I See Your Long-haired Kenny And Raise U Unfazed Butters. (Sorry, Bunny Makes Me Soft). I Can't Imagine

I see your long-haired Kenny and raise u unfazed Butters. (Sorry, Bunny makes me soft). I can't imagine Butters teasing Kenny but he's so vocal about liking his hair and is just so innocently Butters that Kenny can't really utilise his long hair power over him. If anything Butters has Kenny wrapped around HIS finger with his genuine compliments and unprompted affection.

OH!!!! OH Y E S!

(I love Bunny too, you're okay!)

After he gets a short hair cut, Butters offers Kenny a wig.

Why? Because Butters admires Kenny, and how much courage it must take to walk around with such long hair, knowing he'll get bullied. (Butters is a little jealous, but mostly in awe.)

(Also, I imagine Butters would have one or two wings after the Marjorine debacle. Because then he can play dress up more accurately, but also he would be great at going undercover for dumb missions with Cartman. It would definitely happen.)

Anyways, Butters teaches Kenny how to properly put on a wig. They mess around with make up for a bit, starting out serious and slowly descending into drastically bright colors that make them look like idiots.

They giggle about it while they pick out nail polish, and Butters takes lots of pictures (that he promises to send to Kenny. Kenny decides not to mention he doesn't have a phone.)

Headcanon a friend and I decided is Too Good Not To Share

Okay, so for starters, Butters is an unbelievably horny bb when he hits puberty

Like hornier than Kenny, horny

(Kenny is just more VERBAL about it, Butters keeps it to himself)

Butters doesn’t realize you’re allowed to jack off

He’s been raised by strict parents, he assumes you need permission

Fast forward, when he dates he continously asks his S/O if he’s allowed to touch himself

Like texts them at two am causes he’s horny like, “Can I touch myself now?”

Because if he doesn’t ask he gets anxious and feels like he’s breaking some unspoken rule

Definitely takes S/O a while to figure out what the fu c k is going on

(And that it’s NOT some kink, but Butters being slightly traumatized by how he was raised and unsure of himself)

I definitely saw this as Bunny, I’m weak I know, but I love the idea of it with any ship because hshdh ye s

By God, please commission them (or ask me to commission him again. Because I will. I'm just looking for an excuse.)

Writing Commissions

Rewriting this a little to fix it. I have things I need to save up for, lots of free time and no job just yet, which leaves doing writing commissions properly!

You can find examples of my writing here on my ‘My Stories’ tag or my Finished Commissions tag!

I will write about;

OCs so long as I receive adequate information about the OCs in question

Any fandom so long as I can find adequate information on this as well

NSFW, though it’ll cost 10$ more

I will absolutely not write about anything that involves pedophilia, bestiality or incest. You can IM me about these commissions to talk further about this, and I accept payment via my Paypal.

It’ll be penny commissions, IE a penny a word like so;

100 words - 1$

500 words - 5$

1k words - 10$

and so on. In some cases I may not reach the full word length of the story, example it’s 99 words instead of 100, you’ll only owe 99 cents and sometimes, I may go over the word limit, but you won’t owe me anything more than the set price you’ve paid for the commission.

All you have to do is send me an IM about the commission so we can talk further before we work out the details and pricing of the commission.

Thanks for reading this!

Y'ALL BETTER COME GIVE THIS APPRECIATION, JACK'S WRITING IS AMAZING AND IS THE ONLY REASON I'M STILL ALIVE

commission from @asteraes-aster Ghost!! <3 (sorry my guy i forgot i was s’posed to actually Post these til now omg)

Title: Limerence Words: 5,136 in total Fandom: South Park Characters: Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski Ship: K2

Kenny headcanon:

bandaids addition

Everyone draws Kenny with bandaids and, honestly, I love it. It's aesthetically pleasing and it's like a reference to how the world is out to kill him.

But Kenny wouldn't use bandaids.

Bandaids cost money, that his family doesn't have.

If Kenny dies, he'd just come back. What's one little cut to an immortal?

Essentially, he views it as a huge waste of resources and time. Kenny isn't worth wasting bandaids on. The scars will fade when he's reborn again anyways.

To conclude: don't draw Kenny with bandaids, but old/open cuts because Kenny w o u l d n ' t treat his wounds.

The lovely and amazing @jelli-jack made me a K2 playlist and added the song 'Hell No' by Ingrid Michaelson and,,,, well, I got inspired?