Aouth Park Butters - Tumblr Posts

I see your long-haired Kenny and raise u unfazed Butters. (Sorry, Bunny makes me soft). I can't imagine Butters teasing Kenny but he's so vocal about liking his hair and is just so innocently Butters that Kenny can't really utilise his long hair power over him. If anything Butters has Kenny wrapped around HIS finger with his genuine compliments and unprompted affection.

OH!!!! OH Y E S!

(I love Bunny too, you're okay!)

After he gets a short hair cut, Butters offers Kenny a wig.

Why? Because Butters admires Kenny, and how much courage it must take to walk around with such long hair, knowing he'll get bullied. (Butters is a little jealous, but mostly in awe.)

(Also, I imagine Butters would have one or two wings after the Marjorine debacle. Because then he can play dress up more accurately, but also he would be great at going undercover for dumb missions with Cartman. It would definitely happen.)

Anyways, Butters teaches Kenny how to properly put on a wig. They mess around with make up for a bit, starting out serious and slowly descending into drastically bright colors that make them look like idiots.

They giggle about it while they pick out nail polish, and Butters takes lots of pictures (that he promises to send to Kenny. Kenny decides not to mention he doesn't have a phone.)