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“The creator read Ayn Rand with zero knowledge of its political context and immediately thought her version of society would be perfect for a dystopian nightmare horror” is THE funniest possible origin story for Bioshock and yet somehow that’s what actually happened.

Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you

Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon

Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be awesome

Doyle would please you once and then complain when you kept asking him to do the same thing over and over again

Hemingway would explain in no uncertain terms exactly what he was going to do, and do exactly one very simple act, but goddamn if it wasn’t the best time you’ve had in years anyways

Joyce would take FOREVER but eventually satisfy you

Rand would make you do all the work yourself

Poe would cry

The Incredibles: Superhero movie where Bobs character arc is how his selfish pursuit of the Glory Days has isolated him from his family and endangered them all, and his arch-enemy is an obsessive fanboy turned sociopathic arms dealer who sees superheroism solely as a venue for self aggrandizement. 

Too many people: Yes, this is truly the Objectivist movie we’ve been waiting for.

MAD MARX

To say ‘I love you’ one must know first how to say the 'I’.

Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead (via wordsnquotes)