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ooo new cp blog, give me ur Jeff headcanons cuz im thirsty

Yay first ask! I'll try, Idk how thirsty these hc's will be though lmao

- I *strongly* support the headcanon that he reopens his smile whenever he's in a dark place

- ngl probably lives in a house that no one owns and is falling apart piece by piece, how he got this house? No idea, probably wandered into it

- all the clothing he owns is stolen, and nothing fits him quite right

- he's an a**hole, but are we surprised??

- I actually don't hc him to live with the other pastas! I think he'd be far too feral to ever even consider that, but he *has* encountered some of them

- if I ever get asks about him and an s/o, y'all are in for a WILD ride

- all the food he eats is also probably stolen, since he can't exactly go out in public looking the way he does, plus he's all over the news

- no bloody clue what he does during daytime, or just like in general when he isn't out killing

- he is so ANGRY, like someone get this man an anger management program