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Y'know what? Any time I see you liking or reblogging one of my posts I grin from ear to ear cause of your URL. Each time without fail I go "oh worm the great URL blog noticed me!!! Sweet!!!!" But yeah just ur URL and blog brings me joy
OH MY GOD THANK YOU??? Fun fact I came up with it was after reading a destiel post talking about the ‘bury your gays’ trope 😭
AND I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT YOUR BLOG!!! everytime you like or reblog something I just “:D it’s the rose person”
Tags Guide!!! (fucking finally)
adding a cut because theres a lotDIUCBNDI
Fandom tags:
pelantposting - all posts about pelant!
bonesposting - bones posts i dont want in the main tag
nimonaposting - all posts about the comic and movie Nimona
btsposting - posts about BTS (not adding individual member tags here)
reneposting - all posts about the Renegades trilogy by Marissa Meyer
spnposting - all posts about CW's Supernatural
technoposting - all posts about the YouTuber Technoblade (subscribe to Technoblade)
dsmpposting - posts about Dream SMP and it’s members
tntposting - posts about YouTubers and former DreamSMP members Quackity and Wilbur Soot (post c! and cc! posts)
wilbyposting - posts about Wilbur Soot
spiderposting - all posts about anything Spiderman related (Spiderverse and original Spiderman movies all included)
tuaposting - all posts about Gerard Way's The Umbrella Academy
mcrposting - all posts about My Chemical Romance
marvelposting - all posts about Marvel movies, comics, shows, etc
hpposting - all posts about harry potter (books and movies included)
panemposting - all posts about hunger games (books and movies included)
Post Genre Tags:
asksposting - asks posts
shitposting - just random shit i think
more to be added in the future! some of these I dont even use yet, but im covering all bases.
please please give your opinions on each serial killer in the show.
thank you tumblr user fuzzy2846 i will indeed give you my opinions!!!
(mega spoilers under the cut, read at your risk)
Howard Epps:
Okay I have fixed feelings about him. He was the first serial killer, so obviously that makes him cooler, but he was just so. cliche. also mega Red Dragon vibes from him, especially his backstory. Also he hurt Zack so 0/10, wasn’t hit enough to excuse his actions
Gormogon:
Low-key my second favourite serial killer in the show, I’m a whore for religious serial killers in media. ofc, he hurt Zack, making him an instant -100/10, but I genuinely think he was a really good character on the show. I feel like he could’ve worked better as the last ever serial killer ifykim?? Like, Gormogons whole arc felt more like an ending than a beginning. Also gotta love the cannibals on this show. it’s a great gimmick
The Gravedigger:
Fun fact: this was actually the first ever serial killer arc I ever saw on Bones!! I watched them out of order and don’t actually have the full story still, but honestly I liked the arc. The fact she hurt Lance and killed a kid makes her an instant -1000/10, but she really knew how to properly have a gimmick. I liked her arc as a serial killer better than any on the show, it was one of the only times the plot felt coherent lol.
Broadsky:
Not much to say, he was hella short lived. Light Yagami kinnie. Moving on!
The Ghost Killer:
Okay, I’m biased here, because I read a fanfic about her once and now I hate her. BUT, even without the ao3 fics traumatising me, I hated her character with a burning passion. It led into Sweets death which could be blamed on Pelant but he’s my meow meow so let’s not which of course is unforgivable so she’s my least favourite personality wise, and her gimmick of finger nails was just,,, to bland. Original, but bland. We need CANNIBALISM. we need ANARCHY. not fingernails!!
Last but DEFINITELY not least,
Christopher Pelant:
okay really I swear it won’t just be me simping. I have opinions on his character!!!! That aren’t horny!! I actually didn’t enjoy his arc as much as you’d assume I did, it felt rushed and was kinda boring. I talk more about it here, but I genuinely think his episodes were shit. He was a good character, whether you like him like I do or not, and deserved to be fleshed out more than he was (which basically wasn’t at all). I will forever say he should’ve been the last serial killer, and his arc should’ve gone on for much much longer. At least a whole nother season. I hated the way they made him be in love with Brennan (because if they couldn’t have made him gay like god INTENDED THEY SHOULDNT HAVE MADE HIM FALL IN LOVE AT ALL) and it literally lasted like two episodes before he died. nothing about his arcs ever made sense. he got like two minutes of screen time but was literally the most important villain in the ENTIRE SERIES. I’m forever salty about his ending, and will not shut up about it until Hart Hanson himself apologizes to my FACE.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
HAJSJJSJE ur opinions are literally so real,, but i have more questions… do you have your own version of how the pelant ending happened?! because like… i would be very interested to here about it if you do…
sort of??? I’ve actually never thought about it that much, but when in Rome
first off, scrap the Brennan thing. He definitely could’ve delayed the wedding a different way just two piss them off. Like, leaving bodies for them to find the same day so it’s delayed and delayed until they’re forced to call it off themselves.
2: none of that quick death bullshit!! I hated it!!! I wish there would’ve been more of a stand-off with him and Booth, because there’s a SEVERE lack of the fact that pelant was dangerous, computer or not. let’s remember the fact he killed an extremely talented and highly trained mercenary??? like awooga jfc!! there should’ve been a lasting effect to it too, maybe Booth getting injured in the fight and still being determined to marry Bones (let’s be honest, that would’ve been as cute).
but yeah it needed to be more dramatic!!! not just one shot and he’s dead!! you know what would’ve been sick as fuck? pelant and booth are having a whole standoff and it’s looking like booth is gonna lose and then Brennan just fucking. stabs him. honestly, if I have time tomorrow, I’ll write an alternative ending and post it to ao3. shits and giggles mostly, but again there are only 18 fics tagged Christopher Pelant on ao3 and someone has to fix this!!
thank you again fuzzy ily !! /p
OH MY GOD I LOVE TJAY JDJSKSFNS okok, one suggestion, keep the throat injury, make it what ever you want, slit in the throat, shot, snapped, what ever.
he was shot in the throat for a reason.
to be silenced.
gigfling sorry i love that part of his death, because is irs so…!,!;’dmjdkdkw he was silenced. he could speak. he couldn’t hurt. ITS SO AUGHHH/pos
but it’s up to you lols, just a suggestion from a girl that’s hyperfixated on bones 🤯
OH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT?!?!??? THANK YEW FUZZY!!!
Pelant wasn't in love with Brennan he was in love Booth and it obvious
actually he was in love with me
pelants very good in bed lance told me
are you kidding me he’s a fucking compsci major bro is virgin squared
eating up the asks you all are sending me, SPAM ME WITH ASKS. ASK ANYTHING. BE FREE.
more pelan less everything else pretty please
this is so true anon will do
i cant include a link here, but you should check out the-forensic-lab 's pelant art if you havent yet
YEAH IVE SEEN IT!! ITS SO COOL IVE THOUGHT OF LIKE. MAKING A POSTER OUT OF IT.
with permission ofc, i want that shit on my WALLS
i am the real zack addy
FOLLOW FUZZY THEY ARE THEE REAL ZACK ADDY!!!
i know what you are
ive actually never been more terrified
thank you for carrying the bones fandom‼️😞
thank you it’s so hard being the only bones fan ever :(
us ‼️‼️
when your favourite sibling makes autistic memes about your Bones 2005 kins
i know your talking about zack addy from bones but sense i’m technically the zack addy from bones this also applies to me >_<
oh no this totally apples to you too fuz