for tomas in an upcoming post
everytime i open this app after someone likes this i just get jumpscared with andre kriegman’s ass
not complaining tho
“i got called a faggot for wearing a shirt from jcpenney” …andre baby i don’t think it was the shirt
clarification as to what “sneak peek” means: i’m writing a scream au zero day fic and the pictures are what zd characters are what scream role. it’s being written. don’t know when it’ll be out because scream is a very intricate story which means this fic will definitely have to be multiple chapters.
sneak peek 🤫🤫
andre would drive cal to the smoke shop, but he’d never go in. when cal gets back in the car, andre immediately asks what flavors he got. if it’s one andre doesn’t like, he’ll just pout on the way home. there’s been multiple times when andre has had to pull over because he tried a new flavor and had a coughing fit because he hated it.
cal and andre but andre naver buys vapes yet does vape so hes constantly feinding for cals
This ended up longer than I intended.
Here's a long rant about Zero Day, denial, and finding comfort in your sickness.
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One of the things that's stuck with us since our first time watching Zero Day is when Cal says something about not being able to cure someone who has nothing wrong with them.
Some people get so deep into their illness that they start to tell themselves, "There is nothing wrong with me." It's self-soothing, in a way. You have nothing to fix if there's nothing wrong, right? And you get sucked further and further into it until it's all you know, so it becomes normal. There's truly nothing wrong with you, because it's your norm, and how could that be wrong?
And then you get worse and worse until something happens. It could be something bad, such as Cal and Andre's case. Something people would usually never consider. But when you're sick, you're sick, and things don't make sense, and it doesn't matter what people would or wouldn't consider. Because you would, and you're normal. There's nothing wrong with you.
That, or you get help. And Andre briefly mentions something, I think it may be before what Cal says? I'm not sure, correct me if I'm wrong. But he mentions something, says that even if they did get caught and got put in counseling or something, they'd get out, and they'd still do it.
And that leads you to wonder, is that true? Is that truly what would happen? Or are they feeling so untouchable and so powerful that they think NOTHING can stop them. Not even professional help.
And we'll never know. That's what I enjoy about Zero Day, there's so much we never know. We just have to trust these two boys who will present you with their truth, not the truth.
We see very little of Cal's family, and what we do see isn't bad. What we see of Andre's is.. conflicting. His family means well, but he's an 18 year old boy who likes guns and doesn't seem to get enough appreciation from his father. It writes itself, really.
We see none of Andre interacting with his peers, we only see Cal during the prom scenes. And the prom scenes are loud and irritating and awkward. He doesn't really try to be social, he takes the next possible chance to go to the only person he really bothers socializing with; Andre.
They're both very sick. Whether it's the same thing, something similar, or something entirely different, who's to say, but they find comfort in each other. They're both rotting away, and it's okay, because it's together. Whether or not it's based in love (platonic or romantic) or a hatred for the world so deep that your vision is blurred by your tears of rage, who knows. You never get to know.
Because the last thing those boys would want is to be vulnerable. Because that means something is wrong. But nothing can be wrong, because you're normal. There's nothing wrong with you.
I hope this makes sense and isn't incoherent.
hi hello!!!
i go by whiskydisky or lonleyloser online but you can call me any version of the two :)
i’m 14!! :)
stuff i like/interact with often:
zero day (2003)
tcc (mostly satirical tho)
the goldfinch by donna tartt
one wheat mark
SOME minecraft content
creepypasta
some animes
(idk what else to put here ahhh)
anyway, i love talking or having mutuals (I LOVE MY MUTUALS!!!!!!!!) so feel free to reach out
TOODLES!!!!
i know both cal and andre got bullied or seen as weird but i want to know *how* people actually interact with them in school. are they more likely to talk to cal than andre? do they do the stereotypical bully things like loudly whispering infront of them, tripping, or just snickering infront of them. i kinda want to know to the extent that the bullying went for them to go along with something like zero day
*points a gun at your head* give me your zero day headcanons NOW!!!!
alright buddy you asked for those headcanons....
a lot of them are for rachel for some reason, or just me projecting, or really out of character, I thought of them in the shower, blah blah blah you don't wanna hear me yap.
some of them are also just "____ reminds me of _____", and they shift past and present tense cause I'm STUPIDD so sorry
ANYWAY
Andre
Andre doesn't really have a definite music taste, he just listens to whatever Cal likes and whatever's on the radio (OR SO HE SAYS)
He was pretty much a straight A student, he probably would've even gotten a scholarship.
His family has had Mel since she was a kitten.
His favorite arcade games are those hunting simulators with the guns.
REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL (obviously), but he probably would've never figured it out anyways.
If he was alive today he would've been one of those shitty misogynistic fortnite players that watch andrew tate and you can't change my mind.
His bed is the best thing you will ever lay on, it's so ridiculously comfortable.
out of character, but it's funny, so who cares. andre secretly LOVES pop music, but he never really gets a chance to listen to it.
cannot draw anything to save his life.
HATES musicals. absolutely despises them.
still sleeps with this one stuffed animal he's had since he was a kid. its a lamb.
THE HEAVIEST SLEEPER YOU WILL EVER MEET. it is almost impossible to wake him up unless he does it on his own.
he's red to me.
autistic. how many more characters will I project onto? only god knows.
necklace guy.
one of those white guys that punch holes in walls when they get mad.
pops his fingers a lot.
paranoid about balding. (AND FOR GOOD REASON.)
Cal
knew absolutely nothing about guns before andre started talking to him about them.
him and rachel were childhood friends.
had a MASSIVE cd collection. just shelves and shelves of cds in his room that him and andre would listen to when they hung out.
doesn't really like going out.
sonic fan. im not explaining he just seems like one.
his entire wardrobe is just black band shirts and jeans because black shirts "go with anything" (he isn't wrong).
bracelet guy.
a little spoiled, ends up spending money like an idiot because of it. (example, his massive cd collection)
the way he was bullied was either physically or those kinds of "my friend has a crush on you" type deals
huge music geek, and gets angry when andre doesn't keep up with all of the stuff he tells him about bands.
REPRESSED BISEXUAL. he probably would've figured it out.
middle school was the absolute worst for him.
says the absolute meanest shit about people and then says "but who am I to judge?" and thinks that covers it
absolutely loved chuck e cheese animatronics as a kid.
he's blue to me.
draws on himself a lot, just draws in general, it's a way for him to fidget.
definitely neurodivergent.
chews off the paint on his nails, and his nails.
Rachel
hums a lot.
not exactly a "popular kid" but people do hang out with her.
air hockey god, nobody can challenge her, they will lose.
earing girl.
people sometimes look at her weird for hanging out with cal, but she defends him.
had a little crush on cal, but nothing would've really come out of it anyway.
her house is super nice, like those grandma homes with the glass figures and useless decor with lace everywhere and uncomfortable couches to sit on. I'll send a picture if u don't know what I mean.
really nice to hang out with.
fidgets with her hoodie strings a lot.
one of those people that can adjust their personality depending on who they're hanging out with.
doesn't like andre because of his reputation and how cal acts around him (like how he actually is), but she doesn't actively bully or talk about him. she isn't that kind of person.
absolutely loved prom but the ride home was so incredibly awkward that it almost ruined the night for her.
has naturally curly hair, but doesn't really treat it right so it's pretty frizzy.
HATES it when car windows are down, her hair gets in her face a bunch.
also doesn't like putting her hair up unless it's really hot out.
paints cals nails. she knows he's a little 💅💅💅 but doesn't say anything.
really liked cal.
i do think she moved on, but it definitely took her a long time.
I'm very sick and tired of the "lesbian best friend" trope in caldre fics, she just doesn't seem like it to me.
falls asleep unnaturally quick.
absolutely loves going out, especially to malls or the park where she can walk and talk with people.
really good in school.
freshman year was horrible for her.
really likes reading and writing, she has a journal that she keeps to herself, it's one of those that have keys to them and stuff.
absolutely obsessed with unicorns as a kid. wanted them to be real so badly.
worried about how she'd look on her college application.
hung out with cal AND andre one time. did NOT like it and absolutely still talks to cal about how bad it was.
AND THAT'S IT... SO... YEAH!
THABK YOU SO MUCH FOR FUELING MY BRAIN AHHH I LOVE THESE SO MUCH!!!!!!
i have too many of these
because tiktok won’t let me post this on their platform… smh
I can't stand people fucking babyfying Andre Kriegman, like NOOOOO, HE'S NOT A POOR FUCKING SUBMISSIVE PUPPY OMGG
Ok, I can understand why people call Cal sadistic and a masochist, but I really think Andre was waaay worse than him. People tend to say that Cal is actually worse because of the things he says to his victims in the shooting, so I'll give my generous opinion about that 🙏
Cal, in the shooting (in my opinion) is pissed AS FUCK. He only wants to get his shit done, and when people says he's "enjoying himself" it's in that part when that random dude talked to him. He was almost all the time screaming ("SHUT UP!!") and telling andre to hurry. I understand his pissy mood in two different ways: 1. He wants to kill himself the fastest way possible (after giving a lesson to those who messed with him) 2. I'm pretty sure Cal doesn't stand people screaming in general, we can see in the prom that he's basically not there in every fucking scene, ditching Rachel to go with Andre because (I assume) he couldn't stand people yelling at his side all the fucking night.
While Andre...
Andre is the one who's having fun, making fun of the people he shot or killed (the "hi buddy" scene, when he makes fun about the way a girl fell) , making fun of the people crying (when he sits in front of that girl whose crying her eyes out) and making fun of the people who he hasn't shot yet (the "You're too pathetic" scene and when he kills the other guy who was hiding in the sofa), he was truly enjoying himself. Not angry as it seems in the entirety of the movie, he was fucking laughing.
Andre is a smart guy, he could of thought of another way of teaching the people that messed with him a lesson, but he didn't. He chose to kill, he chose to do a fucking massacre.
Cal is evil, but I think the rage that andre has inside of him, makes him way fucking worse. Cal just tagged along in the shooting because he wanted to make a mark, he wanted to do something big before passing away (he's a fucking psycho too, don't get me wrong). Andre tagged along because he wanted to kill.
"you're a psycho!"
"yeah, but so are you!"
Sorry to the people who genuinely thinks Cal is taller I guess...
Bunch of hc that I love WOOHOOO!
-Andre deffo snores when he sleeps, while Cal drools
-Cal is a nirvana listener, Andre adores Linkin Park
-Andre sometimes gets weirded out by Cal
-Before knowing what the hell cutting was, Cal used to steal little things, all because of the little rush of adrenaline that consumed his body.
-Cal eats like a five year old. Same kind of food, same kind of messy eating.
-Andre is more of a bad person, Cal is insane
-They would DEFINITELY play fight AAALL the time
- They're both obsessed with each other
- Andre is possessive as fuck, Cal too, but he hides it
- Cal goes to bed at 10 am while Andre goes to bed at 10 pm
-Cal is more of a princess and Andre is a malewife (CAL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO SHIT, he once burned the entire kitchen down trying to make an omelette)
- Cal's hobby is stealing Andre's clothes
-Cal would definitely yap about ANYTHING, and when andre yaps about something important, Cal would be smiling like a dork, focusing on the squirrel behind him.
-They've both killed animals as kids (once)
-Andre OBVIOUSLY has a soft spot for Cal
- Andre obviously, is the bossy one between the two of them
-I'm sorry but they would be so fucking cringe 😭😭
- Andre stays still while he sleeps, Cal usually wakes up in the floor.
- They would both drool about each other, Cal when Andre is doing his track things, Andre when Cal is playing the guitar
- "Just two dumb bitches telling each other: exactlyy" Caldre.
- They would talk shit about almost EVERYONE
-Cal's favorite color is red, Andre's green
That's all I can think for now 💯
Can someone PLEEAASE draw caldre in the brujo ari's artstyle??? I'm begging, I'll bark if you want to WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
They would look so sywyqujqajhqkqkqjwhqh
Yall do we agree that Cal's favorite song is dumb by nirvana? It's so him it actually hurts
MORE HEADCANONS BECAUSE YEA
- Cal doesn't actually have any ed, but he's anemic
-Whenever Cal gets into trouble, Andre is the one who gets him out of it
-Cal admires Andre so fucking much, he's like a God to him
-Sometimes Andre zones out while looking at Cal, thinking about how unreal Cal's beauty is
-I'm sure that when they first met in middle school, Cal got quickly attached to him (he was the only one who treated him like a normal person and not like a dumbass). For Andre it took months to be really attached to Cal.
-They would definitely be talking about something pretty serious, and Cal would just start bursting out of laughter. Andre would look him dead in the eye, and Cal would be like: "...wait, you were being serious??"
-Cal is a blanket stealer, and when it gets cold he'll shove his feet in Andre's lower back
-When they first met, Cal was actually taller than Andre, but then, boom, puberty hit and suddenly, Andre was taller than him.
-Andre can easily lift Cal in his arms.
-Cal's little sister often forces him to try her little make up things, she would be the type of sister to say: "if you don't let me do two ponytails in your hair, I'll tell mom I saw you kissing Andre!" and Cal obviously lets her.
-ANDRE KNOWS HOW TO FIX CARS ‼️
-Cal's the type of guy to be twirling his hair and kicking his feet whenever Andre does something
- Whenever Andre gets really stressed or angry at Cal, he'll start throwing soft things to Cal, such as clothes, pillows... Just to relieve anger and not to actually hurt him
- Mel actually hates Cal, but whenever Cal is in Andre's clothes she tolerates him and even sits on his lap
-Cal has the ability to literally fall asleep EVERYWHERE.
- Cal is not trusted with blades, knifes or pills 🙏
-Cal would be such an annoying older brother
- Usually, when Andre wins in track, his legs would go limp. I just know they would hurt so fucking bad
- Cal is absolutely DISGUSTED about the food Andre eats.
- Andre is trying to bulk
- Cal doesn't stand being lifted, he would start tweaking so bad (like a cat in air jail). Andre loves lifting and holding Cal.
-Cal's younger sister would despise Andre, Cal's younger brother would absolutely love him.
I've got some freakier stuff too, but idk if yall would fw that
You can't change my mind about the fact that Cal DEFINITELY had the biggest crush on the red one. Andre had it on the blonde one of course 😜😜