Aztec Gods - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Huitzilopochtli: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
Huitzilopochtli: I’m never donating blood ever again.
Huitzilopochtli: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!
Huitzilopochtli: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?
(@godsofhumanity sorry for the tag but the huitzilopochtli vampire allegations started with you so I thought you might like this one :D)
Perun: You’re… a vampire?
Huitzilopochtli: I can confirm that I am not a vampire as I have blood.
Ares: Is it your blood?
Huitzilopochtli: It is blood, yes.
Freyja: Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?
Huitzilopochtli: It is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood.
tezcatlipoca hcs pls? (They don't need to be about any particular subject it can just be general or silly hcs about him)
okieee silly hc's because i've already done serious ones here :))
one thing about Tezcatlipoca is i think he is really petty, and his favourite hobby is doing everything opposite to Quetzalcoatl.
so like.. if Quetzalcoatl says ''i think it's time for a new sun'', he will adamantly try and convince everyone that it is NOT time for a new sun even if he doesn't even believe that himself.
yes, he is editing wikipedia to prove his arguments correct.
also, he's super good liar so i think he often just spurts out any nonsense from the top of his head, but because he delivers it with such a serious face, i think many of the gods believe him.
Huitzilopochtli falls victim to these lies most often, but he is getting BETTER and picking out Tez's little falsehoods :))
if he watched TV, his favourite genre would be drama, no doubt. like the bad, bold & the beautiful type drama.
i think he'd send letters and stuff to the writers of the shows to say how they treated certain plotlines absolutely terribly and it would be paired with very colourful language and hilarious insults.
um, i think i've mentioned in my previous hcs that i think Tezcatlipoca is pretty much always seen with a jaguar. he has a pet one (read: several), and they all have the same temperament as him.
i like the idea of these jaguars lazing around everywhere.. sometimes they will sleep in Quetzalcoatl's favourite chair and they will NOT MOVE and there is nothing Quetzalcoatl can do about it... Tez may or may not have trained them to do this.
Xipe Totec: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Quetzalcoatl: Um, murder??? Huitzilopochtli: Adventuring! Tezcatlipoca: Tuesday.
Quetzalcoatl: I’m gonna die alone. Tezcatlipoca: Quetzalcoatl, you’re not gonna die alone. Quetzalcoatl: Xipe Totec, was my safety net, okay? They have better things to do and now I have to get a snake. Huitzilopochtli: Uh-huh. Why is that? Quetzalcoatl: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Quetzalcoatl: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Quetzalcoatl: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
Quetzalcoatl: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Xipe Totec: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Huitzilopochtli: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Tezcatlipoca: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Ok so this was for @huxloween and it kind of fits the Day 17: Psychopomps/Bad Omens. I had so many ideas and WIPs for this year that I’m hopefully gonna post within the next couple of weeks, but I guess this one works for the 2 of November too.
It’s supposed to be Kylo as Xolotl, Aztec god of the journey to the Underworld. I’ve been re-watching Onyx Equinox lately and been dying to draw them as Aztec gods, wanted to post him and Hux together but I’m not done that one and I wanted to show this one off. Hope you guys like it!
WIP of a sculpture of Quetzalcoatl I’m doing for a community project! Just needs some cleanup and paint now!
Onyx Equinox crumbs tysm
Mini gods ! >u<
Been fixated on this series for a bit
So I drew em as lil minis !
(They don't have headdress cuz I'm lazy QwQ)
They so cute and small, they can't possibly do nothing now QwQ