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By far the best Namjoon smut I have yet read
Hold the Door | KNJ
Pairings: Namjoon x Reader
Rating: 18+ / Mature / Explicit
Synopsis: Will you ever have a normal elevator ride with Namjoon?
Word Count: 8.3k | read on ao3
Genres, Content Warnings, & Themes: Enemies to lovers, neighbors, angst, arguing / fighting, weed, dirty talk, smut (unprotected sex, oral sex, penetrative sex, semi-public sex)
Author’s Note: Written for this “anon” 😉, who has an incredible recurring dream about Namjoon! (Wish we were all just as lucky!) Thanks for your patience, and I hope you enjoy, dear friend!
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Saturday 4:42 PM
“Great, I was wondering whether this day would get any better.”
The sideways, questioning, but dazed glance that your best friend gives you is as flat as the tone with which your words fall to the, as-of-yet, unreplaced carpet in your apartment building’s lobby. Her lips are obscured by the tall, heavy stack of boxes contained in a brown bag, safely clutched and pinned to her body. And her face is mostly hidden by the massive bunch of pink and yellow balloons that are tied around her shoulder to keep them from floating away. But you know that she’s shooting you a pout of confusion.
You couldn’t lift your arms to press the elevator call button the first time, given that you’re weighed down by all the shopping bags. So you jut your elbow out again to gesture backwards and focus her attention on the nightmare who has just walked into your building.
To the unwitting soul, the navy, knit beanie and matching navy t-shirt and sweatpants shuffling toward you might have been pleasant to look at. Thrilling, even, judging by the look in your best friend’s eye, squinting and appraising, like a jeweller’s eye behind a glass.
She doesn’t really know what she’s looking at.
“The answer, by the way, is a resounding no,” you say quickly, hoping to head off further questioning.
“But he’s hot,” she raves, the brown paper crinkling at her breath.
The elevator’s friendly ding! can’t come soon enough, and when it does, you quickly step into the back corner.
“Hold the door!” the navy-clad man calls from the entryway. His voice booms throughout the lobby. Even your doorman turns to peek inside.
Your best friend — or, now, ex-best friend — plants herself between the elevator doors. “That giant, steamy slice of beefcake is a no?” she asks, turning to face you.
“You heard me!” you repeat.
You step forward, kicking at her feet to move her out of the way. She kicks back, at a slight advantage with her heels. But then a new set of toes come into view. Toes outlined by navy plastic.
“Namjoon,” you grumble as politely as you can, as you look up from his toes and into his face.
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