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ooo new cp blog, give me ur Jeff headcanons cuz im thirsty

Yay first ask! I'll try, Idk how thirsty these hc's will be though lmao

- I *strongly* support the headcanon that he reopens his smile whenever he's in a dark place

- ngl probably lives in a house that no one owns and is falling apart piece by piece, how he got this house? No idea, probably wandered into it

- all the clothing he owns is stolen, and nothing fits him quite right

- he's an a**hole, but are we surprised??

- I actually don't hc him to live with the other pastas! I think he'd be far too feral to ever even consider that, but he *has* encountered some of them

- if I ever get asks about him and an s/o, y'all are in for a WILD ride

- all the food he eats is also probably stolen, since he can't exactly go out in public looking the way he does, plus he's all over the news

- no bloody clue what he does during daytime, or just like in general when he isn't out killing

- he is so ANGRY, like someone get this man an anger management program

hcs for e jack? specifically him with an s/o

I started writing for Laughing Jack but then I saw the e for eyeless hgvhjd I am dumb

- you need to pull some y/n level stuff if you wanna get with him

- idk how you managed to do it, but now he trusts you enough to call you a ”friend”

- don’t worry that’s just a starting point, you’ll warm up to each other and, even though he won’t refer to you as an s/o, it’s obvious that you’re together

- probably heals all your wounds, the more your relationship advances the more he freaks out about the smallest cuts

- will stay distant from you if he feels like his cannibalistic tendencies are becoming too strong to ignore, he doesn’t want to hurt the only person that doesn’t think of him as a monster

- don’t take off the mask don’T TAKE OFF THE MASK DON’T T-

- the only way for you to see his real face is if it gets somehow knocked off, but expect him to be distant after that

- will try to eat “normal” food for you, but yeeah he’s gonna throw that up

- “When a man gives you his heart, it’s romantic, but when I give you 5 it’s sick??”